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Mal Pal

@malpal.bsky.social
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Just a silly gal who likes to tweet her silly little thoughts Two time award winning artist

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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why are we only doodling big dogs? Why can’t we have a toy poodle and chihuahua mix?? A chiuoodle would be so fucking cute
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok but are you thumbs upping my teams message in a “yes thats how you do it” kinda way, or a “i’ve seen your question and i’m looking into it” kinda way???
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know you can’t kick someone out for being annoying but I almost asked
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not to be too ‘shakes fist at clouds’ but there was a 20 year old at the same concert as me and what the fuck was that?? That was unacceptable concert behavior
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My 13 yr old dog needs surgery and I can’t shake the feeling that its not the right move
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Uber drivers: How’s your morning going? Me (crying): Great thanks 😃
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is my way of saying I love Cleveland!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The issue with life of a showgirl is the public assumed Taylor meant showgirl as in popstar, but Taylor meant showgirl as in theater. People wanted glitz and glam and she gave us camp
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine running a 5k and then remembering you have to scrub the shower? Literally what I put myself through today
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the meanest things I do to myself is put cleaner on the shower at random so later I am forced to clean it before I can clean myself
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You said ew stinky boy
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Joe Jaszewski @joeja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Folks in Ada County, you’re going to have a couple ACHD races to vote for. PLEASE vote for Miranda Gold and Marissa Keith. They are the candidates who will do the most for pedestrians and cyclists, and all around road safety.
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On it!!!!! 🫡
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HELP!! Give me some info on ACHD commissioner Zone 3 and 4. No idea who to vote for. Who likes cyclists and pedestrians??
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time to vote
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Recently took a pile of Vote No mailers from the lobby of an LDS church. Literal paid for by the Idaho GOP political mailers bsky.app/profile/malp...
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t have to say London with a British accent so why are we doing this with Melbourne. Irritating!!!!!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The announcers saying Melbin drove me crazy. This isn’t comparable to Pa-ri vs Paris because Australian isn’t its own language. I’m still allowed to pronounce the R’s in words that have R’s. We’re not expected to Boston with a Boston accent, or say New Jersey like we grew up there!! Its all English!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me (a dumbass): Why are we getting ads about Australia during this football game?
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The thing I’m stuck on with AI assistants is the grocery shopping… I have to tell AI what to order. I would assume quite specifically too! How is that better than just doing the online order yourself?
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What do you mean there is an NFL game on a Wednesday??? I hate this fucking sport, get off my television 😭
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That’s my experience as well
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The lines better be THICK and I need at least one artist who looks disgusted by my presence
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nothing brings out the sexism in me like an ad for fine line tattoo from a place with “spa” in the name
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Exactly how i felt walking out that door
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Extremely inappropriate but unsurprising
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Literally, why are there official GOP flyers in the foyer of a church? So inappropriate
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spent my morning in a church for a funeral. Took these on my way out
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Its actually illegal for it to be 69° in Rexburg
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s gotta be some betting opportunities about this, I’m gonna make some beer money this fall
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And yes it is disrespectful to expect everyone around you to constantly center your faith.
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And this isn’t about being offended. I’m not offended, I’m annoyed. I would be equally annoyed if I asked for a update at work and my coworker always started with “well first of all god is great.” Like this is not the time, you’re being disrespectful
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At the very least he needs to stop mentioning Jesus every single fucking time he talks to the media. Genuinely I think he has done it in 100% of his media appearances and interviews
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I respect Spencer Danielson’s right to believe what he wants, I just wish he would respect the fact that he is in a professional setting and acting as an employee of the state
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ll allow it
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m still fuming lol those dickheads have their bowl at our stadium!!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My father, a farmer of idaho potatoes and the father of a bronco, is not gonna be happy about this
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why THE FUCK is IDAHO Potatoes doing a collab with OREGON before their game against Boise??? The betrayal
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unfortunately my reign has come to an end 😭 My best work to yet and I got an honorable mention. Don’t know where the competition has been hiding but they killed it
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Literally them
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Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly: God in this Chili's
ALT: Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly: God in this Chili's
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think Third Eye Blind had a spiritual experience in Idaho yesterday. Those men where having a moment up there!!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don’t fret, they moved the elote stand at the fair but its still there!!!!!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If I sold hot tubs at the fair I would buy a hot tub shaped crock pot and put hot dogs in it and give away free hot dogs with hot tubs
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Omg I missed that in the news cycle. What a loser
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First was the news release where he said he’d rather sell than have the business used against him. Then I saw this screenshot… those are the words of a someone who’s had important documents subpoenaed lol
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is the State Street Saloon guy under investigation? He’s been very cryptic lately
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My friend works for Idaho Dept of Health. Today he got a call saying they’re not allowed to post about/promote the 9-8-8 hotline during suicide prevention month
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A travesty 😎
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Excellent news
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
For now I’m thinking of sending them a post card saying thank you and donating to a pro-choice organization in their name!
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