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Mara Surridge

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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Important PSA - if you're looking to buy books today, bookshop has discounts and free shipping! Just ordered books for the whole family AND got to designate my favorite little vacation bookstore to receive the profits! WIN!! refer.bookshop.org/marasurridge
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Is the hat too much?"
Royal flycatcher bird
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You can shoot them in elementary school, rape them in college, but I draw the line at letting them play sports without me inspecting their genitals!* -Republicans
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What does a sniper position at Memorial Circle actually defend against? Not China. Not a submarine. Not a missile. It overlooks a bridge, a traffic circle, and the front door of the National Mall. Those are places where Americans march. www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The fact that Zac Affleck drives a cybertruck is the least surprising thing I’ve ever seen on a reality show #slomw
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/08/2026
The guy who did such an incredible job with the Reflecting Pool, Ballroom, Kennedy Center, National Mall, and Great American Fair is going to redesign our warships. What could go wrong?
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m on vacation but I gotta say, as much fun as it is to debate woke1 and Hasan Piker, the Trump administration is currently engaged in mass murder on the high seas as surely as any serial killer or lynch mob. And viewed from the distance of vacation, The Discourse doesn’t seem to give a shit.
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/08/2026
Can I get an amen?
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don’t agree with all Abdul El-Sayed’s views, but GOP “othering” is a disgrace. He was born in US, educated at Bloomfield Hills Andover, where he captained football team; Univ of Mich; Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar; Columbia, where he earned an MD. Debate his views, not whether he’s a “real” American.
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
From last week's national address/lie-fest.
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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PatriciaJane @patwashburn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
People are being encouraged to stay indoors and avoid fresh vegetables. Turns out I've been practicing healthy behaviors the whole time, I just called it "being indoorsy" and "eating pizza."
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov: “Here’s what’s gonna happen tonight — the world’s most famous sore loser will deliver a primetime presidential sour grapes 🍇 address to pursue his 6yo grievances about the 2020 election while his war spirals out of control and the cost of living continues to rise.”
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Facts, plain and straightforward 💯🎯
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thank you to my member of the House of Representatives!
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Fat Nixon is a Traitor 🇺🇦 🟦🟧🚩 @lbusdoor90.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I completely understand 1930-40s Germany now.
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Senator Chris Coons @coons.senate.gov · 15/07/2026
RFK Jr. made Cyclospora tracking optional, gutting a CDC program used to detect outbreaks. Now cyclosporiasis has hit 31 states. That's what happens when you dismantle the systems designed to keep us safe. www.npr.org/2026/07/12/n...
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What to know about cyclosporiasis, the intestinal illness hitting the U.S.
A surge of cases of the intestinal illness that causes diarrhea and fatigue has been detected in 34 states. Here's how what to do if you suspect you have it and how to avoid infection.
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The Northland Texan 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @smokeymagma16.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If this is what the address to the nation is about on Thursday, this is the beginning of a long few months before the midterms. He knows that Dems are likely retaking one or both houses of Congress and he’s going to do everything to ensure that doesn’t happen. Don’t let him.
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s nice that Lindsey Graham will get to chat with Mitch McConnell for more than 20 minutes this afternoon
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
trying to figure out what the whole end game is with the republicans who claimed to have spoken to mitch mcconnell it seems unfathomable they would actually lie about something like that even taking in consideration they lie a lot about everything this just seems beyond bizarre
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Republicans, who were so worried about Biden‘s health seem awfully quiet about Mitch McConnell’s three week absence
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Didn't wake up today thinking that today was the day to have the talk with my daughter that "if someone takes off a condom during sex without your consent, that's assault", but here we are.
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Jeff Spencer @revjss.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Graphic offering advice on “How to survive the global heatwave.” It says:
Stay hydrated.
Treat yourself to an ice cream.
Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class.
Loose fitting clothing.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/07/2026
This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it (TT: jesskoselke)
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
There is nothing to protect star athletes on youth teams from adults demanding to see their genitals to prove that they should really be there. My daughter loves her team, but if she was just starting out, I would not have encouraged her to play sports.
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Today is just further proof that adults have completely and totally ruined youth sports. #supremecourt #letthemplay
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
BREAKING NOW: 6-3 Supreme Court ruling confirmed that schools can determine eligibility for women's and girls' sports teams based on biological sex. America is so broken.
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This level of stupidity hurts my brain.
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Well, this will be awesome....said no one ever...
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 24/06/2026
people always ask me why i drink so much iced coffee. i actually have a genetic condition where my body doesn’t produce it’s own iced coffee. so i have to make my own and drink it every single day.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 23/06/2026
The National Weather Service is surveying the Burke damage to make a determination if it was from straight-line winds or a tornado. Initial assessment could be revised.
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@capitalweather.com my neighborhood in Fairfax is completely destroyed. Almost all of the trees are down. Multiple neighbors spotted a tornado.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/06/2026
Strait of Hormuz is closed again and here’s what he’s doing.
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Y.O.L.O.0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
ANY other President would have been removed, disgraced, and castigated.
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Mara Surridge @marasurridge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The fact that they fixed it so poorly that it’s now easier to see makes me oh so very happy
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Every Scottish story out of Boston is so charming. "Scottish man plays bagpipes with bucket drummers." "Scottish fans sing full version of Proclaimers hit at Fenway." "Scottish fans enjoy notorious cop slide." "Bars run out of beer due to Scottish visitors." A shame this can't go on all year
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