Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comRed Dwarf Rimmer's Iconic SaluteAlt: Arnold Rimmer, saluting. 031
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I had chemistry set B as a kid and had loads of fun with it. Set C was the stuff of dreams, though. 250 experiments! Almost fifty quid! 002
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That World Class Rugby demo was so good I went out and bought the full game. One of the best late-period Speccy games that hardly anyone remembers. 121
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 15/09/2026News just in! The Ed Sheeran tour now consists of Right Said Fred and The Proclaimers, with Lee Hurst as a special guest. 0176
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yup. Shipping and import tax to Canada was pretty expensive too. That was an… interesting conversation with my wife. 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“He went on to categorically deny that he was actually three medium-sized boys in an XXXL suit jacket.” 011
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If it’s something you cooked recently, it’ll at least look exactly the same coming up as it did going down… 001
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I think that’s where 99.5% of the effort went when they wrote that game. 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 30/08/2026How did you even force it down in the first place?! 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The rifle-wielding potato is just *chef’s kiss* 041
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 27/08/2026New this season! The comedy panel show “Whoops! My Brothel is Full of Mothballs!” starring Jimmy Carr, Roisin Conaty, Josh fuckin’ Widdecombe, Jon Richardson, Aisling Bea, Richard Ayoade, and another five people who were in the last new comedy panel show we launched six months ago. 000
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Not lived in Britain for almost 25 years, but Jesus Christ guys, do you only have eleven different comedians or what?! 120
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Meanwhile, we go live to Scottish Football in Europe…static.klipy.comDumpster Fire Disaster in FloodwatersAlt: Dumpster Fire Disaster in Floodwaters. 120
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 23/08/2026An incredibly sad day when YS closed. I had moved on to the PC in early ‘93, but continued buying the mag until the bitter end. Even though I knew it was inevitable, it was still a shock when they announced the closure in issue 92. Still, they went out on a high for sure. 261
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I always assumed the Bluesky “Accounting Department” was just fifty Oompah Loompahs shovelling dollar bills into a massive furnace. 140
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Not gonna lie, Trainspotting 3 is looking shit. 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The subtitle to this poem is clearly “But you didn’t invite me, did you? Bastards.” 050
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 10/08/2026*Narrator’s voice* It left again shortly afterwards. 001
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I bought a ZoomFloppy and hooked it up to my laptop and one of my existing Commodore floppy drives. Not the most intuitive experience, but I managed to plough through the instructions and finally get it to back up the disks to D64 files that would work with Vice. 141
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“Absolutely has been dropped, and then I threw the cables out so I can pretend it’s untested.” 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Really happy to be able to preserve these titles. Folks, if you have a collection of disks or tapes, do have a look through them to see if there’s anything that might need preserving. Hard to believe, but these sat on my shelf for 20 years before I realised how rare they were. 1298
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Not even him at his most pigheaded either! The fallout from the Tomb Raider review, where he insisted Lara would be catapulted backwards when she jumped out of the jeep, still lives rent-free in my head today. Locking the thread after the physics graduate joined to slag him off was *chef’s kiss* 140
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 29/07/2026And that’s just his *bonus*! It’s hard to believe EA used to be a good, innovative software house as well. 110
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Here are some pictures of the software index. It shows almost everything available for both C64 and Apple II, with some also available in French. 110
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I also have a lengthy instruction booklet (appears to be a teacher’s guide) that covers a total of 32 programs. My binder only had 15 disks (the kindergarten-level programs), but it appears there were more games written, up to high-school level. 110
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 29/07/2026No worries! If you want to DM me an email address I can send you the files. I backed them up using a ZoomFloppy and they all seemed to transfer error free but obviously they will need testing and checking to ensure everything works. 110
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Titles are as follows… Me and Others The Weather All About Colours Get Ready for Math Learn to Add 1 Learn to Subtract 1 Learn to Count The Story of Miss Mouse Rhyme Land Rhyme-A-Line Moon Bingo Phonics Fun 1 & 2 What is a Noun? Noun Puzzlers All C64 format. 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Hey @gamesthatwerent.com I have a few C64 educational titles by Grolier/Mindflight that I’ve managed to transfer to D64 files, including Miss Mouse. I thought you might be interested! There are 15 titles altogether, although I don’t know how many are already preserved. Cheers! 230
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 27/07/2026That highland cow has seen some things… 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Okay, I just watched the Borderlands film on Netflix and… I didn’t hate it? I mean, it wasn’t great or anything. The casting was clearly atrocious, the plot was terrible, the CGI looked like it was done on an Atari Jaguar, but… It was perfectly watchable. 🤷♂️ 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your blood, bile, cum and snot salad”. 001
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Waiting for the first “Andy Burnham’s a wanker” at the darts… 021
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It would have the same xG as Argentina currently “boast”. 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Meanwhile, my cat currently has the same xG as Argentina… 020
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Call Madge back for the extra time show!static.klipy.comGood Morning, NosferatuAlt: Good Morning, Nosferatu. 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I feel like a criminal who’s appealed his sentence and they’ve slapped on an extra ten years. 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The only possible positive to Argentina winning this match is that it’ll definitely make Cristiano Ronaldo cry, which would be funny as fuck. 000
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This is screaming “shitey, flukey 89th minute Argentina goal”, isn’t it? 030
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What’s this about your nan being on TV with Samuel L Jackson and Craig Charles? 020
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case? 000
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I was pretty sure this was only supposed to go up to ten. #wildfires 110
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Remember folks, if you think it’s bad to criticize a terrible person after they’ve died, you can always choose to criticize a terrible person after they’ve tried the world’s worst flying kick and then spent the next minute of their life lying on the ground feebly kicking their legs in the air. 010
Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Right, fuck off. That’s enough of that shit, thanks. 010
