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That Spooky Bean

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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish it was the blob. I was very scared of the blob, but it wasn't the first one that really fucked me up. That goes to the Salt Vampire in Star Trek: TOS. Nightmares for weeks, general paranoia about shapeshifters for decades.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jeez, it's always an Orwell reference with you elder millennials, isn't it?
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please share this. I don't want a giant data centre eating all of the energy in the area. greens.scot/chapelcrossd...
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Reject Chapelcross Hyperscale Data Centre -
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Heather Paterson @heatherpaterson.co.uk · 03/10/2026
EVERY UK MP needs to read this You are all part of a government that is creating a situation so hostile and unsafe that people are leaving the country This is not an isolated case. You have the power to do something about this.
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Ed Fortune @edfortune.com · 03/10/2026
My MP is @gregorpoynton.bsky.social . I would be stunned if he read this. He doesn't get it, and I don't think he's capable of doing so, sadly.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
10. Unable to talk, a scarecrow tries to prevent a group of teenagers going up to the Holsbworth House on Halloween night. He fails. Again.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
9. A car full of tourists find themselves witnesses to a brutal fertility rite in a town in rural [wherever]. As they seek to escape and alert the authorities, they begin to suspect they were meant to see the carnage, as they begin to find grains starting to sprout from beneath their fingernails.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
8. Two warehouses in love slowly begin growing towards each other, ignoring the lives they crush between them. When the local authorities intervene to stop them, they resist.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
7. A study of a character who gains all the teeth lost by the small children in his home town over the course of a year and is desperately trying to find out why before the next one rips its way out of his skin at a vital point.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
6. In a tomb outside [city], a character discovers an ancient vampire locked in existential crisis over their ability to view the long arc of history. Is it their responsibility to tell humanity what will happen next, based on their previous experience, or is it fundamentally pointless?
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
5. People across the globe start singing the new pop hit of the summer, a few days before it is due to be released. Your main character is the only one who knows what the apocalyptic result of the songs release will be, and even they have to admit, it's dangerously catchy.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
4. The local care home receives an influx of new residents, all of whom used to be werewolves before the satellites blocked out the moon. A carer collects their stories of violence and rage and the loss of power they now face.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
3. A small town library becomes self-aware and begins collecting, categorising and storing the people of the town. The citizens attempt to leave, only to discover that the roads out of town are waking up as well.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
2. Every household in [country X] receives a strangely painted stone egg. One day it was not there, the next it is. No one will admit to distributing them. After several days, it becomes very obvious that they are growing.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. An influencer begins a project to restore a piano on youtube, and realises that their views go up when they gets injured. They slowly starts to repair the piano with their own body parts, and the internet applauds.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here are some horror prompts for you to play with over the spooky season and beyond. No AI or random generation was involved in the creation of these prompts. If you write one of these, feel free to chuck a link in the thread. #SpookyPrompt
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Currently watching Black Sheep as an antidote to an utterly shitty day. Thanks to @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social for being good company
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When it comes to critical infrastructure, we acknowledge there are risks, and implement redundancies. There are people whose entire jobs centre around the fact that things might break. We are not currently seeing the same focus on redundancy wrt critical skill retention.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I see any reporting on the various AI 'giants' financials, that section from Henry Rollins' Liar video plays in my head. The bit where he's just screaming "Ha ha ha ha ha", covered in red paint and insanity.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucking "lost generation". When AI is being pushed in education to an absurd degree, and there are practically zero third spaces/things to do if you're a kid? Lost fucking generation? Sinners. Sinners, all of them.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been made redundant. AI didn't take my job, but it was definitely a factor in the decision. And right now, more than anything, I just want to feel that warm 'mmm yeah' you can see on baby gator here's face. I want to not be stressed. Does anyone have a very large teapot?
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Button. Button. BU- <whacks reality repeatedly against table>Fucking BUTTON!
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PJ Montgomery @pjmontgomery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good. I love this cast, they’re doing great work, and I love SNW, regardless of it’s admittedly all over the place quality right now. But we don’t need a TOS year one show. We already had it. Season one of TOS works fine in that regard.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@vornietom.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social I believe I have found the real Nancy Danderhoof. Her name is Zoe Bread, and she is going to win a Pulitzer www.instagram.com/reel/DdUGe7O...
