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That Spooky Bean

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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
People in #Cardiff who are into beautiful things with #NoAI , consider popping along to Tiny Rebel on the 22nd of September and looking at some local art. Maybe even buy some local art. Please spread this far and wide, because look, stag!
A flyer for the Autumn Equinox Art sale at Tiny Rebel next month. Local artists, and no AI
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you see this cat, post a cat. This is Mochi in her happy place.
A small tortoiseshell cat hiding inside a scratching post, having demolished a pile of laundry onto herself. Her aspect is smug, and slightly stupid, as is the aspect of all tortoiseshell cats
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just went to Stranraer's first ever comic con. Decent number of people there, and we might have got a proper haul of loot, some of which is pictured below.
Two badges, two sets of metal dice, a slate coaster and a Deck Of Many Things from bluecyborg.com's table at Stranraer comic con
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am in the process of sending out agent queries for my book. Unfortunately I am also incapable of taking anything seriously. So I had to get the silly query letter out of my system before I can go and write the actual serious ones. Hope you like it. #BookSky #AmWritingFantasy #AgentQueries
A very silly query letter about my new novella, which is all about wizards working on a service desk in a fantasy world where sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from an office job.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There are times when I consider myself extremely lucky to have run away from the city and escaped into somewhere beautiful by the sea. This is one of them
A picture of the shore by Luce Bay, a host of god-rays breaking through the clouds, and a line of shimmering glow reflecting from the water
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Today, in Scotland, which prides itself on inventing whole new words for cold and rainy, I am sat outside in shorts and no top, because it's the first day in a week where there's been a proper breeze. And I am not the only one enjoying this situation. #proofofcat
A very happy cat enjoying the sensation of not being baked by the ambient temperature
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And so, it begins. yes, I'm doing a new creative project. To go with all my other creative projects. Lets see how long this one lasts, eh?
The first few nodes of a new Twine project, in dark mode. It's not possible to make out what is in the nodes. So don't try. Please
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What's something beautiful you saw recently?
A picture of some lilly pads at the Glasgow science museum.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My cat being photogenic #proofofcat
A picture of a cat who has fallen into a lap and is currently approximately pretzelled. While she has a grumpy expression on her face, she has been pretzel-shaped for quite a while now, and is purring. Also I made the picture arty and artificially aged because *flounce*
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ladies, Gentlemen and all others, please put your hands together for Sir Keir at this trying time
A small, slightly wilting lettuce which clearly doesn't have much time left
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The sky was the colour of a TV, tuned to an image of the day before a Bank Holiday Monday
A picture of lamppost, with a grey sky foreboding behind it.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Inside you there are two cats
A picture of two cats on a fluffy blanket. One is black and white, and seems a little aloof, if not utterly disdainful. The other is a tortoiseshell with her tongue stuck out, in an expression that can only really be called 'Derpy'.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Unfortunately, I can only hear it in this voice
Soos from Gravity Falls, about to explain to a prison guard exactly what it is they have done
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
#SlayTheSpire2 #Steam No, steam. Working is the thing that is isn't. That's the problem.
The steam payments page, hanging on a screen that says "working"
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Today's word count: 1479 Finished the #NaturalSix fanfic. Now have to do a little bit of editing and revision to make sure it reads okay. But I finished a thing! Have a cat! #Writing #TTRPG
A small tortoiseshell cat, pretending to be asleep and holding my hand. She was very unwilling to let go, even when I told her I had to go to work.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Word count for the day: 2530 Still working on my #NaturalSix fanfic. It's weird calling a fanfic, because of certain connotations of the word, but it technically is. Really enjoying playing in someone else's world. Have a cat. #TTRPG #Writing
A tortoiseshell cat curled up on top of a wardrobe, with a home made crochet cardigan as a pillow.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Today's word count: 1765 Bit of an odd one today. Did a bunch of plotting, and then some prose writing, for a #NaturalSix fanfic. Very fun, got to embrace my more Pratchettian tendencies. Please, enjoy a cat. #Writing #TTRPG
A black and white cat, hanging out happily on a cat tower with a bright yellow wall behind her.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Today's word count : 1764. Plus one of my #LegendInTheMist players has described his character as 'Gnomish Steve Buscemi' and that image is going to haunt my dreams, so you can have it too. You're welcome. Have a cat. #Writing
A tuxedo cat, wrapped around a cat tree in a desperate attempt to kill a leather tassel
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Today's word count: 2125 I'm going to eat oatcakes in bed, listen to Alan Dean Foster, and play video games while pretending that the rest of the world doesn't exist.
