alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I’ve been told more times than once (most recently tonight. I’m an enigma) that my instagram stories are fun and that I show random moments of life. I don’t disagree but Idk how to interpret that? 170
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I’ve been going through manic depressive phases. May through late September was manic — hyper, energy, unique forms of happiness. October through last Friday was a deep pit of despair and weakness. I’m crawling back from that. Visiting Portland was a shot of life. I’ve risen. 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Anyone mad about the newest tame impala album is a dumbass who didn’t actually listen to slow rush 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 07/12/2025The absolute most mind fuck of a year has occurred. I wasn’t prepared for any of this but I’m trying I think. It’s almost over! 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Part of becoming an adult is figuring out how small of a space you can occupy. The smaller the better. Curl urself into a ball. Become dense. Radicalize ur friends. 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 26/09/2025You know what’s good? The fact that I’m still hot. Jot that down. 010
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 21/09/2025My recent Father John Misty enjoyment is bordering on obsession. He’s just perfect, lyrically and musically. 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Saving $400 on a hotel by booking one with shared baths sounds great until you’re absolutely zooted and have to pee. Do I use the in-room sink as a urinal? You tell me. 010
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 13/09/2025What’s the deal with Prius Lyft drivers installing bright af light bars on their fucking Prius? It’s not a coincidence it’s common. 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Who remembers watching this 15 years ago youtu.be/x5Swa9CYgRk?...youtu.beBon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago | A Take Away ShowYouTube video by Blogothèque 010
Reposted by alexanderAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/09/2025This is the person they are suspending people over btw 314140953868
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 12/09/2025is there a way to experience a finger crack but instead of a finger it's the entire body all at once into a thousand pieces? asking for myself. 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I shouldn’t be allowed to listen to father John misty in my current emotional state. 210
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Love how many fellow millennials vape on bar patios now. Almost feeling like there’s no reason to ghost it anymore. Like, society is collapsing, let us have our nicotine. 010
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I installed the iOS 26 RC on my phone and iPad and I’ve been playing with the glassy animations all day. It’s not a perfect release but I’ve been enjoying the visual refresh despite some annoyances. 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Who out here being hungover? Not me. I don’t get hangovers. It’s my superpower. 100
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 06/09/2025tomorrow night i will be lost in a sea of 4 on the floor on a boat and i cannot wait 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 06/09/2025All of Ballard smells like smoke. It’s triggering my lizard brain to a flight response because I think my nest is on fire. I’m channeling that into genuine party energy and slammin hamms and Malört at a dive bar 🫡 010
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 03/09/2025i’m down to 170 lbs which means i’ve lost about 40 lbs since spring, all while having the best summer of my life. the only casualties of this process were a pair of broken glasses, some scars, two chipped teeth, and my dignity. 010
Reposted by alexanderleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 31/08/2025no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that 16884031405
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 01/09/2025The air feels SO GOOD today. Maybe it’s the 5 miles I just walked and the two beers I’ve drank but the point stands. Get out there and feel the breeze 💨 110
Reposted by alexanderjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that 664648586
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 30/08/2025My right hand touched cayenne pepper therefore my right hand cannot touch my eyes. Fortunately I have a left hand 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I have to bike 30 blocks uphill soon and I’m not looking forward to it 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I didn’t put on sunscreen because it was cloudy and now the sun is coming out 😭 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I was nice and let a couple go in front of me to enter the brewery. I ended up behind them in line and they proceeded to ask for 3 samples each and take 5 whole mins to order two beers. The guy also pronounced lager “lay-ger” 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 29/08/2025i think i’m going to explore on bike rather than on foot today. my legs hurt lol. i’ll use some different muscles. 010
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I had a period of time today where I felt very bad about myself and life. I called a friend, talked through it, and am back to a solid baseline again. I’ve been doing well for so long. It was odd to slip into my old ways. But I got through it and am back on the sunny side. 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I walked 10 miles today after the hike yesterday. I wasn’t in pain yesterday. I am in pain today. 010
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 29/08/2025No matter where I go in Ballard I hear a train horn. Am I hallucinating or is a train following me? It’s either a bro in an emotional support truck or the Ballard Terminal Railroad returning to its home. 000
Reposted by alexanderborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 28/08/2025[mass shooting] AMERICA: it could have been worse, the victims could have gotten vaccinated 48016
Reposted by alexanderborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 28/08/2025BREAKING: Your Child May Die in a Mass Shooting, But At Least They Won’t Be Vaccinated Either 39724
Reposted by alexanderborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 28/08/2025BREAKING: Another Mass Shooting in America, But Don’t Worry, We’re Absolutely Focused on Disappearing Immigrants and Erasing the Rights of Everyone Who Isn’t a Conservative White Heterosexual Male 04910
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I ordered a Hamms and a shot of Malört and the bartender was like “hell yeah, Midwest special” lmao 010
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Practicing self care (walking a lot and stopping every couple miles for a beer) 120
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Today I’m leaving work early to hike Granite Mountain with my boss and a coworker. This will be my first truly challenging hike and and I’m excited! I’m curious if my urban hiking and long walks have prepared me for this. 100
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 27/08/2025A FUCKING SPIDER WAS IN MY BED. IT TOUCHED MY LEG. I HAD TO STRIP THE ENTIRE BED TO FIND IT AND GIVE IT A VACUUM BURIAL BUT I SUCCEEDED. THIS IS WAR. 120
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Pro tip! Eating lots of mushrooms two days in a row will fuck your stomach. Peace out Girl Scout! 010
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I’m standing by the entrance to the toilets at this show which is nice because I can rip ass all I want and people will assume it’s the toilets 020
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 23/08/2025It’s 4:11 am and I’m doing all kinds of stretches in my closet. I might sleep in here. 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I got my new glasses today and I can finally see again and am also hot again 110
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I kept requesting a bar carry Malört and it finally carry it and I’m the first and only to get any so far 👍🏻 (I am super cool btw) 010
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Minus the Bear is playing a surprise show at Sunset Tavern tomorrow and I got a ticket 😎 000
alexander @malortbreath.bsky.social · 21/08/2025goddamn i always forget how being active is such a mood booster 020
