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A finely tuned precision instrument applied to the wrong task

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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/06/2024
I don’t know what’s happening
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/06/2024
What’s up rissa, what’d I miss on bluesky?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 15/11/2023
Hey what’d I miss
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 25/08/2023
Hey guys you’ll never guess what’s been going on in X
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 20/08/2023
Anyone know why it’s suddenly raining in LA?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 16/07/2023
Have you guys ever wondered how many civilizations and cultures have been wiped off the planet during humanity’s bloody history?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 16/07/2023
That guy is a menace
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 15/07/2023
Damn, I missed another bluesky shitstorm
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 11/07/2023
I am literally big in Japan
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 10/07/2023
We still doing these?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 09/07/2023
Where can I find good matcha and matcha paraphernalia around Marunouchi/Kyobashi/Yurakucho in Tokyo?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 24/06/2023
I’ve been away a while. What controversies have I missed in the past couple of weeks?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 12/06/2023
You flew too close to the sun; but at least you flew
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 12/06/2023
Wait I just saw you there this morning!
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 10/06/2023
Cutting up carrots for my toddler because she wants to be a bunny, watching my son practice his new world-exploration-by-crawling skills.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 09/06/2023
Man, I hope Canoo survives
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 03/06/2023
Have a great walk! Hope your foot pain subsides
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 03/06/2023
She makes me* carry her around everywhere
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 03/06/2023
Yeah I did that too! Wanted to minimize the downsides of being an old dad haha. Thankfully my daughter’s favorite pastime is lounging (although this also means she makes her carry her everywhere when we’re out and about)
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 03/06/2023
Gm it’s almost time for blueberries
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 03/06/2023
Haha no worries it’s 100% under control now and it also inspired me to take my health and fitness seriously, so it was a positive thing for my life, on balance.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 03/06/2023
(It was gout)
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 03/06/2023
It reminds me of the time I woke up with a “sprained ankle” very confused because I did nothing athletic during the day, and the first rationale that occurred to me was that I became a night-time crime-fighter while asleep.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 03/06/2023
This sounds like gout!
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 02/06/2023
So you’re telling me a home made these pies?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 01/06/2023
Lol accurate
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 01/06/2023
I had good experiences with Tract optics
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 01/06/2023
Remembering the time when I thought the website for the purported uK-Italian electric company “powergenitalia.com” had me laughing for days.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 01/06/2023
Oh no she’s already here I hope she’ll be ok.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 01/06/2023
That sounds grand! My time on being unemployed after the dot-com crash was meaningful to me— I survived on rice and beans, and simplicity— but my burdens were few.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 01/06/2023
Hope you guys can find a good course through the uncertainty.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 01/06/2023
Someone like Kyla Scanlon would contribute high-value, strong vibes content here, but I would also worry about her mental health should she ever join.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 01/06/2023
They also don’t want to face the awful truth of the undergrad scam.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 31/05/2023
People who emphasize they went to the Ivies *as undergrads* know the grad school scam but don’t want to hurt people’s feelings.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 31/05/2023
I would give you allllll my votes and even some I bought on ebay
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 31/05/2023
All I have is Pepto Bismol right now, will that work?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 31/05/2023
We*
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 31/05/2023
Same
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 31/05/2023
In this house were dev on prod
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 31/05/2023
I remember talking to an acquaintance years ago— a Big 4 consultant— who had a big project at one of the major studios, and one of the first things her client (an executive) did was brazenly sexually harass her, and he kept doing it! I was shocked that such conduct was basically accepted.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 31/05/2023
Maybe an explanation for why so many Hollywood types seem so hyper-sensitized to identity politics issues is their experiences in a particularly toxic industry. My experiences in tech and law have never been as bad as what I hear about in entertainment.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 30/05/2023
my god this is just brutal
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‘Lost’ Illusions: The Untold Story of the Hit Show’s Poisonous Culture
It was a groundbreaking smash, but things got so toxic behind the scenes that even co-showrunner Damon Lindelof now says: “I failed.” A powerful excerpt from the new book ‘Burn It Down.’
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
It was nice in the late 90s!
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
Is enlightenment still around?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
Turns out that people with rudimentary language skills often angrily demand others write more clearly.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
Mom?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
Is it ethical to kill an apex predator for food? Is it ethical to kill an apex predator after it kills *its* food? Is it ethical to kill an apex predator after it kills its food *for* its food? If a tiger kills a cow and I immediately shoo the tiger away can I eat the cow?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
Always confused me why they called IRC++ “discord.” Seems like asking for trouble.
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
Haha maybe! Kind of like the qanon phenomenon had people seeing pedos and illuminati everywhere?
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malibrated @malibrated.net · 30/05/2023
Do we start the ban brigade now? Memorial Day is basically over so maybe we can get a jump start on work.
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