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Mal Pal

@malpal.bsky.social
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Just a silly gal who likes to tweet her silly little thoughts Two time award winning artist

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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time to vote
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spent my morning in a church for a funeral. Took these on my way out
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unfortunately my reign has come to an end 😭 My best work to yet and I got an honorable mention. Don’t know where the competition has been hiding but they killed it
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First was the news release where he said he’d rather sell than have the business used against him. Then I saw this screenshot… those are the words of a someone who’s had important documents subpoenaed lol
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Regular moss poles could no longer handle my monstera so we got creative
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Why does Taylor Frankie Paul sound like a college athlete that’s about to enter the transfer portal 💀
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Yes i did snap a pic of this guy drinking his beer as he body surfs on the crowd at the shrine #treefortforever
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Had to go digging for this link after coming across this today
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Ayyyyy its been 10 years but finally read The Martian and tonight I get to watch the movie!!!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
She’s fine she needed her teeth cleaned. Here she is on drugs. She’s been very whiney and annoying and I love her
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Made it
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
And I twisted my ankle coming out of the bathroom
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I’m in mexico and there is a frog in my toilet?
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Speaking of my health journey, I officially logged 5,000 miles in my running app today 💅
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I posted about the Young Republicans group chat and someone I haven’t seen since 2009 had some thoughts. Unfortunately for him I have standards 💅
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I hate this coffee shop
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I love race photos
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Is ACHD responsible for sidewalks or is the city? This has been like this for weeks. Someone is going to get hurt!!!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Look what I bought
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The haters are gonna be so mad about Plane Jane
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Who knew Britney and Lady Diana were besties thats crazy
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Dressed as Princess Dianna for an “Iconic Mom’s” baby shower. Guests included Stiffler’s mom, Marge Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Lorelia Gilmore, and Moira Rose
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Yesterday was a dream
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Two time award winning artist
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Yeehaw
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
As promised, I had the best time at the Lumineers! Thanks for the tickets!!!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Gotcha
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Here he is in 2022 maybe a year after I got him. He’s come so far 🥹
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Mr. Monty
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
By request
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I’m so sorry I have been slacking with updates Surprised my stylist of 13 years with the scissors Super Mario Bros might be my favorite ever
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I’m back to defend my ribbon
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Someone take me to the booty cherry tree
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Bruh, check out the yellow spot on this watermelon. Courtesy of the Idaho Fall’s Albertson on Broadway
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Ope
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The love of my life
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Only missed my goal by 8 seconds 💅
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The blue and orange in the dress perfectly match the blue and orange in my tattoo
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Mumford and Sons are incredible live
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Hey @lunalnewport.bsky.social we ran Newport today and it was SO FUN thanks for the recommendation
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Hey @lunalnewport.bsky.social we ran Newport today and it was SO FUN thanks for the recommendation
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Corso cocktails were great
Frothy espresso martini in a dimly lit cocktail lounge Mostly drank dirty martini in a dimly lit cocktail lounge. A toothpick with 1 1/2 olives sits in the glass
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Potato or poop?
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The following is a reenactment- My mom: go on birth control if you decide to have sex Me: goes on birth control because i decided to have sex My mom:
Shocked pikachu meme
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Kentucky Derby horses don’t have shit on me
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
“I know he’s a top running back but he wore crocs to the draft so I can’t support him”
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