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Man of Words

@manofwords.bsky.social
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Wordsmith and professional punctuation wrangler and grammar brander (he/him/dear god what is that thing?)

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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same. 30 fucking years later.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A screenshot from the movie The Core with a character asking “why the hell aren’t you dead yet?”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There should always be a Halloween section at the store.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Don’t go expecting logic now.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A still from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with text that says, “ICE making random traffic stops: You’ll be stone dead in a moment.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just saw Evil Dead Burn. If you liked Rise (it’s one of my personal favorites), you should enjoy this one as well.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I need to know where to focus my job applications 😁
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just realized that “Franz Kafka” fits in the original Transformers theme song perfectly. I have no idea what to do with this knowledge.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Where’s a bell, book, and candle when you need them?
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You know you’re getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Shocked.
A headline that says a study has found that Texas has some of the least-educated cities in the U.S.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Damn
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
What about the costume?
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I guess most people know that Little Shop of Horrors originally had a much darker ending, but it didn’t sit well with test audiences. I recently learned that one of the rewrites had an extended scene with Audrey fighting the plant, and it was just about to eat her when suddenly… See more
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Arwen (Liv Tyler): If You Want Him...
ALT: Arwen (Liv Tyler): If You Want Him...
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Since this is all pretty damn funny, does that make Trump a prop comic?
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My favorite in the books is the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Book or film?
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Earthling @ziyatong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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@nluewmist / I’m finally reading Dune. This quote which in the first few pages hit hard; “once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only let other men with machines to enslave them.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I was trying to see what’s going on elsewhere with a bowl of water earlier, but I couldn’t get it to work. The mirror wouldn’t cooperate, either. But it’s like the witch told me: If at first you don’t succeed, scry, scry again.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Where’s the blue paint?
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A public service announcement asking people not to plant bamboo near data centers in a wink-wink fashion.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That’s how things are.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Universe needs to calm down
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It comes naturally to me 😁 I guess I’m just that Gouda.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yikes!
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Who are you?
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You know somebody’s into it
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Thank you 😊
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Random Brain of the Day: Your throne of buttermilk and lies!
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The spihce must flow!
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I forgot all about that!
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A photo of a library (Dipòsit de les Aigües in Barcelona) with the text: “Y’all gon’make me use mind up in here, up in here.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Poorly. But I finally have a couple more next week.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Family Guy's Glenn Quagmire: Giggity!
Alt: Family Guy's Glenn Quagmire: Giggity!
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Definitely owwie. I’m pretty good at doing that, and our place doesn’t even have stairs.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
He could die in one of these meetings, and no one would know for a while.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I think the YouTube channel Not Just Bikes put it best: American cities weren’t built for cars; they were bulldozed for cars.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He probably didn’t like their couches.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’m not entirely sure who’s who in this scenario. 🤣
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I think they expected someone born in the US to somehow remake the Catholic Church into some kind of MAGA institution.
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
An AI elementary school, with no teachers, is opening in Chicago this fall. blockclubchi.co/4lQB2S5
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Lock him in an Ashley Furniture, and he’ll never want to leave.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Damn. How much irony can you cram into one statement?
A screenshot of part of a Politico article that says: Trump, at the annual White House Easter event Monday, dismissed concerns about whether bombing civilian sites amounted to war crimes. “You know what’s a war crime? Having a nuclear weapon,” Trump said. “Allowing a sick country, with demented leadership, [to] have a nuclear weapon — that’s a war crime.”
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I’m pretty sure a fair number of them are ghostwritten.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A picture from the 1980s show He-Man showing Skeletor sitting on a throne of bones and the accompanying quote “books are the real treasures of the world.” And yes, this is an actual Skeletor line.
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Man of Words @manofwords.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I liked this book all the way until the ending.
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