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@jpesq.bsky.social
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Elder millennial. Classical anarchist. Social services attorney on the Jersey side of the Philly suburbs. Law, history, video games, gardening 😶‍🌫️ and trading cards. MLB: Tigers/Phillies; NFL: Giants; NBA: 90s.

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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 5h
Here's a card I like of a guy who's playing baseball tonight! I pulled this from a pack I bought at Wawa, so a quick shout out to my kids for wearing me down and convincing me to take them there for dinner that night 😀 #cardsky
Garrett Mitchell Topps Baseball Stars RC autograph
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 6h
I'm rooting for Milwaukee, but I'd be ok with San Diego moving on. Basically, I just hope both teams have fun.
Simpsons Wuss Bets betting line, which includes Flanders, Skinner, and Hans Moleman
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 6h
YOU NEVER MAKE THE LAST OUT AT THIRD BASE, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 6h
Now that the no hitter is gone, I can talk about it @mlb.com I hope your blood money was worth it, you goddamn vampires. It would've been nice to get to watch this game.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 6h
Idk if it's just my kids or if this is something of a universal parental experience, but it's like I hang up my towel in the same spot, and sometimes it's just gone. Now imagine that but with everything.
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John Travolta Confused: What Huh
Alt: John Travolta looking confused in Pulp Fuction I think
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 9h
Fucking hell, Kyle Tucker, you dragged my dynasty team down all goddamn season and NOW you come to life?
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 9h
Was I looking for an unlicensed Jack Clark autograph? Lol of course not. But for $4 and numbered to /10, why tf not? And I think the other value box stuff I found is pretty neat! 😀 #cardsky
Leaf Jack Clark autograph numbered 7/10Yogi Berra food card, Munetaka Murakami 1991 style RC, a couple Miguel Cabrera cards, Kaz Okamoto holo foil RC, and 1990 Donruss Ken Griffey JrJude Warwick 1st Bowman Chrome laser and reptilian refractors, Heritage Chrome Riley Greene card, Keider Montero Platinum Anniversary prism refractor maybe?
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 14h
Oh cool, I don't have any way of watching the ALDS. Talk about a surefire way to grow the game.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 15h
Happy birthday, Dave Winfield 🥳 #cardsky
1978 Topps Dave WinfieldBack of the card with stats and factoids and a $1 tag on the sleeve
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 15h
Originalism is the practice of divining how a bunch of long dead slave owners would run a modern society, and it's just a coincidence that it always results in a finding that's in accordance with controlling Republican party orthodoxy.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Next stop: Arizona Fall League! #cardsky I hope these guys become a pair like McGonigle and Clark 🤞
Topps Pro Debut autographs, Bryce Rainer blue /150 and Zyhir Hope shimmer /175Backs of the csrds with stats and factoids and serial numbers
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As someone who was born in the 80s and raised in the 90s, one thing I'm never gonna understand is how those losers had so much damn trouble with the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I found this on one of those other hellsites and just thought it was worth sharing 😀
End of a level of the original Super Mario Bros. on NES, except instead of Toad, it's a street vendor who says, "no princess, only khlav kalash," a reference to the NYC episode of the Simpsons from season 11-12ish I think
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The main cast of Futurama minus Fry sitting on the couch watching tv. Bender says, "saw it coming"
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This version of Bittersweet Symphony!
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Luca Stricagnoli - Bitter Sweet Symphony (The Verve) - Fingerstyle Guitar
YouTube video by Luca Stricagnoli
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday, Rod Carew 🥳 #cardsky
Rod Carew Fleer Greats of the Game relic
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday, Mark McGwire 🥳 #cardsky
Mark McGwire 2000 Fleer E-Xceptional green /999 and 2000 Topps Chrome Own the Game refractor
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a card I like of a guy who's playing baseball today 😬🤞🙏 #cardsky
2017 Topps Museum Archival Autographs Aaron Nola /50
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing is, it'll probably be 25 or 30 years before I can even begin to consider retiring, and it's only Thursday.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The 1st Amendment only provides that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion[.]" It doesn't say anything about the Executive.
