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A finely tuned precision instrument applied to the wrong task

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malibrated @malibrated.net · 15/11/2023
Hey what’d I miss
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 25/08/2023
Hey guys you’ll never guess what’s been going on in X
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 20/08/2023
Anyone know why it’s suddenly raining in LA?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 16/07/2023
Have you guys ever wondered how many civilizations and cultures have been wiped off the planet during humanity’s bloody history?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 15/07/2023
Damn, I missed another bluesky shitstorm
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 11/07/2023
I am literally big in Japan
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 10/07/2023
We still doing these?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 09/07/2023
Where can I find good matcha and matcha paraphernalia around Marunouchi/Kyobashi/Yurakucho in Tokyo?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 24/06/2023
I’ve been away a while. What controversies have I missed in the past couple of weeks?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 09/06/2023
Man, I hope Canoo survives
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 03/06/2023
Gm it’s almost time for blueberries
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 02/06/2023
So you’re telling me a home made these pies?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 01/06/2023
Remembering the time when I thought the website for the purported uK-Italian electric company “powergenitalia.com” had me laughing for days.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 01/06/2023
Someone like Kyla Scanlon would contribute high-value, strong vibes content here, but I would also worry about her mental health should she ever join.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 31/05/2023
People who emphasize they went to the Ivies *as undergrads* know the grad school scam but don’t want to hurt people’s feelings.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 31/05/2023
Maybe an explanation for why so many Hollywood types seem so hyper-sensitized to identity politics issues is their experiences in a particularly toxic industry. My experiences in tech and law have never been as bad as what I hear about in entertainment.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 30/05/2023
my god this is just brutal
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‘Lost’ Illusions: The Untold Story of the Hit Show’s Poisonous Culture
It was a groundbreaking smash, but things got so toxic behind the scenes that even co-showrunner Damon Lindelof now says: “I failed.” A powerful excerpt from the new book ‘Burn It Down.’
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
Turns out that people with rudimentary language skills often angrily demand others write more clearly.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
Is it ethical to kill an apex predator for food? Is it ethical to kill an apex predator after it kills *its* food? Is it ethical to kill an apex predator after it kills its food *for* its food? If a tiger kills a cow and I immediately shoo the tiger away can I eat the cow?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
Always confused me why they called IRC++ “discord.” Seems like asking for trouble.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
I wonder if bluesky is blocked by China’s great firewal yet.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
This is wise. Nobody should bother with the oldskies at this point. Just look forward to a brighter future.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 29/05/2023
Am I the only one whose experience of twitter is superior to bluesky at the moment? The discussions there seem much more sane.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 29/05/2023
Made a god-tier cup of coffee this morning.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 29/05/2023
It just occurred to me that an invite-only app like Poaster, which was used primarily by tech bros, self-procolaimed “schizopoasters,” and evidently some sex workers, has never had the kind of issues we’ve seen here recently.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 28/05/2023
New cult just dropped: Branch Dravidians, led by Mama Store Brand Guy.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 28/05/2023
This election cycle promises to be hilarious and deeply unsettling
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 28/05/2023
The first and only time I touch grass will be when I enter Elysium 😤
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 28/05/2023
Evidently we need to develop a legal system at the protocol level.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 28/05/2023
This guy here doesn’t want me to live forever. Mods?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 28/05/2023
It’s kind of interesting how the Internet keeps generating new examples of why concepts like Due Process and rules of evidence exist, and why there are so many lawyers in America.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 27/05/2023
Hot take: Americans are the least racist people in the world.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 27/05/2023
My 4-yr old is sitting on the potty and telling me about her day.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 26/05/2023
It just occurred to me that people here might assume I’m white lol
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 26/05/2023
+1 on enjoying the custom feeds experience
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Prose and Khans @temujin9.t9productions.com · 25/05/2023
It's kinda wild seeing people on What's Hot consciously post about the steps as they fall prey to the political-dunk-dopamine cycle. Like watching someone say "What's that white powder? Heroin? Oh, just a little I guess." My siblings in sky: you are the ones who made the last hellsite what it was.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 25/05/2023
I wonder how many anarcho-communists in Portland live in Beaverton.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 25/05/2023
I feel bad for this team, trying to build something new while enduring a growing cacophony of whiners. Maybe it’s better to build a sandbox and auto-shunt the crybabies there while completing the protocol.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 24/05/2023
Why does it seem like “whiteness” is an epithet that describes nice things? Is civilization “white”? What the fuck.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 23/05/2023
One of my favorite educational experiences of the pandemic was seeing the sheer volume of drop-shipped Alibaba wares sold here as “innovative” “new” “small business” products.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 23/05/2023
Everyone thinks I’m like 7-10 years younger than I am.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 22/05/2023
Leetcode made me a better lawyer and person.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 20/05/2023
For those who haven’t updated their lexicons yet: polite word for “retard” is now “neurodivergent.”
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 18/05/2023
Why are so many progressives so judgmental?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 16/05/2023
Is there a way to subscribe to lists?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 16/05/2023
How come, in 2023, it still takes hours to OCR a 1,000-page PDF on a cloud service?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 16/05/2023
The best charcoal for tabletop grilling is hardwood binchotan. It’s way better than the compressed/extruded briquettes commonly found in typical yakitori joints.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 16/05/2023
I ate 3 donuts on Saturday and passed out. It felt like my mitochondria died.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 15/05/2023
Daughter took one bite of the cinnamon raisin bagel I got for her from Whole Foods and told me to do better next time.
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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
I need attention. RT for visibility
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