Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why are we only doodling big dogs? Why can’t we have a toy poodle and chihuahua mix?? A chiuoodle would be so fucking cute 000
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ok but are you thumbs upping my teams message in a “yes thats how you do it” kinda way, or a “i’ve seen your question and i’m looking into it” kinda way??? 100
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know you can’t kick someone out for being annoying but I almost asked 000
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not to be too ‘shakes fist at clouds’ but there was a 20 year old at the same concert as me and what the fuck was that?? That was unacceptable concert behavior 100
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My 13 yr old dog needs surgery and I can’t shake the feeling that its not the right move 010
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Uber drivers: How’s your morning going? Me (crying): Great thanks 😃 110
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The issue with life of a showgirl is the public assumed Taylor meant showgirl as in popstar, but Taylor meant showgirl as in theater. People wanted glitz and glam and she gave us camp 100
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Imagine running a 5k and then remembering you have to scrub the shower? Literally what I put myself through today 010
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of the meanest things I do to myself is put cleaner on the shower at random so later I am forced to clean it before I can clean myself 140
Reposted by Mal PalJoe Jaszewski @joeja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Folks in Ada County, you’re going to have a couple ACHD races to vote for. PLEASE vote for Miranda Gold and Marissa Keith. They are the candidates who will do the most for pedestrians and cyclists, and all around road safety. 021
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026HELP!! Give me some info on ACHD commissioner Zone 3 and 4. No idea who to vote for. Who likes cyclists and pedestrians?? 100
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Recently took a pile of Vote No mailers from the lobby of an LDS church. Literal paid for by the Idaho GOP political mailers bsky.app/profile/malp... 0100
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don’t have to say London with a British accent so why are we doing this with Melbourne. Irritating!!!!! 011
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The announcers saying Melbin drove me crazy. This isn’t comparable to Pa-ri vs Paris because Australian isn’t its own language. I’m still allowed to pronounce the R’s in words that have R’s. We’re not expected to Boston with a Boston accent, or say New Jersey like we grew up there!! Its all English! 100
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Me (a dumbass): Why are we getting ads about Australia during this football game? 011
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The thing I’m stuck on with AI assistants is the grocery shopping… I have to tell AI what to order. I would assume quite specifically too! How is that better than just doing the online order yourself? 020
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What do you mean there is an NFL game on a Wednesday??? I hate this fucking sport, get off my television 😭 000
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The lines better be THICK and I need at least one artist who looks disgusted by my presence 000
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nothing brings out the sexism in me like an ad for fine line tattoo from a place with “spa” in the name 100
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Literally, why are there official GOP flyers in the foyer of a church? So inappropriate 030
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Spent my morning in a church for a funeral. Took these on my way out 6271
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There’s gotta be some betting opportunities about this, I’m gonna make some beer money this fall 020
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And yes it is disrespectful to expect everyone around you to constantly center your faith. 050
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And this isn’t about being offended. I’m not offended, I’m annoyed. I would be equally annoyed if I asked for a update at work and my coworker always started with “well first of all god is great.” Like this is not the time, you’re being disrespectful 150
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026At the very least he needs to stop mentioning Jesus every single fucking time he talks to the media. Genuinely I think he has done it in 100% of his media appearances and interviews 120
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I respect Spencer Danielson’s right to believe what he wants, I just wish he would respect the fact that he is in a professional setting and acting as an employee of the state 170
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m still fuming lol those dickheads have their bowl at our stadium!! 100
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My father, a farmer of idaho potatoes and the father of a bronco, is not gonna be happy about this 130
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Why THE FUCK is IDAHO Potatoes doing a collab with OREGON before their game against Boise??? The betrayal 150
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Unfortunately my reign has come to an end 😭 My best work to yet and I got an honorable mention. Don’t know where the competition has been hiding but they killed it 080
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Literally themstatic.klipy.comJenna Fischer as Pam Beesly: God in this Chili'sALT: Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly: God in this Chili's 010
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I think Third Eye Blind had a spiritual experience in Idaho yesterday. Those men where having a moment up there!! 130
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Don’t fret, they moved the elote stand at the fair but its still there!!!!! 000
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If I sold hot tubs at the fair I would buy a hot tub shaped crock pot and put hot dogs in it and give away free hot dogs with hot tubs 040
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026First was the news release where he said he’d rather sell than have the business used against him. Then I saw this screenshot… those are the words of a someone who’s had important documents subpoenaed lol 540
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Is the State Street Saloon guy under investigation? He’s been very cryptic lately 150
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My friend works for Idaho Dept of Health. Today he got a call saying they’re not allowed to post about/promote the 9-8-8 hotline during suicide prevention month 110
Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026For now I’m thinking of sending them a post card saying thank you and donating to a pro-choice organization in their name! 110