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Uno snobbone raffinato ma di grande livello culturale

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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 6h
Ora che sono disoccupato capisco che non mi va di lavorare
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
34 years ago today, Ned Flanders saved Homer Simpson from a house fire. #TheSimpsons episode “Homer the Heretic” first aired October 8, 1992.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
This is where I'm at
I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
♪ In the name of love ♪ ♪ One more in the name of love ♪
Season 9 / Episode 22
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Oh, Homer, you're not going as a hobo again?" "Going where?"
Season 10 / Episode 4
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026
I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.2016: I will never fight a holy war

2019: Pope Leo I am ready launch me towards the nearest data centersome AI guy saying he makes christian children's books with AI asking the pope if that is ok then and someone posting a meme react with the pope holding a baseball bat saying 'did I stutter'
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A group of people dancing around at a gathering. 
On the main person in the image it says "me, just trying to enjoy my life"
Surrounding on different people it says:
"Burnout"
"Ww3"
"Rising gas prices"
"Ai slop"
"The world lowkey ending"
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sono in ufficio e: 1) se non prendo un caffè non finisco nulla 2) se prendo un caffè mi cago addosso
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
♪ Sugar, do-do-do-do do-do ♪ ♪ Aw, honey, honey do-do-do-do do-do ♪
Season 5 / Episode 8
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!" "That's not enough. We demand more asbestos. More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!"
Season 2 / Episode 19
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🧝‍♀️🧚‍♀️🏥💰
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Oh... English side ruined. Must use French instructions. 'Le grille'? What the hell is that?"
Season 10 / Episode 19
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ritorneró dalle vacanze con una lettera di dimissioni :)
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Season 7 / Episode 2
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on."
Season 4 / Episode 12
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Give me 700 Krusty Burgers!" "You want fries with that?"
Season 5 / Episode 8
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sono due settimane che il mio manager cancella le review per il periodo di prova 15 minuti prima che inizi. Io non ce la faccio piú.
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
una parte di me spera d'essere licenziato, l'altra si ucciderebbe se mi licenziassero senza un altro lavoro in mano
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Season 6 / Episode 14
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Quando torno in Italia mi sfondo di mozzarelle
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Wow, what an ending. Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?" 'Well, thank you, Mr. Blow-The-Picture-for-Me."
Season 3 / Episode 12
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Uh, good evening, young man. My name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore, to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my I.D., which confirms my adultivity."
Season 7 / Episode 23
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Waggtoon (Commissions Open) @waggtoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Today I watched a video where someone gave a very brief description of the plot of "Obsession" and my first thought was: "Oh, it's like the Fairly OddParents." Protagonist has problem, protagonist makes wish in an attempt to fix problem, things proceed to get much worse.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Season 4 / Episode 12
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"We won a dental plan in the strike of '88. That's where I got this scar. Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?! Ow!"
Season 4 / Episode 17
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"I love these real saturdays. They're so relaxing. Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
Season 9 / Episode 9
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Il mio ultimo paper pubblicato è già su r***it io che lo volevo sponsorizzare su L*****In ora non lo faccio più 💀💀💀
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Trovo la pratica di completare il timesheet ogni settimana insulsa e tirannica morte al capitale
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Mamma mia la monnezza che ho fatto
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Chissà se le persone usano ancora il tuitter
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Seriamente pensando di dare le dimissioni senza avere alcun lavoro giá in mano
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sempre informarsi se il team é a corto di personale prima di accettare un lavoro, ma soprattutto se nella cultura aziendale ci sono incentivi che portano seniors/managers a comportarsi come pescecani. Lezione imparata. Ora, fuggire il prima possibile e in silenzio.
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
mi é appena tornato in mente quando sia io che @permalosetto.bsky.social vivevamo in Francia ed é passata una vitaaaaaa
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Stasera invio application al competitor spero falliscano
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
1) Odio lavorare. 2) Odio essere stato assunto per cose che non sto facendo mentre ne faccio altre per cui non mi hanno assunto (e per cui mi dovrebbero pagare di piú). Indipendentemente da 2), 1) é sempre valido.
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Russell England @russellengland.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
France is switching from Microsoft to Linux "We must become less reliant on American tools and regain control of our digital destiny. We can no longer accept that our data, our infrastructure, our strategic decisions depend on solutions whose rules, pricing, evolution, and risks we do not control."
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Qua profitti su ETF tassati a 41% e dopo 8 anni ti tassano sui potenziali profitti anche se non vendi. La soluzione? Ridurre tasse sui risparmi io non ...
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Spaccandomi i bulbi oculari a Crimson desert
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Leggere sci-fi degli anni 40-80 per capire il presente
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
c****e sempre in ufficio cosí ti pagano per non lavorare
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Su reddit che discute se i the national sono noiosi pretenziosi e da classe media mi fa sentire molto vecchio
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
make your belly into jelly @permalosetto.bsky.social
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Burnout di giugno welcome back my old friend
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Sono le 9:30 e ci stanno 21 gradi muoio qui
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Tazzona comprata (da F., che presta maggiore attenzione di me per le piccole cose) in un charity shop
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Bonjour baguette
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Cinque? Cinque!
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mandarino @mandarinooo.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Ohh noooo 4-0 ohhh noooo :_______(
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