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THE Phalanges Finagler

@mandronnie.bsky.social
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Was it soup fingers, bread fingers? IDK man but shit was funny as fuck back in the day.

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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look at Abdul's primary results, and the geographic distribution of his support. Dem primary voters did pick the bigger tent. I live up north, and my FIL, an old school trial lawyer Dem. He voted for Abdul, and he has traditionally been a "strategic voter".
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 15/09/2026
“Why do people hate that I don’t want kids to be killed and starved?” — Ms. Rachel talks to Rolling Stone about the backlash she faced for supporting Palestine, recalling moments when she felt like everyone hated her. (www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...)
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 07/09/2026
We’re not too far from the day when RFK Jr. starts requiring skull measurements to verify citizenship, and Trump goes, “If your skull is the right size you have nothing to worry about,” and then SCOTUS issues the infamous “Skull Size” shadow docket, and out come the calipers.
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I mean I heard it was happening on the ground but this map still shocks me, that up north performance was staggering.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My wife, had a partially dislocated shoulder, took x-rays, the nurse agreed, but the doc barely even looked at her or the scans, said "not giving you pain meds, probably just spasms". Came home, pulled up youtube and reset it herself. She has dealt with this shit way too much as a woman of color.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 06/08/2026
Everyone who voted for him is a fascist who likes fascism.
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed's performance up north in all the 1st district counties: El-Sayed - 55,002 - 51.35% Stevens - 45,774 - 42.73% 8.6 points for Abdul in the FIRST DISTRICT! Exc the tiny sliver of Wexford Co. Source: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/2026-0...
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2026 Michigan US Senate | Live Election Results
Live election results, analytics, polling, and prediction market data for the 2026 Michigan US Senate election featuring Abdul El-Sayed, Haley Stevens, Mallory McMorrow.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/08/2026
Can’t believe the more electable candidate lost the election
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Michael Cera in Arrested Development: It's Happening
ALT: Michael Cera in Arrested Development: It's Happening
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah I am calling it. Looking forward to calling him Senator Dr. Abdul El-Sayed.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ATLiens, Aquemini, Stankonia (with the double fourth album just for fun)
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Something crazy I heard in rural northern Michigan. My FIL said he was with a few of his older Dem buddies after early voting (old white professional types) and only one of four voted for Haley. The one who didn't was apparently upset with the others. I would not want to be in her camp right now.
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
reading your posts
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just heard: "The industry is no longer tokenmaxxing, this has shifted to valuemaxxing." So we have officially entered the "attempting a framing reset and controlled bubble deflation" phase of AI it seems.
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fuck off, you don't get to just pretend the DSA is tgis giant boogieman, when it is barely even a left-wing party by international standards. Be serious.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We need to get ICE away from our families, off our roads, and out of our communities. Abolish ICE now.
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Nick Munson @nmunson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Classic mistake, thinking the rich people who used Charlie's death as a political bludgeon actually cared about the man.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
No one is thinking this through. Okay, so you want to invade Iran. From WHERE? Let's discuss. First, an Iran invasion requires a 3–4 month buildup in at least one of the following countries: Iraq, Turkey, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan or Pakistan.
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Always-Sunny-level-scheming-ass President.
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is a wild take. Comparing a far-right authorotarian personality cult with the "we should have universal healthcare and pay for people to go to college" mainstream leftwing party that has historically nominated and backed Dem condidates for decades...
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
-ass Majority Leader.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Every person shot, denied medical care, abused in a detention center, or shipped off to a war torn country in a continent they never stepped foot on or speak tge language deserves justice. They are all human tradgedies and we must document them all.
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wild night for lefty US soccer fans on this website, corpse puppet McConnel, the stupidest most obvious conclusion to a cinderella run tainted by the man who corrupts everything he touches, Platner finally flaming out, that weird live forever silicon valley guy has stomach kuru. Moment. In. Time.
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Smirnov-Spite @smirnov-spite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is legally brain dead but still in the U.S. Senate. Then again, so is Tommy Tuberville.
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Lauren Harper @laurenleharper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
best headline and subhead i've seen in ages @kenklippenstein.bsky.social
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Is Mitch McConnell Dead?
The big terrarium in the sky beckons
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 29/06/2026
I reject your technology. I embrace burger.
Close up of the man in the original photo chomping on his burger with his back turned to the computers.
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
happy father’s day to all the good ones, the kind fathers, supportive partners! 🙏🏻🌷👏🏻
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 17/06/2026
what if the press and all of our shitty pundits didn't give Republicans policy credibility they never have to actually earn
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I found out I lost a friend last night. Add another friend I've known for decades to the "didn't make it to 40" list. It hurts even worse because the story is way too familiar to me. Were close back in the day when I was in the drug scene. Had gotten his life back on track, reconnected after years.
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My body is a machine that turns (steam sale) into (unplayed game)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
KAT WON. FUCK ICE.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
one of the most significant measures of actual maturity is the ability to understand that some unpleasant jobs are nonetheless critical to have
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"Chud the Builder," a livestreamer who films himself calling others the N-word, is in custody following a shooting incident
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Livestreamer Chud the Builder known for posting controversial videos with racial slurs is in custody after shooting incident | CNN
A livestreamer known for posting controversial videos using racial slurs is in custody after getting into a confrontation with a man that “resulted in gunfire” in front of a Tennessee courthouse Wedne...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I deliberately keep a pretty wide group of friends, age-wise. I have people in close to who are in their 50s to 70s and I have some friends who just recently entered their twenties. The young people aren't lazy. They are absolutely fucked for jobs, fucked for rent, fucked by the cost of living...
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
as a proud marylander i'm going to need my state to gerrymander the shit out of our one republican house district. no reason a bright blue state should have any republican representation.
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just a heads-up Halston Z-14 is areally good cheap cologne. 8oz bottle for like $20 and it smells like the classiest one night stand you had between 1975 and 80.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
the fascists have been lying, cheating and changing the rules to their benefit for years. turnabout isn't just fair play, it's the only way to maintain some semblance of a civil society.
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Holy fucking shit, bars.
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día de les muertos @tumblesweed.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
And MIT and JSTOR. It was a collective, carceral punishment against one of the most brilliant and beautiful people to live.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 01/04/2026
there’s a whole space sidebar in my book I had to cut (Huntsville/Scottsboro got me there) so if anyone wants to learn about popular front style opposition to von Braun, there’s meeting notes and press releases in Susan Brownmiller’s papers at the Schlesinger
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
more here www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/b...
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Why Keeping Score Isn’t Fun Anymore
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THE Phalanges Finagler @mandronnie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Who's this? Mediocre intellect, nepo baby, wrapping anti-scientific positions in populist language and "questioning the establishment," found a political patron who values loyalty and flattery over expertise. ... Talking about Trofim Lysenko ofc! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trofim_...
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Trofim Lysenko - Wikipedia
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Quanta Magazine @quantamagazine.org · 18/01/2026
Eva Silverstein, a physicist at Stanford University, co-authored a 2021 paper that has inspired several recent reformulations of string theory.
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String Theory Can Now Describe a Universe That Has Dark Energy | Quanta Magazine
In an unprecedented step, researchers crafted a detailed model compatible with the universe’s accelerated expansion.
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