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Manx Manuel

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Mostly harmless. 🤓

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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 8h
🤔 Now you've got me wondering who Fred is? 🤷
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 8h
I doubt mine would make it through to the end of a third date nowadays. "How much?!?!"
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 9h
Ooo... not good. I hope it all heels up quickly for you.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 17h
Mrs Potato Butt was not a nickname I'd considered before...
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Mr. Potato Head's Back Hurts & Toy Laughs
Alt: Mr. Potato Head's Back Hurts & Toy Laughs
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 19h
Wow. World, just keep hold of your most brilliant minds, America does not want them and has no need of them.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Share a character that reminds you of yourself. 🖤
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Hey Abbaatt! I Hate That Guy
Alt: Hey Abbaatt! I Hate That Guy
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
World Mental Health Day. If the last few years has taught us anything, it is that we are all a little funked up. Be considerate. Be mindful. Be yourself. Be your other self. Be your best you. And help other be their best.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*Finding love in a world that is trying to dehumanise and divide everyone is an impossible task, and I have full respect for those trying to find it. Please don't give up.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Had a little chuckle at this.* It feels like the point where you consider settling for an NPC. Maybe they'll offer a satisfying side quest. 🤷
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That one guest...
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Hannibal Lecter's Intense Gaze
Alt: Hannibal Lecter's Intense Gaze
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Observing is great. Sitting in coffee shop windows, looking out, and seeing people live their lives is fascinating. But, on the flip of that, I wonder if I've spent too long looking at other people trying to understand what they want because I've no idea what I want anymore. 🤣
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YORKSHIRE FAMILIES! My Harrogate family comedy show is at 1pm tomorrow and there are still some tickets available. 🔗 www.harrogatetheatre.co.uk/events/olaf-...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This amused me, but remember, this is what is left after being censored.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never bloody is...
Art very accurately reflecting life ..
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well... might be a little late, but finally pressed play on Mass Effect...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤔 If you watch Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2, it is clear that line is not a well-kept bush.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wireless recharging is not working...
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Peluk Zylo Zylo: Eca Charges Zylo
Alt: Peluk Zylo Zylo: Eca Charges Zylo
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know you've made it when you get a Keanu.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why would you be interested in root cause if your job is clearing weeds?
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. Home Alien
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jedi Knight 2 is a much better Star Wars, lightsaber slashing game. But... This game was incredible. Maybe quickly overshadowed by Half Life at the time, the level designs were unbelievable. Sprawling maps, which just when you thought you'd finished, you open the exit door... and your jaw drops.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sex so good tech bros send you Meta glasses... we were concerned about the noise on your smart device... we were definitely not spying...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Low mileage." "One careful owner." Both phrases I wish were true of my car, not my genitals.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thirst trap? Say no more...
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Timothée Chalamet as Paul Atreides in Dune Part 2
Alt: Paul Atreides in Dune
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was going with "Super Trump Dementia" but that works too...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Needs an equally catchy rebrand... how about Super Trump Dementia? It's quite infectious...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to make anyone feel old but... Justin went to bring it back 20 years ago... I'm starting to think he ain't coming back with it...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Technology can't solve everything, and wireless is not always best. Sometimes, a hybrid solution is required. So, why not a corded solution with a smart plug? #TechWasNotTheAnswer
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age is no barrier when you can buy all the silicon(e) you desire...
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Anna Nicole Smith & Vicki Lynn Hogan on ATV
Alt: Anna Nicole Smith & Vicki Lynn Hogan on ATV
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
99.9% of today's problems can be solved by teaching students the story of Narcissus and the story of the emperors new clothes. Like mind vaccinations for stupid ideas, preventing them from snowballing.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm too litigious to send dick pics. Mine are cock-u-sign.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤔 I need consent for self-harm now?
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
there's a huge difference between knowing the dog and walking it
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's not how you spell postmortem...
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I was ever going to slide into anyone's DMs... But seriously... I remember playing on my MSX as a kid, and my word, there is some trauma there.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How to respectfully log a support ticket:
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And the winner is...
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Monty Python's Its Man Sketch
Alt: Monty Python's It's
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like this post if you want to make polls into a popularity contest. 🤷
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
C) That's just what they expect us to do.
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Airplane! Pilot Adjusts Sunglasses
Alt: Airplane! Pilot Adjusts Sunglasses
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
B) Too simple
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A) Nothing
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay...for a poll with multiple options, what is wrong with asking a question and putting subsequent messages as answers? (And the one with the most likes wins.)
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤔 How do you free the top management tear from the AI bubble they are trapped in?
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Star Trek TNG: Riker, Worf, and Crew Play The Game
Alt: Star Trek TNG: Riker, Worf, and Crew Play The Game
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Make sure to get planning consent before erecting...
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Trump regime’s border wall construction damaged the Las Playas Intaglio, a 6,500-7,300-year-old fish-shaped geoglyph in Arizona.
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Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge
Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤔 Last week, I discovered that Claude doesn't format correctly online, but it does look right on desktop. You've got to tell it to do its formatting properly... 🤷
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child? (Tried it on my kids... it still works.)
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David Bowie's Jareth with Crystal Balls
Alt: David Bowie's Jareth with Crystal Balls
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Appropriately, I went to sleep. So, I hope you got what you wanted. 🤣
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really that far? I think Blackberry and chatrooms is far enough. Having to sit up on your computer to chat or worry about your credit running on your phone was enough to tell you when you'd had enough Internet. Rather than passing out, staring into the endless scrolling abyss on a smartphone.
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Manx Manuel @manxmanuel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too far away, ellipsis. Too close, bust lip.
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