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Mal Pal

@malpal.bsky.social
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Just a silly gal who likes to tweet her silly little thoughts Two time award winning artist

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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why are we only doodling big dogs? Why can’t we have a toy poodle and chihuahua mix?? A chiuoodle would be so fucking cute
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok but are you thumbs upping my teams message in a “yes thats how you do it” kinda way, or a “i’ve seen your question and i’m looking into it” kinda way???
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not to be too ‘shakes fist at clouds’ but there was a 20 year old at the same concert as me and what the fuck was that?? That was unacceptable concert behavior
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Uber drivers: How’s your morning going? Me (crying): Great thanks 😃
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The issue with life of a showgirl is the public assumed Taylor meant showgirl as in popstar, but Taylor meant showgirl as in theater. People wanted glitz and glam and she gave us camp
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the meanest things I do to myself is put cleaner on the shower at random so later I am forced to clean it before I can clean myself
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Joe Jaszewski @joeja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Folks in Ada County, you’re going to have a couple ACHD races to vote for. PLEASE vote for Miranda Gold and Marissa Keith. They are the candidates who will do the most for pedestrians and cyclists, and all around road safety.
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HELP!! Give me some info on ACHD commissioner Zone 3 and 4. No idea who to vote for. Who likes cyclists and pedestrians??
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time to vote
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The announcers saying Melbin drove me crazy. This isn’t comparable to Pa-ri vs Paris because Australian isn’t its own language. I’m still allowed to pronounce the R’s in words that have R’s. We’re not expected to Boston with a Boston accent, or say New Jersey like we grew up there!! Its all English!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me (a dumbass): Why are we getting ads about Australia during this football game?
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The thing I’m stuck on with AI assistants is the grocery shopping… I have to tell AI what to order. I would assume quite specifically too! How is that better than just doing the online order yourself?
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What do you mean there is an NFL game on a Wednesday??? I hate this fucking sport, get off my television 😭
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nothing brings out the sexism in me like an ad for fine line tattoo from a place with “spa” in the name
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spent my morning in a church for a funeral. Took these on my way out
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Its actually illegal for it to be 69° in Rexburg
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s gotta be some betting opportunities about this, I’m gonna make some beer money this fall
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I respect Spencer Danielson’s right to believe what he wants, I just wish he would respect the fact that he is in a professional setting and acting as an employee of the state
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why THE FUCK is IDAHO Potatoes doing a collab with OREGON before their game against Boise??? The betrayal
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unfortunately my reign has come to an end 😭 My best work to yet and I got an honorable mention. Don’t know where the competition has been hiding but they killed it
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think Third Eye Blind had a spiritual experience in Idaho yesterday. Those men where having a moment up there!!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don’t fret, they moved the elote stand at the fair but its still there!!!!!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If I sold hot tubs at the fair I would buy a hot tub shaped crock pot and put hot dogs in it and give away free hot dogs with hot tubs
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is the State Street Saloon guy under investigation? He’s been very cryptic lately
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My friend works for Idaho Dept of Health. Today he got a call saying they’re not allowed to post about/promote the 9-8-8 hotline during suicide prevention month
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What are we doing to support Wydaho Roasters? Their sites are down so I can’t get a gift card
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I understand scams can happen to anyone but what do you mean you put all your money in a bag for some guy to keep safe at his house? And you believed it was your bank telling you this?
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I hate how much of the internet is just obvious rage bait. Omg you guys, today i was shopping at RageBaitMart and my neighbor, Mr RageBait, asked me to do something generally accepted by society. I couldn’t believe it!!! What do you guys think? Was Mr RageBait right or was I?
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Last night I ordered my steak over medium
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m not saying I support flock cameras, but i’m surprised by them being the latest hot topic for the right. It feels like something they’d be into it
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My physical therapist told me I have to sit less 😅
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Currently discussing what we should call the groupies of AC Boise and best I could do is Falcon Mounters
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think the opposing party should get to pick the replacement if an elected official dies of old age while in office Maybe this would encourage retirement
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Do people that play pickle ball call themselves P-Ballers cuz I would
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Regular moss poles could no longer handle my monstera so we got creative
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wow the bartender really put her heart into that last pour
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ugh that dumb bitch Emri Moore just popped up on my tiktok
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
May Love Island never get rid of those fuck ass microphones
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Life is so much better when you like your job
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Watching old episodes of Price is Right and Bob Barker has asked every black man if he’s a professional athlete….
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My uber driver LIT UP when i told him I was headed to watch a world cup match. He proceeded to tell me he’s Bosnian and they had a huge gathering planned to watch the Bosnian game tomorrow. It was so sweet
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My favorite made up shit on the internet right now are these wonderful Gen Z workers who are pushing back on bad corporate policies. They are always so eloquent, and know all the laws and policies. A perfect foil to corporate america
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My ability to always choose the slowest check out line is astounding
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They do walmart different in utah
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My only complaint for the Summer House Reunion is that Ciara should have had one of the girls sitting next to her. She deserved that physical support
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I thought my best friend’s teenager was ignoring my texts, but it turns out she was grounded from her phone lol
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Recently looked up the laws on four way stops to see if I know what i’m doing. Turns out I don’t, and I never will because I already forgot what I read
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I don’t understand when religious/conservative people say “Thank gosh.” Who is gosh? Why is thanking god considered taking his name in vain?? Are you or are you not thanking him??? Calling him gosh actually seems more disrespectful if you ask me!!!
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Cheeky swimsuits seem like a good idea until you have to sunscreen your whole ass at the pool
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Mal Pal @malpal.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I love Off Broadway Deli but they are so fucking weird about their fries. Why are you looking at me like i’m an asshole because I want the amount I ordered? You’re making more regardless, give me what i want
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