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Malc Seventyfour

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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
See you all next week!
A comment from Andy Halliday on BBC Sport that it’s a ‘sobering week for Scottish Football’
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not gonna lie, Trainspotting 3 is looking shit.
4 idiots stand in the middle distance pretending to be rude and edgy. I *think* they’re supposed to be Bucks Fizz or something, but the two girls have really let themselves go…
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Here are some pictures of the software index. It shows almost everything available for both C64 and Apple II, with some also available in French.
Page 1 of the Grolier/Mindflight Software Index, listing 24 educational titles.Page 2 of the software index, showing the last 8 titles.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hey @gamesthatwerent.com I have a few C64 educational titles by Grolier/Mindflight that I’ve managed to transfer to D64 files, including Miss Mouse. I thought you might be interested! There are 15 titles altogether, although I don’t know how many are already preserved. Cheers!
A 5-1/4” floppy disc version of The Story of Miss Mouse by Grolier/Mindflight Software.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ah! So *that’s* what pissed them off!
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Carter, Bell and Sarge from Nightingales.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I was pretty sure this was only supposed to go up to ten. #wildfires
A screenshot showing the air quality health index at eleven. Out of ten.
To be fair, it *is* pretty smoky here.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Right, absolutely fuck the fuck off.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Right, fuck off. That’s enough of that shit, thanks.
The weather forecast for the next couple of days in the Thunder Bay area, with the “highlight” being Monday, where the daytime high will be 35 degrees Celsius (feeling like 41 with the humidity) and the night time low will be 25.
Never mind. In six months time it’ll the same temperatures, but with a minus in front of them.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
NuCommodore not waving, but drowning.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What the BBC actually means here is “It’s England vs Croatia tomorrow and we are so fucked.”
An article from the BBC website with the title “Lack of World Cup segregation a risk - fans’ chief” along with a picture of Japanese and Dutch fans thoroughly enjoying themselves.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
*sigh* It’s so frivolous!
The Burger King Logo, but instead of the usual bollocks it says “Sir! Are you absolutely sure?” between the top and bottom buns and then “It does mean changing the bulb” as the tag-line underneath.
This may or may not be a Red Dwarf reference. I could tell you, but then my collection of singing potatoes would have to kill you.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My cat says hi. And that he understands your cat’s infernal torments. Currently all he wants is to climb over the iPad into his stupid human’s lap, and he is becoming thoroughly annoyed by his stupid human’s attempts to rebuff him.
A rightfully angry feline, delivering swift, bitey justice to his idiot human pet because the idiot human DOES NOT WANT SNUGGLES at this exact point in time. I mean, what the hell is up with that?! Stupid human.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
A cunt, several yesterdays ago.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Snowing again. All you UK fuckers with your “Ooh, look at the buds and the leaves and the daffodils and the blossom and the returning migrating birds” can fuck right off as far as I’m concerned. This is absolute bullshit.
A snowy back garden. Because I live in fucking Lapland, apparently.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Dune poster, with the text reading “There’s nobody here but us chickens”.
Which is from the cult (and very surreal) 1990’s British sitcom “Nightingales”.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Blimey, Shaun Ryder has let himself go…
A picture of an old nonce, looking alarmingly like Shaun Ryder of the Happy Mondays.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“Seamlessly”, eh, Apple Music? You’ve just played the first twenty seconds of No More Heroes by The Stranglers over the last twenty seconds of Lovestruck by Madness and no, it wasn’t fucking “seamless” Get to fucking fuck. And piss right off with enabling it by default after the last iOS update.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“Hi! I’m Ed Antifa!”
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to reform.
Chris Barrie as Arnold J Rimmer (BSC, SSC)Chris Barrie as Gordon Brittas.Chris Barrie as that twatty footballer from the shite “A Prince Among Men” that somehow lasted two series.Chris Barrie as the butler in Tomb Raid… LOOK, THE JOKE IS THAT CHRIS BARRIE IS A BIT OF A TWAT, OKAY?!
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This is bullshit.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
FUCKING BRAZIL! AGAIN!
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
Carter, Bell & Sarge, from surreal Channel 4 comedy Nightingales, looking suitably confused as to why they’re visiting this particular berk.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Guys, your qualifying group is the *literal embodiment* of that McGlashan sketch from Absolutely. “And here’s England’s group! England! Lapland! Melchester Rovers! Me and my Mum!”
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Very pretty display of the aurora last night…
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Looking a bit rough these days, but I still have my Y-2 Prince Henry Vauxhall in the box. My one is dated 1973 though, so an earlier production run.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Right… Now to explain things to my wife.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Good to see that the live scores section of the BBC Sports app is behaving totally normally…
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Waterfall slo-mo.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I just finished Dick Tracy on the Speccy so you don’t have to. The game is so bad that when you beat it, it literally stops working and you have to reset your Speccy. Obviously the programmer knew perfectly well the utter shite they were spewing out. Titus, eh?
