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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛

@marattacks.bsky.social
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I have a work function that requires suit & tie, but I'm absolutely representing #patriotsday today under my suitj jacket! I may not have been born there, and I may not live there anymore, but I'll always be a Masshole at heart! 💙💛#bostonstrong
Wearing a Boston "Marathon" memorial jersey under my suit. 💙💛
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Wearing these shirts to remember a true American hero in Jackie Robinson in breaking the barrier he did in MLB 79 years ago, and to remember those lost and hurt, and those who survived and saved lives, in Boston 13 years ago. To Jackie, and forever Boston Strong! 💛💙 #BostonStrong #jackierobinson
Wearing a Jackie Robinson memorial t-shirt
Wearing a memorial "Boston Strong" jersey
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I haven't been a practicing Catholic in decades, but this fascist regime has me all up in my "Sister Michael in her gi, 'Oh it's on NOW, Bitches'" feelings! 🥋
Sister Michael from "Derry Girls" in her gi
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So, I missed celebrating it yesterday, but since I have an event tonight, I thought I would dress in honor of your favorite pop star and mine, in tribute, (Late) Happy Rex Manning Day! 💜💜💜💜 #rexmanningday
Wearing pure and black velvet in honor of Rex Manning Day (alas, one day late).
Wearing pure and black velvet and fake alligator boots in honor of Rex Manning Day (alas, one day late).
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Line forms on the left, single file, please. 🧔 #SelfAffirmationSunday
T-shirt reading "Touch my beard and tell me I'm pretty."T-shirt reading "Touch my beard and tell me I'm pretty."
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I know it's rude to shout, but IT'S OPENING DAY! I got some new 🧡💙 kicks and even found socks with our "NY" and I'm -pumped-! Sorry, gonna shout again... LET'S GO METS 2026! #Mets #OpeningDay #LGM #LFGM
Wearing my Mets gear for Opening Day Wearing my Mets gear for Opening Day
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The red is cool, too
Mo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kitMo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kitMo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kitMo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kit
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
😂😂😂 Got it in Barcelona in January at a Cooligan, they're a pretty awesome chain. Anywho, here are the Mo kits I got in Egypt. I love the details of ancient Egypt added.
Mo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kitMo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kitMo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kit
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
No, I was talking about MY side getting relegated, Tottenham! They are a remarkable failure.
Me in an old school Tottenham kit
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
As a lifelong Mets fan, I have little positive to say about Foster's tenure in Queens, but dang, his sideburns game that season on a scale of 1 - 10 was 90210.
Dylan McKay's glorious sideburns fr 90210
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Oh, and Willie, I took this Selfie of me in my Dad's backyard, which as you can see is going to be -Very- close to Miami Freedom Park, the soon to be inaugurated new home of Inter Miami. ⚽️🩷🖤
Selfie of me in front of Miami Freedom Park, home of Inter Miami FC
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
She deleted her post, but since she's Canadian, I did the most cursory of searches, and wouldn't ya know...
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Yup🧡💙
Picture of Spring training Mets broadcast on the TV
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'll keep repeating this. I loved having a star Met I shared a last name with! Bought every jersey & tee with his/our name. I've pulled from my closet all that stuff to store it away for now. I've been a Mets fan longer than Pete's been alive, and the club's always number one for me. 🧡💙
A box full of Pete Alonso Mets tees & jerseys.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This really hit me, a fitting tribute to BC's legend Johnny Hockey, I know he and Matty are looking down proudly, may they forever rest in glory!!! 🙏🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The gold medal winning US men's team skating with the late Johnny Hockey's sweater! 🙏🦅🇺🇸The gold medal winning US men's team skating with the late Johnny Hockey's sweater! 🙏🦅🇺🇸
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
AM Hockey 🏒🥅 and breakfast beer 🍺 is the best way to start a Sunday! 🇺🇸
Me holding a breakfast beer & wearing a USA hockey sweater for the men's gold medal game.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
AM Hockey 🏒🥅 and breakfast beer 🍺 is the best way to start a Sunday! 🇺🇸
Me wearing my USA sweater and holding a breakfast beer for the men's gold medal game. 🇺🇸
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Ugh, forgot to add the pic, because I'm an idjit
Chelsea Janes on SNY
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Pulled this one out to wear in honor of OG's return
A T-shirt with OG Anunoby printed on it
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
So is Scout! (and me) 🧡💙
Scout Dog dressed in Mets gear and smiling
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Yeah, I had to put away all my Alonso jerseys and tees fr the closet for storage. Yeah, I had a lot, due to our shared last name. I'll break them out again, someday... 🧡💙
A container full of Pete Alonso Mets gear 😢
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hi, new follow, love the pics of your dogs. I try to take my pup Scout to the local ballpark (we live in Miami) any time there's a Bark at the Park, especially when the Mets are in town.
Scout dog in Mets gear for Mets at Marlins in Miami. 🧡💙Scout dog in Mets gear for Mets at Marlins in Miami. 🧡💙Scout dog in Mets gear for Mets at Marlins in Miami. 🧡💙Scout dog in Mets gear for Mets at Marlins in Miami. 🧡💙
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
And this...