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@brainmage.bsky.social @thedailytism.com I am out at a drag night and there are two separate and distinct hen nights here. I don't know how you're to blame, but I'm pretty sure this is your fault somehow
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This looks liminal as all fuck. Something deeply troubling about it. Vertigo inducing.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm really hoping that this question indicates that we're going to get a talking fox clicking their tongue at Peter and going "ah, no, not the one"
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wrote my first short story on an Amstrad PCW, pretty sure it was 8256. My mum bought it to do her masters, and all of my mates had consoles. I didn't, so while they played games, I wrote a horror story about sentient snake monsters taking over a zoo.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I read that as 'WW2 nihilist people' and was like "holy shit, is it happening? Is John Bull going to cover the war poets?".
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean it might be, but I'd better check to make sure my eyesight is okay before I say for certain <drives to Barnard Castle>
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not only not held to account, but rewarded financially. The rest of the world saw a man lie to his people, throw an entire region into needless conflict, and make huge amounts of money from his cruelty. And they learned from it.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
<to the tune of The Prodigy's Omen> Wow! They're fighting on the moors, You should run away, You're a yeoman, You just run the crop rotation *okay, this is just what happens when I'm left on my own for too long.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
www.learnbookbinding.co.uk/product/comp... Pricier than some of the offerings on Amazon, but it's good quality and comes with a decent guide
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Complete Bookbinding Starter Kit - Learn Bookbinding
Complete kit containing everything you’ll need to get you started in the absorbing & addictive craft of bookbinding.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I bought Kaz a book binding starter kit recently. Let me know if you want a recommendation (that doesn't give Bezzos any money)
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You're going to end up with a lot of cake. This is a reference to a podcast about magic and neurodivergence, that if you haven't listened to, I would recommend. It's called "It's a superpower?" and is almost painfully relatable. And features apology cake.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Jam-karts. A go-kart powered by, and excreting, seeded strawberry jam
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bold of you to assume I ever completed an objective in Thief : TDP
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
People in #Cardiff who are into beautiful things with #NoAI , consider popping along to Tiny Rebel on the 22nd of September and looking at some local art. Maybe even buy some local art. Please spread this far and wide, because look, stag!
A flyer for the Autumn Equinox Art sale at Tiny Rebel next month. Local artists, and no AI
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you see this cat, post a cat. This is Mochi in her happy place.
A small tortoiseshell cat hiding inside a scratching post, having demolished a pile of laundry onto herself. Her aspect is smug, and slightly stupid, as is the aspect of all tortoiseshell cats
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Emotional Support Cooking. Because it already is.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just cried in the bath because of @brainmage.bsky.social, and if you want to know why, you have to listen to this. Only, you should start with episode 1, because otherwise you're going to be very confused as to why Penn (and Teller) are talking to a man named Bums. #ROBOTcar
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I dunno about Merriman, but sticking with Drs - Sylvester Mccoy as The Walker
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just went to Stranraer's first ever comic con. Decent number of people there, and we might have got a proper haul of loot, some of which is pictured below.
Two badges, two sets of metal dice, a slate coaster and a Deck Of Many Things from bluecyborg.com's table at Stranraer comic con
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
another door and halt, horrified. There in the centre of the room, a pool of hideous stinking mulch, swirls of cyan and neon pink mixing with pus-yellow. Your breath catches in your throat as a shape begins to rise from the centre of the pool. They were right. It's free. Blobby. Blobby. Blobby
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
away from the wall as your shoulder brushes against it, then through a nest of old spiderwebs and the stench of rotting meat. The noise draws you on, pulling at you insistently, a horrible nightmare sound that sickens you even as you know it is surely your destination. You push through 2/3
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You hear it softly at first. A faint, damp sound just at the edge of hearing, like footfalls on wet leaves, or snowmelt falling onto an old drystone wall. It grows louder as you speed up, hideous certainty solidifying in your mind. You round a corner in the old mansion, damp paint flaking 1/3
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
<insert US Office "it's happening" meme here>
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And if you heard the musical sting play in your head after reading that, congratulations, you're statistically in your 40s
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Spoon? SPOOOOOOOON?!"
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm not too young. But I honestly thought you were just putting up a picture of a "ziggy-zag stair". Because my mind goes to punes (or plays on words) before anything else
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