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Manx Manuel

@manxmanuel.bsky.social
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 53m
"I'm not your wife" "You have her face" 🤦 Nope, if you want to sell me on being the protagonist in a puzzle game this is not the opening line you think it is...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 1h
Hits October, and people only have one thing on their mime...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 1h
The film industry is completely vampiric in its desire to suck life out of young, fresh actresses and then discard them. But... The depiction of men is also completely bonkers. I will point to Danny "I'm too old for this shit" Glover being 40 playing a guy meant to be 50 and looking to retire.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 2h
🖤Am I capable?🩷 cooking: yes whistle: I can make a noise, not necessarily a tune draw: technical paint: walls swim: yes english: northern dance: yes sing: ish drive: Yes gifting: thoughtfully odd write: very slowly guitar: for fun speaking: if you're listening
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 5h
Follow up Me: so you can give me medicine, and it will clear up in a few weeks? Doc: no, it takes 6 to 18 months. Me: but once it has started going down I don't need to worry about infecting other people? Doc: no you will remain infectious, but only if you are in close contact.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 7h
Follow up to this... and I think this is possibly more of a gamer question - which game should this be the sound track for? These tracks definitely could be 8-bit / 16-bit console tunes.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 15h
Like and subscribe? No,no,no... For a low-cost subscription, you will be liked.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 16h
🤔 This sounds like a sequel to the non-franchise Bond film. Again.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 16h
I am one giant itch, in need of some serious scratching.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Top 10 Video Game Series 1. Civilization 2. Half-Life 3. Dark Forces 4. Tetris 5. Max Payne 6. Worms 7. System Shock 8. Monkey Island 9. Discworld 10. Wing Commander
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤦 Well, there are more than enough clippy images in there I won't add to that. What they do need to be forced to do is something more like the cigarette package warnings. Give people their carbon footprint, their kwh, and their water consumption for their monthly queries with the bill.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PG Tips chimps plan surprise comeback.
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Monkeys Operating a Drone
Alt: Monkeys Operating a Drone
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After meeting with noisy eater: don't sa phone me, me sa phone ya.
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Star Wars Jar Jar Binks Thumbs Up
Alt: Star Wars Jar Jar Binks Thumbs Up
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Conversely, I am looking at wedding pictures from last week, and I have yet to see myself in any, and I was meant to be an usher. 🤣
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay. I do love Stevie. I have listened to him a lot. This is indeed prime Stevie and is great. But... How do you put this away for 50 years when the next album that actually gets released is utter dross*? music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤦 My brain went, "I can't afford Five Guys. "... and now I feel better for getting that thought out of my head.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
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Life Of Brian
Alt: Life Of Brian
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not *married*, I'm *a qualified battery device operator.*
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate pdf's. I want to print an enlargement. It is done as a 4 page booklet, single sheet, double sided, landscape. So, I set to print portrait, enlarge 150%, print - first two pages come out perfectly. I rotate the pages of the pdf 180 degrees, same again, go to print, and it prints the same. 🤷
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember many happy hours on this. I enjoyed it more than the subsequent BioShock's. I've not played the remake, but I recommend taking the opportunity to see where many great ideas came from. store.epicgames.com/p/system-sho...
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System Shock 2: 25th Anniversary Remaster | Download and Buy Today - Epic Games Store
Download and play System Shock 2: 25th Anniversary Remaster at the Epic Games Store. Check for platform availability and price!
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: it would be nice to be close to someone, to feel them next to me.. it's been a while... Doctor: not with this skin infection...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well... glad you lot came to my rescue here... ahem...
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David Levy @itsdlevy.me · 30/09/2026
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Dallas Bobby Ewing
Alt: Sue Ellen opens the bathroom door to discover Bobby in the shower. The last season of Dallas has all been a dream!
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've confused this with Pascal's triangle... ( . x . )⁵⁸⁰⁰⁸
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who is nibbling my aura now?
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 30/09/2026
I'm going to say something ABOUT FlyDubai that will get me canceled but I feel like I have to say it anyway. Yes, it is a monstrous thing to try and hijack an airliner to use as a weapon. The passengers are innocents. Innocents are always killed. It is an atrocity. BUT.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good morning
DawningDawningDawningDawned
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🥱 So, up at 5.30am to pack and catch a taxi to the airport for flight home at 1pm. Flight cancelled, get sent to another airport via coach and ferry. New flight departs 8.30pm, landed 10.30pm. Clear customs, collect car, drive home... now 1.30am (2.30 in my original frame of reference) Tired now!
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You can hate AI or you can keep up." ohhhhh my god u turbocharged your KPIs? should we tell everyone? should we throw a metrics party? should we invite bella hadid
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Max Payne was my late teens/ early 20's. Alan Wake had fantastic moments separated by literally drying paint. Control started brilliantly, but the controls always infuriated me. Sounds like Resonant is not fixing that. 🙄
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is not consensual!
Hand bites.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last night of la dolce vita.
Pasta, red wine, Mediterranean.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AI: Bread is on the fifth aisles. Me: There are four aisles...
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There Are Four Lights Picard
Alt: There Are Four Lights Picard
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Ashleigh @vinylgeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
50 Today 1976 ● Stevie Wonder —— Songs In The Key Of Life ► #OTD #StevieWonder #vinyl
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well... this is fun... not locked myself out before.
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Ben Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 27/09/2026
A lot of folks have very thoughtfully forwarded me a trailer for a "Wing Commander Remake". I am sorry to report that this is not genuine; it's a crypto bro who has found Howard Day's open source "Wingleader" assets and is vibe coding them to launder their reputation.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hang on, who has subtitled the Isle of Man?
Beer
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤔 Well... I wore the luminous green budgie smugglers... the question is, do I inflict that sight on anyone else...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Thor's Face Smushed Against Glass
Alt: Thor's Face Smushed Against Glass
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎂🔨🌍🍎🚰
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James Pond James Pond Codename Robocod
Alt: James Pond James Pond Codename Robocod
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning. 😎
Breakfast and sun
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good evening
Moon up.Sun down
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This couldn't possibly be AI generated...
Slogan: "This iconic Caribbean holiday" image of boat sailing to the Taj Mahal
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now that explains Adam West's Batman. Never not going to nip in the cheese cave if you pass it on the way to the batcave...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Over before you know it, unless you get your time fully dilated...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤔 MySpace? Surely that's a wig now? 🤷
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning
Sunrise
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well... "ride my torpedo" can be platonic, it appears...
Rideable torpedo
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sex is great, but my word this sandwich...
Sandwich: parma ham, mozzarella, tomato, and pesto.
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