Two cats. One is judging from up close, while the other judges from afar
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Today's word count: 733. A hard day for writing today. Bit of chronic illness stuff took me out for a chunk of the day. Still, have a cat #writing
A cat sat on a set of stairs, eyes gleaming with purpose, and also with catnip
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Today's word count: 1173 Plus about 500 words of plotting. Today has been a tough day. Woke up thinking it was Friday, and there have been some hard bits of news today. Hope that anyone reading this is having a better one. Here's a cat.
A cat snoozing on a quilt. The quilt is patchwork, and so is the cat.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Today's word count : 1233 Here are some cats. The really great thing about cats is that when they scream at you, you can pretend they're your agent and you have a deadline, boosting your focus.
Two very sleepy cats on top of a vivarium, having consumed their bodyweight in catnip, done a huge zoomies, and finally crashed so I can get on with some writing.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Today's word count: 1119 Actively hindered by my cat, who is determined that I should be paying attention to her, rather than this silly keyboard thing.
A tortoiseshell cat who is rather miffed about the fact that her human keeps typing, instead of using the opposable thumb for what it's meant to be used for - stitches
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
These Finch micropets are getting well dark
A micropet from the lifestyle organisation app Finch. It's a chicken with no beak, and some saccharine text describing how happy she is anyway. The chicken has been named "I have no beak but I must scream" in reference to the classic Sci-Fi story of the same name, which has no chickens in it whatsoever
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Just donated $10 to ILCM. Thanks for doing this.
A receipt from the Immigrant Law Centre of Minneapolis for $10.60
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I'm having a bit of low mood at the moment, so I decided to buy a present for my wife - which means I get to watch @erikaishii.bsky.social stab people in a very pretty game (cat for chiminage)
My cat, Mochi, looking very surprised at how excited we are to do a revenge
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I'm having a bad mental health day today. So I'm listening to They Might Be Giants, and asking the universe (you) for cat pics. Here's one to get you started #proofofcat
A high angle shot of a tortoiseshell cat in a box
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Yesterday I was ill. Fever, sweats, thumping headache -whole 9 yds. Today I woke up feeling better. Showered. Took stuff to the tip. Bought a plant. Made really tasty battered mushrooms and got a couple of pictures of my cats being adorable. I'm taking today as a win.
Battered mushrooms, the batter was really light and crispy like tempura batter, but with a gorgeous flavour profile from the Nooch and smoked paprika Two very comfortable cats cwtched up in a gaming chair, on a fluffy blanket.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Here. Have a picture of a lovely cat who has decided to sit atop a door and scream at the universe.
A picture of a little tortoiseshell cat, staring down at the world and considering her choices.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
One thing I like when doing the "oh gods we need to organise this space" dance is finding things I once thought lost. @pjmontgomery.bsky.social @joeglass.bsky.social
A signed copy of Stiffs issue 1. By a group of very talented people.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Mochi has informed us that yes, she will in fact be helping wrap the presents
A small tortoiseshell cat sits, mid butt-wiggle, on a large piece of wrapping paper. In the background we can see a Christmas tree and a bottle of fizz.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Oh no
A close up of the horrifying Scrooge from the post above, but where you can't avoid looking at the underhands
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
@dorkomatic.bsky.social I didn't make bread. But I did make this. And a really healthy vegetable soup. The cake is uh... not as healthy.
A ridiculously decadent chocolate cake, covered in chocolate buttercream icing, with a maple syrup and chocolate topper, covered in golden Hundreds and Thousands
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
My cats, love-bombing the heck out of my wife in the hope that treats will appear
Two cats, both perched on a human who is just trying to read on her phone. The cat at the front is being photogenic, and the rear cat is obscuring the face of the human
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
That's a sheep.
Several sheep, grazing in a field
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
A screenshot of the 'pin to profile' option displayed when clicking on the hamburger menu of a post on the profile
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
And I posted it before I attached the picture. Classic.
