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Man of Words

@manofwords.bsky.social
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Wordsmith and professional punctuation wrangler and grammar brander (he/him/dear god what is that thing?)

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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A screenshot from the movie The Core with a character asking “why the hell aren’t you dead yet?”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A still from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with text that says, “ICE making random traffic stops: You’ll be stone dead in a moment.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just saw Evil Dead Burn. If you liked Rise (it’s one of my personal favorites), you should enjoy this one as well.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just realized that “Franz Kafka” fits in the original Transformers theme song perfectly. I have no idea what to do with this knowledge.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You know you’re getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Shocked.
A headline that says a study has found that Texas has some of the least-educated cities in the U.S.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I guess most people know that Little Shop of Horrors originally had a much darker ending, but it didn’t sit well with test audiences. I recently learned that one of the rewrites had an extended scene with Audrey fighting the plant, and it was just about to eat her when suddenly… See more
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Earthling @ziyatong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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@nluewmist / I’m finally reading Dune. This quote which in the first few pages hit hard; “once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only let other men with machines to enslave them.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I was trying to see what’s going on elsewhere with a bowl of water earlier, but I couldn’t get it to work. The mirror wouldn’t cooperate, either. But it’s like the witch told me: If at first you don’t succeed, scry, scry again.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A public service announcement asking people not to plant bamboo near data centers in a wink-wink fashion.
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Random Brain of the Day: Your throne of buttermilk and lies!
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
An AI elementary school, with no teachers, is opening in Chicago this fall. blockclubchi.co/4lQB2S5
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Damn. How much irony can you cram into one statement?
A screenshot of part of a Politico article that says: Trump, at the annual White House Easter event Monday, dismissed concerns about whether bombing civilian sites amounted to war crimes. “You know what’s a war crime? Having a nuclear weapon,” Trump said. “Allowing a sick country, with demented leadership, [to] have a nuclear weapon — that’s a war crime.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A picture from the 1980s show He-Man showing Skeletor sitting on a throne of bones and the accompanying quote “books are the real treasures of the world.” And yes, this is an actual Skeletor line.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A pirate style flag with a black background and a skull and crossed swords in the trans flag colors. At the top it says “hoist the colours.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I saw a post about Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick fawning over Trump, and it occurred to me that we should swap the “N” and “L” in his last name. It would certainly be more descriptive.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Well done. #NoKings
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I present to you, the new symbol of the GOP.
A cartoon image of an ostrich with its head in the ground
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I just learned that one of the martial arts styles patterned after animals is the Rooster Style. Does that mean a defensive posture in such a style is a cock block?
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A picture of a Fisher Price toy phone with the caption “The phone that Trump’s been using to talk to Iran”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Anyway. I’m going to the roof. I’ll meet you at the sidewalk.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Humanitarian of the year, right?
A screenshot of a tweet from Laura Loomer that says:

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? 

I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I think my favorite subgenre of transphobe comment is the type where people get bent out of shape about “cis.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I was today years old when I found out both characters were played by the same actor.
KITT from Knight Rider Mr Feeny from Boy Meets World
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Beware the ides of March!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
our patience has been rewarded
A sign reads "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" with Chinese characters above.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
My friend got mad when he caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. Of course, it didn’t help that she was still wearing them. I gotta tell you, it made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Funnily enough, the logo for Anthropic’s Claude AI is an asshole.
The logo for the AI system Claude, which was developed by Anthropic. It essentially looks like a misshapen, orange asterisk.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A picture of an angelic being with the slogan “Trans women rights or I smites.” The image is shaded in colors of the transgender pride flag.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A painting of Vlad Tepes, also known as Vlad the Impaler.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A posterized meme of “OKAY” underneath a picture of a high school student who told an ICE supporter he was going to punch the supporter in the face. When told he would get in trouble, the student said “OK” and did just that.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If I had to see it, so do you youtu.be/QW09A0IOZVg?...
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Took viagra at church
YouTube video by Fuzzy Butt Bassel - Topic
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
How long before someone denies ever saying people shouldn’t get vaccinated? There is no war in Ba Sing Se, and we have always been at war with Eastasia.
A picture of Dr Oz with a caption that says he is asking people to get their children vaccinated against measles.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If hope is the thing with feathers, does that make it a down pillow?
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I watched Iron Lung this afternoon. It’s not a perfect movie by any stretch, but I liked it. I can’t think of a “bottle episode” film that handled its limited set and character roster bettet. The fact that it was done as an independent film makes it even more impressive.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“No lying, I'm tired, but dive in the fire, and I'll be right here by your side” — HUNTR/X, “What It Sounds Like”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Awww. Catherine O'Hara died.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Don Lemon’s arrest is getting most of the attention, but he wasn’t the only journalist.
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From the Minneapolis community on Reddit: Georgia Fort arrested for covering ICE
Explore this post and more from the Minneapolis community
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I admire their thoroughness, but it still looks like they ain’t found shit.
Different angles of a Lego recreation of the Spaceballs scene where two men are literally combing the desert.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Man Goes Viral For Teaching Crows How To Attack MAGA Hats
Dave, you are an evil genius, one user said about the several part process. . US
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I bet in Wonderland, they refer to masturbation as “having a jabberwank.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is cool!
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Rare Merlin and King Arthur text found hidden in binding of medieval book
The ‘extremely significant' text was hidden for centuries.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
There should be a programming language called Anaconda with libraries referred to as “buns.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I have been watching the show Scavengers Reign recently, and it occurred to me that the Hollow is a good analogy for what’s gone wrong with the US political system. 🧵
Hollow from the show Scavengers Reign.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I bet the most fulfilling job is marine biologist. It really gives you a sense of porpoise.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I enjoyed the Stranger Things finale. It wasn’t perfect, but they did a good job overall, and it got me in the feels a time or two.
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a man in a green jacket says * sniffle * on his face
ALT: a man in a green jacket says * sniffle * on his face
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G!
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas, and may the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless us all, every one.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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