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Brennan Lee Mulligan Um Actually
Alt: Some white dude smiling and pointing to the camera with the caption "technically"
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's another card I like of a guy who's playing baseball today! #cardsky
2021 BBM Genesis Munetaka Murakami The back of the csrd with stats and factoids written in Japanese
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alec BOMB 💣
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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South Park: So Small
Alt: South Park: So Small
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Avengers S.H.I.E.L.D. Logo Transforms to Hydra
Alt: Avengers S.H.I.E.L.D. Logo Transforms to Hydra
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy birthday, Carlos Guillen 🥳 #cardsky
Carlos Guillen signed 2007 All-Star Game ball and Upper Deck SPx Winning Materials dual relic /50
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Say what you will about the new season of Ted Lasso, Tanya Reynolds is acting the fuck out of that role.
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Ted Lasso 2026 Alice
Alt: Tanya Reynolds as Coach Alice in Ted Lasso blowing a raspberry
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's a card I like of a guy who's playing baseball today! #cardsky
2019 BBM Munetaka Murakami Brilliant Futures insert. He's mid-swing and there's a cool watercolor type of effect behind himThe back of the card with what I assume is stats and factoids but it's in Japanese and I can't read it
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@phillies.com
Tinny Tim (Futurama): you raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know how Apple's Friday Night Baseball allows viewers to listen to the local radio broadcasts instead of the national broadcast team? That should be standard everywhere.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do Upper Deck next! #cardsky
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear @phillies.com: Please move on from the Wild Card round and then please give me tickets to CBP for the Division Series 🙏
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Full House, Michelle Tanner (one of the Olson twins): Pretty Please kind sir
Alt: Full House, Michelle Tanner (one of the Olson twins): Pretty Please kind sir
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh yeah I love being stuck in traffic and being late to the job I don't want to be doing and which probably shouldn't have to exist in the first place. This is exactly how we're meant to live for sure 😀
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meat is murder,
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Psych Gus
Alt: Burton "Gus" Guster, played by Dule Hill on USA's hit show Psych, sternly telling a vegetarian, "But murder is also murder."
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have seen WAY TOO MANY CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS ALREADY Halloween what are you doing, you're supposed to protect me from this 😭
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, Lexis, I don't want an AI summary of the regulation I looked up. I prefer to do my own legal research, tyvm.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Poor Mickey Mouse and Friends
Alt: Poor Mickey Mouse and Friends rationing their food to a comedic degree
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me whenever I see a farmer complaining that this wasn't what they voted for 👇
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Homer Simpson: Lousy Farmers
Alt: King-sized Homer Simpson at his home computer and wearing his mumu: Lousy Farmers
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MetLife turf takes out another ACL again. What is it going to take for ownership to think about changing it?? Prioritize your players health instead of cost cutting.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of my more controversial opinions is that every MLB stadium should be built with a retractable roof. I understand that rainouts and weather delays have always been a part of the game, but now it's the distant future.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clark and Lee have been pretty gosh darn impressive lately. Here's hoping we get baseball next year, these guys might be fun to watch. #tigers
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE CALL STANDS!
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least the Tigers are giving JV a nice, long break.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And now both teams have lost a challenge during a Kevin McGonigle at bat.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander throwing a baseball to Chris Ilitch in the owners box that has "Nah I still got some juice I'm coming back lmao" written on it
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Congrats to JV on a Hall of Fame career! #cardsky
2007 Topps Justin Verlander copper /56, highlighting his no hitter that yearBack of the card with stats and factoids and serial no. 17/56
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy birthday, Scottie Pippen 🥳 #cardsky
2000 Topps Chrome All Etch Scottie Pippen refractor
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me too!
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SpongeBob: I'm Ready for Promotion!
Alt: SpongeBob: I'm Ready, Promotion!
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Share an image that shows how many years you've been online.
Windows 95 internet setup wizard
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unrelated question, anyone else remember like 20 years ago when they tried to ban online poker for real money? How quaint.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Motion to nickname him "Old Man River"
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