The “End Screen” of Dick Tracy on the ZX Spectrum is literally the word “Congratulations” flashed up on the screen. The game then freezes, meaning you would have to reset your machine and reload it to be able to play it again.
You wouldn’t want to play it again.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I’m chasing a hearse in this level apparently. Chase HQ is terrible, but I’m going to give it 73% because I’m terrified Ocean will pull their advertising from the mag if I give it a crap score.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The graphics are atrocious. Honestly, why couldn’t they just use most of the assets from the original game? Your car sprite looks like a bourbon biscuit, and the other cars are made up of about seven pixels each. And HOLY SHIT the music!
Chase HQ II on the ZX Spectrum, showing your car (which looks crap), another car in the middle distance (which looks crap), some lamp-posts (which look crap), and some mountains in the distance (which look crap).
Not pictured is the music, which is crap.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I don’t believe I’ve ever really given this one a serious go before. Let’s see what it’s really like…
The loading screen of Chase HQ II on the ZX Spectrum. It… doesn’t look very nice.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Er, so are they recommending that I vacuum-seal my cat? Also, wasn’t Rodster Del Boy’s brother?
A series of pictures showing what you can apparently do with your new vacuum sealer, including dry, moist, sous vide, camping, beloved pets and, er, “Rodsters”.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Good grief. The people who programmed this game clearly had no actual idea how football works. I don’t think they had any idea how computer games work either, to be honest.
Kenny Dalglish Soccer Match on the ZX Spectrum, with the goalkeeper ready to take a goal kick. 
If you get a goal kick you can just leave your keeper standing there without taking it until the match ends. Which is far more entertaining than playing the damn game.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Retro Friends! Remember, we may all be getting alarmingly old and decrepit, but just look at what you can do with your ever-expanding collection of old prescription bottles!
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Anyone care to guess which little fat bastard managed to sneak downstairs and eat half the dog’s food when no one was looking?
Dog didn’t eat his breakfast this morning, so we put the bowl downstairs so the cat can’t get to it. Little fat prick has been camping beside the door, waiting to sneak through when someone comes in. Finally managed it when my daughter came home from school. 
Ate half of a pretty big bowl of food before I realised he was missing.
Git.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Why do I do this to myself? I managed to get to level 4. It doesn’t get any better.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Okay, the current setup has more leads than Crufts, but at least it works!
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Wouldn’t have it any other way.
My therapist is Rab C Nesbitt. “It’s all pish!”
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This is bullshit.
Cold. It’s cold.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Well now, the mystery deepens further. Looks like I may have an elementary school pack of this Grolier/Mindflight software. The index at the back shows a TON more titles that I don’t have in my binder. Many of these seem to be programs aimed at high school kids.
Page 1 of the software index, showing a list of C64 and Apple II educational titles from Grolier and Mindflight.Page 2 of the software index. There appears to be 32 software titles in total, of which I have 15 in the binder.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I have NEVER tried to load these up (in fact, I’ve barely taken more than one or two disks out of the binder). There are 15 disks in total, and either my internet searching is rubbish or there’s basically no information online about these at all.
Another pair of disks, showing the titles “The Story of Miss Mouse” and “Rhyme Land”.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Okay retro computing folks. I picked this up years ago and have never had any success in finding info about it. Grolier/Mindflight software for the C64. Unmarked binder, complete with manual and disks. Only info I can find online is for Apple II, but these are C64 versions.
Title page of the instructions, showing the Grolier & Mindflight logos.First contents page, showing info on the first 34 pages of instructions.First sleeve of disks, showing “Me & Others” and “The Weather”. Disks appear to be C64 format.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Shelves are built! This is the initial setup right now after I basically threw stuff into available spaces to see how things look. I’m sure this will change about a hundred times before I’m finally happy.
About a million consoles and computers on display that maybe one day I’ll have set up properly.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It’s all getting rather silly now…
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Also: news just in!
Yes, I’m an idiot.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Coleco Gemini update! The broken Gemini is still broken. The *working* Gemini that I was using to try to figure out what was wrong with the broken one is, er, now also broken. May have to give up retro gaming in favour of something a little less stressful. Like ultra marathons.
The top one is the original broken one. The bottom one has now developed the exact same fault (I think) as the top one.
Yes, I suck at this.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The worst thing is, this isn’t even all of them…
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My situation is now so bad that I’ve LITERALLY ASKED MY WIFE TO BUY ME SHELVES FOR CHRISTMAS.
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