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
So as a travel agent, I'm in Madrid 🇪🇸 right now for one of the biggest tourism shows in the world. Many countries have huge displays to encourage travel to their destinations, including 🇵🇷& 🇩🇴. I did this today... #Mets
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Okay, Mr. David Stearns, I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive. Or, in the words of the late, great Jerry Orbach... #metssky #mets
Jerry Orbach saying "When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong."
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Hey, I'm sorry, Stearnsy! Because like the late, great Jerry Orbach taught my generation...
Jerry Orbach as Dr Houseman admits he was wrong about Johnny in "Dirty Dancing."
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Hey, I'm traveling in Spain, and was not onboard either train which derailed. All my thoughts are in the attached pic if you care to read that, it TL;DR length. But if you pray, send one up to those tragically affected. www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Long rant for review
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I'm wearing this t-shirt today for exactly the reasons I should.
Wearing a t-shirt which reads, "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressors."Wearing a t-shirt which reads, "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressors."
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I never thought I'd be thankful for anything by or about the Orange 💩Goblin, but I have an update to my bio now. #radicalleftscum
Copy of Bluesky bio including tag "Radical Left Scum."
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Modesty normally keeps me from touting my own accomplishments. However, since this was posted on another site... by me... I thought it would be best to share it here with all of you as well! 🥇🏅🎖️🏆
Description of FIFA awarding me the greatest prize of all time! I am the greatest winner ever!
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I would like to wish a very Happy Birthday to the brilliant, the gorgeous, the wonderful Wallace Shawn! I would love to pretend he's my homey, but this pic is from a chance meeting in Spain 🇪🇸 Anywho, Feliz Cumpleaños to him! 🥳🎂🍷
Selfie with myself and the Amazing Wallace Shawn!
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I have a gala to attend tonight. Modesty prevents me from bragging on myself and how phenomenal I look tonight, but please feel free to discuss how ridiculously good looking I look amongst yourselves on these interwebs and socials.
Selfie of me in a tuxSelfie of me in a tuxSelfie of me in a tux
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Just a reminder that today is Election Day, and that if you did not use early voting or vote by mail, your polling site across Miami-Dade County and Florida is open from 7 AM to 7 PM, so please -Please- exercise your right to vote today! 🗳️🇺🇸 Because Voting Is Sexy!!!
Selfie outside a polling site in honor of Election Day
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
No matter where you are or what you're doing, this is better.
Me snuggling with my dog
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Yeah, I know. BTW, actual text I sent my non-Jets fan friends this morning: "I think I found the perfect trinity to represent the Jets ownership, management, and players for most of my life..."
Selfie wearing a Jets cap and a Three Stooges t-shirt, linking the two squads in their ridiculousness.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"Fank U, Fren! 🐾🇵🇷💕" from Scout!
Scout Dog with a smile
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
It's not only #NationalDogDay, and it's not only Scout's birthday, it's also the day I got this gift from @athletelogos.bsky.social just because he's the Most Amazin'! Thanks from both of us, Dan, and for all the Pawesome Pups out there, Happy National Dog Day to you and your hoomans!
Scout Dawg and the Athlete Logo LFGM sign he sent us!Birthday Boy Scout with his gifts
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Speaking as a Mets fan and a big ol' queer, we absolutely exclude the LI scumbags from our incredibly pro LGBTIA+ crowd. The LGM hashtag of course stands for Let's Gay Mets. 🧡💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Selfie wearing a Pride themed Mets cap
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
You cannot convince this isn't what actually happened to him in that parking lot.
A t-shirt reads "I got pegged at Cracker Barrel"
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Well, actually... 😉 (typically used during October games, but have been used during March/April games also)
Mets player wearing cold weather gear during a game
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Can confirm
My personal ESPN Sports Misery Index score of 80, woeful
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Huh
Sports misery score
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
It was an honor and a privilege to support this man for a decade. And while I hate to see him leave, I wish him great health, success, and life long happiness in Los Angeles and anywhere else he chooses to play. Good bye, Captain, you'll forever be our Sonny! 🤍🇰🇷 . . . 😭😭😭😭😭
Heung-Min Son announces he is leaving Tottenham Football Club
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
We can all agree that watching this game has to be from outside, through a window...
The "Sickos" cartoon from The Onion
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I have seen the future.
Chris Tucker as "Ruby Rhod" from "The Fifth Element"
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
As a Mets fan and Tottenham supporter, can confirm!
Selfie wearing a Mets jerseySelfie wearing a Tottenham kit
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Is it ridiculous to wear a David Wright t-shirt and jersey when I'm just going to be watching his number being retired from home and not at Citi? Yes. And I wouldn't be me if I didn't! Forever our Captain! 🧡💙 #DavidWright
Selfie wearing David Wright gear for his number retirement ceremony Selfie wearing David Wright gear for his number retirement ceremony
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Man's exclamation on experiencing testicular trauma
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Well fuck... QEPD, Jim Shooter 😞
Jim Shooter, comic book legend, may he rest in peace
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Life in my 50s is spending a Saturday afternoon halving pills after my primary changed the dose. Excitement! 🥳
Pills being halved
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