A set of stickers from The Wizard, The Witch and The Wild One, showing the members of the witches council.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Less of a looker than some of my food, but this is a hasselback sweet potato with a dark muscavado glaze, an ancho chilli smokey sauce, and chickpea, pumpkin and fennel mash. Fully vegan, very tasty, and - most importantly - a learning experience. Next time it'll taste good and look good too
A hasselback sweet potato with a dark muscavado glaze, an ancho chilli smokey sauce, and chickpea, pumpkin and fennel mash. Presented on a white plate with some sweet photo editing to make it pop
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Mochi here decided that during this visit to the vets she was going to demonstrate her love for classic cinema by recreating the 'under the truck' scene from Raiders Of The Lost Ark, resulting in her wedging herself in the dental hygiene machine, and refusing to come out until the vet left
A small tortoiseshell cat staring balefully out from the innards of a dental hygiene machine.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Haven't updated my #proofofcat for a while. Here they are, enjoying the morning, in a rare moment of calm
Two cats on a set of stairs. One is a tuxedo, the other is a tortoiseshell, both are evil little buttholes
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Yeah, it's another cooking post. This is Apple and Pecan fritters, double glazed in a maple syrup and cinnamon glaze. It's not healthy, there's enough sugar in it to summon a small tribe of Hugh Lauries and they were absolutely damn delicious.
A plate of double glazed apple and pecan fritters on a chopping board, being all shiny and stuff.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
After a couple of low days, where I was truly knackered, we finally built the bed yesterday. I also made a salad. This is day two of said salad, this time with some bread so I don't fall over at 4pm.
A bowl of salad on a chopping board, all artistic like. There's also some bread on the board, lightly toasted and covered in low fat hummus.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
One of the reasons I do this is to remember what I have eaten. Today I ate breakfast (boiled eggs and chickpeas) and then forgot about lunch. So here's a big stack of chips with beer-battered aubergine slices to make up for it. Also it's Friday, and this isn't a takeaway - a serious improvement!
Air fried chips with beer-battered aubergine
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Had my parents over to the new house for the first time since moving in. Made them baked courgette, champit neep and tatties and a meatless stew. Had leftover mash, so this morning -- homemade potato scones!
Champit (mashed but still containing bits) neep (turnip) and tatties (potatoes) with baked courgette and a meatless stew (chestnut mushrooms, chickpeas and tofu)A pair of homemade potato scones, with the rest of the scone dough chilling in the background
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
I warned you about food posting, right. Cos today's lunch is roasted potatoes and celeriac with a mustard glaze, accompanied by some flavoured mayo and kimchi for a little spicy twist
Roasted potatoes and celeriac in a Dijon mustard glaze with a flavoured mayo and some kimchi for a spicy twist. There is also a fork. I do not intend to eat the fork.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Just to warn people - I have a kitchen I can cook in now. There will be food posting on main. This is courgette fried in garlic infused oil, with a chickpea accoutrement in a Dijon and tahini sauce. Rice cakes for cronch
Fried courgette and chickpeas in a Dijon and tahini sauce with a pair of rice cakes to provide Cronch
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Every so often I am reminded that sites like GameRant don't actually play games, they just look at other people's comments on them. HH is not the most complicated weapon in the game. It doesn't have stances, you don't charge phials, and it doesn't need ammo. HH is easy. You doot, monster fall down.
A screenshot from an article about the Hunting Horn in Monster Hunter Wilds. 
Text reads:
World's Hunting Horn works. In World, the Hunting Horn was easily the most complicated weapon in the game, with each horn having several songs that could potentially be played. Their effects range from attack boosts, to health recovery, to more niche effects like elemental resistance. The sheer list of effects made the Hunting Horn incredibly versatile.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
I looked up from where I sat, eating a bowl of spicy stuff (lentils, chickpeas, mushrooms and crushed tomato) and saw this. Felt peaceful. I hope you, whoever you are, feel peaceful too.
A beautiful sky, blue background with almost pearlescent clouds scattered across it.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
Currently working on moving house, heading 400 miles up country. To spare the cats the stress, they are on holiday while we do the hard bit. Here they are in the studio, about to drop the hottest rap album of the summer
Two cats, one a tuxedo and the other a tortoiseshell, relaxing in and around a cat carrier, surrounded by toys. It's the hottest day of the year, and these cats are chilling.
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Meatwad, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force who, for the last six years, has been posing as then Prince, now King Charles of England. While this is in and of itself remarkable, the really amazing thing is who Shake and Frylock have disguised themselves as.
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