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Malc Seventyfour

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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Red Dwarf Rimmer's Iconic Salute
Alt: Arnold Rimmer, saluting.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
News just in! The Ed Sheeran tour now consists of Right Said Fred and The Proclaimers, with Lee Hurst as a special guest.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
See you all next week!
A comment from Andy Halliday on BBC Sport that it’s a ‘sobering week for Scottish Football’
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not lived in Britain for almost 25 years, but Jesus Christ guys, do you only have eleven different comedians or what?!
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Meanwhile, we go live to Scottish Football in Europe…
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Dumpster Fire Disaster in Floodwaters
Alt: Dumpster Fire Disaster in Floodwaters.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not gonna lie, Trainspotting 3 is looking shit.
4 idiots stand in the middle distance pretending to be rude and edgy. I *think* they’re supposed to be Bucks Fizz or something, but the two girls have really let themselves go…
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Really happy to be able to preserve these titles. Folks, if you have a collection of disks or tapes, do have a look through them to see if there’s anything that might need preserving. Hard to believe, but these sat on my shelf for 20 years before I realised how rare they were.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hey @gamesthatwerent.com I have a few C64 educational titles by Grolier/Mindflight that I’ve managed to transfer to D64 files, including Miss Mouse. I thought you might be interested! There are 15 titles altogether, although I don’t know how many are already preserved. Cheers!
A 5-1/4” floppy disc version of The Story of Miss Mouse by Grolier/Mindflight Software.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Okay, I just watched the Borderlands film on Netflix and… I didn’t hate it? I mean, it wasn’t great or anything. The casting was clearly atrocious, the plot was terrible, the CGI looked like it was done on an Atari Jaguar, but… It was perfectly watchable. 🤷‍♂️
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Waiting for the first “Andy Burnham’s a wanker” at the darts…
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meanwhile, my cat currently has the same xG as Argentina…
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Call Madge back for the extra time show!
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Good Morning, Nosferatu
Alt: Good Morning, Nosferatu.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I feel like a criminal who’s appealed his sentence and they’ve slapped on an extra ten years.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The only possible positive to Argentina winning this match is that it’ll definitely make Cristiano Ronaldo cry, which would be funny as fuck.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is screaming “shitey, flukey 89th minute Argentina goal”, isn’t it?
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What’s this about your nan being on TV with Samuel L Jackson and Craig Charles?
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Carter, Bell and Sarge from Nightingales.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I was pretty sure this was only supposed to go up to ten. #wildfires
A screenshot showing the air quality health index at eleven. Out of ten.
To be fair, it *is* pretty smoky here.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Right, absolutely fuck the fuck off.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Remember folks, if you think it’s bad to criticize a terrible person after they’ve died, you can always choose to criticize a terrible person after they’ve tried the world’s worst flying kick and then spent the next minute of their life lying on the ground feebly kicking their legs in the air.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Right, fuck off. That’s enough of that shit, thanks.
The weather forecast for the next couple of days in the Thunder Bay area, with the “highlight” being Monday, where the daytime high will be 35 degrees Celsius (feeling like 41 with the humidity) and the night time low will be 25.
Never mind. In six months time it’ll the same temperatures, but with a minus in front of them.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
OMFG! *breathes into another paper bag*
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I mean, let’s face it - I didn’t expect to wake up today, read a quote by Sepp fuckin’ Blatter and go “yeah, that man has a point”.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
NuCommodore not waving, but drowning.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
NuCommodore having a Sinclair PC200 moment this early in their existence is comedy gold and I’m absolutely here for it.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What the BBC actually means here is “It’s England vs Croatia tomorrow and we are so fucked.”
An article from the BBC website with the title “Lack of World Cup segregation a risk - fans’ chief” along with a picture of Japanese and Dutch fans thoroughly enjoying themselves.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Goodness me. Being Scottish is not good for your blood pressure in more ways than one.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
FIFA Advisors - “Look, just don’t be a total cockwomble, okay?!” Infantino - “Be a total cockwomble, got it!”
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I love when you go on the Ancestry app and the first thing on the page is a quiz about one of your family members and today it asked me what my own birth date was and I feel like I’m 92, gumming rich tea biscuits in a care home somewhere. WHEN’S YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY YOU OLD TWAT?! Fuck off, Ancestry.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Congratulations to Hull City on their promotion to the Premier Lea… …Sadly, we’re hearing that it’s already mathematically impossible for Hull City to stay up next season.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Best of luck to Hearts today, in their Scottish Premiership title decider against the referees and VAR.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
*sigh* It’s so frivolous!
The Burger King Logo, but instead of the usual bollocks it says “Sir! Are you absolutely sure?” between the top and bottom buns and then “It does mean changing the bulb” as the tag-line underneath.
This may or may not be a Red Dwarf reference. I could tell you, but then my collection of singing potatoes would have to kill you.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
LIV GoLOLf.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Look, no matter what shit happens in the next few hours, I’m sure we can all take solace from the fact Wrexham just got absolutely humped.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
No wonder their games were only 99p! This looks like it was drawn by someone having a stoke, blindfolded, in the middle of an earthquake.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Snowing again. All you UK fuckers with your “Ooh, look at the buds and the leaves and the daffodils and the blossom and the returning migrating birds” can fuck right off as far as I’m concerned. This is absolute bullshit.
A snowy back garden. Because I live in fucking Lapland, apparently.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris has not died. Death has Chuck Norris’d
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Dune poster, with the text reading “There’s nobody here but us chickens”.
Which is from the cult (and very surreal) 1990’s British sitcom “Nightingales”.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The Scumbags have drawn 2-2 with each other! Hearts will now, of course, absolutely shit the bed over the coming weeks. It’s written into McInnes’s contract that his team has to go at least six games without a win once per season.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“Seamlessly”, eh, Apple Music? You’ve just played the first twenty seconds of No More Heroes by The Stranglers over the last twenty seconds of Lovestruck by Madness and no, it wasn’t fucking “seamless” Get to fucking fuck. And piss right off with enabling it by default after the last iOS update.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to reform.
Chris Barrie as Arnold J Rimmer (BSC, SSC)Chris Barrie as Gordon Brittas.Chris Barrie as that twatty footballer from the shite “A Prince Among Men” that somehow lasted two series.Chris Barrie as the butler in Tomb Raid… LOOK, THE JOKE IS THAT CHRIS BARRIE IS A BIT OF A TWAT, OKAY?!
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Can heartily recommend. And if he’ll have me on the podcast to talk bollocks for half an hour he’ll take literally anyone - even you.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This is bullshit.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
RIP Chris Rea, who absolutely didn’t put an egg in Bob Mortimer’s bath.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
FUCKING BRAZIL! AGAIN!
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
Carter, Bell & Sarge, from surreal Channel 4 comedy Nightingales, looking suitably confused as to why they’re visiting this particular berk.
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Guys, your qualifying group is the *literal embodiment* of that McGlashan sketch from Absolutely. “And here’s England’s group! England! Lapland! Melchester Rovers! Me and my Mum!”
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Very pretty display of the aurora last night…
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Please feed my fragile ego by watching this video on the Friday The 13th game. It's the worst performing ChinnyVision for some time and unlike other channels there's no adverts. I don't get my wallet fed but my ego needs feeding as I am important YouTuber - youtu.be/7a6N3ZyTWvM
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ChinnyVision - Ep 568 - Friday The 13th - C64, Amstrad CPC, Spectrum
YouTube video by ChinnyVision - The Retro Game Review Channel
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Malc Seventyfour @malcseventyfour.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
There are three things in life you can be sure of. Death, Taxes and a Penalty to Rangers.
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