Reposted by Jetset JimboStrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'. 11034461282
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thing I despise most about LLMs. It’s the confidence it gives the stupid. As if they needed more. #ai #llm 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I occasionally get freelance offers for answering questionnaires in a professional capacity. Today I got one looking for folks with experience purchasing chemical reagents. That’s a swing and a miss… 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He stands like he’s trying to distance his nose from his arse. 000
Reposted by Jetset JimboMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17171611964
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I decided not to join Tinder despite the “strong demand” 020
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Apparently, Bodhana Sivanandan, a grandmaster at 11 from North West London, took up chess during COVID. When she was 5. I’m blown away. When I was 5, the extent of my ambitions was to be 6… and possibly meet the Cookie Monster. #chess #bodhanasivanandan 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How does one find a pixel artist to partner with? Would split proceeds 50/50 with someone willing to work on my procedurally generated cozy game with me. I already have a crafting engine written, along with a social interaction memory framework. #godot #gamedev 2112
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I tried to weird out Elara by waking her this morning with a hug. I told her, in her still half asleep state, that I didn’t believe the lies about her chewing chairs and the teeth marks on the legs were from someone else. She hugged me closer and told me that means a lot. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Would you be willing to travel to Saudi Arabia?” “The country where I would be classified as a terrorist because I’m an atheist? I’ll pass.” 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In the past few days, the dating app phishing has started to represent the LGBTQ+ Nice to see it’s paying dividends? I would love to see the analytics for spam engagement. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I need a morning timetable type app for my kid. Something that can, for example, say “It is 7:45, you should be dressed by now” “It is 8:00, you should have had breakfast by now” Can’t seem to find anything like this. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I created a random number generator to start World War 3. If it generates zero, everything is launched. My groundbreaking AI could kill us all! 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is groundbreaking. Weekend at Bernie’s with a living cadaver. #mitch #mitchmcconnel #mcconnel 020
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was raised in a religious cult. The sermons often hinged on tortuous metaphors pulled from inane events in the speaker’s life. It would be contrived and tedious yet demand the vacuous buy-in of the captive congregation. I have that same feeling every time I scan LinkedIn. #linkedin #synergy 100
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am convinced that this declaration of a “slowdown/pause” of AI development is a Hail Mary pause to massage numbers for an IPO. @edzitron.com Toss some costs into some columns where they “don’t count” for whatever reason and you’ve got some lipstick on your S-1 pig. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Another car has accidentally attempted to drive the Rotherslade coastal footpath. At this point, I think we’re being trolled. 100
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Real alpha males will never admit they’re wrong. Don’t be a truthcuck. 010
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Can’t wait for the Mariokart 35th anniversary Game & Watch. #nintendo #gaming #mario #iwish #ifonly 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Elara came downstairs, sobbing a few nights ago. While vacuuming her room, she knocked her TV off the top of her drawers. It shattered. It was a Christmas gift last year. I mounted her new one on a wall bracket yesterday. I hope she doesn’t take it as a challenge. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Et voila! A steel pot full of tarka daal with freshly cut coriander leaves. 010
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“They found out to their great dismay, they hadn’t been giving the monkeys MDMA, But crystal meth.” Amazing intro to a YouTube video. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Sent this to my wife while shopping in TK Maxx. Trying to convince her I was seriously considering the purchase. She responded saying “It’s a cheaper midlife crisis than a car. Go for it.” When did my bar get so low? 110
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Little known fact. Rosie and Jim were retired MI6 agents. #ragdoll #rosieandjim 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Made Tarka Daal for dinner. So good. Also, gluten free @yesthatjill.bsky.social 010
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026So, after the recent stories of war crimes in the news it got me thinking of how this is a valuable business lesson. Let me show you over the next five paragraphs how I’m a desperately masking sociopath. #linkedin 010
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Found this old gem in my old photos. I miss being able to get my kids on my shoulders. My spine would probably telescope if I tried it now. 100
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Back home! That was 6 hours in the car. York to Swansea. 010
Reposted by Jetset JimboJake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Microsoft has gone full obnoxious with "Upgrade your plan" in Office. The button doesn't go away and will drown out everything else in Word, including the name of the file you're editing. If you needed evidence MSFT is panicked over retail Copilot sales, this is pretty compelling evidence. 1671626259
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Done a lot of driving around Yorkshire the past 24 hours. It is very pretty. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Off to Scarborough tomorrow. Will let you know of the herb situation. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Dystopian concept: Dignitas start offering a discount if you Twitch stream the event. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Spam email fascinates me. The organisations running them are on razor thin margins on huge volumes. Seeing how the content and “bait” modulates and changes is a window into what people respond to. A spam trend record must be an anthropological treasure trove. 021
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I try not to judge new generations’ stuff but my Gen Z kryptonite is the word “addicting”. I know this is how language words but it offends me at a cellular level. Addictive. The word you’re looking for is addictive. 110
Reposted by Jetset JimboNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026JUST GOT A REPORT FROM THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, IN LIGHT OF SONY'S FAILURES TO CAPTURE HEARTS WITH THE PS6, WII U SALES ARE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH! WE'RE RICH! 517319
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Cooking tip. If you had a recipe that asked for half an onion, it was wrong. It meant the whole onion. See also, garlic measurements. 110
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Does everyone remember that previous FIFA guy? Sepp Blatter, the overt behaviour he exhibited? Now we have Infantino. FIFA needs gutting and reforming rather than a new head. 001
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I don’t know if this quite qualifies as Bear Stearns bad for AI… but it’s a pretty-tremor at the very least. #ai 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Some point I will remember to give @yesthatjill.bsky.social this yarn I bought 5 years ago for her. 100
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Hi, would you recommend our hegemonic, monopolised software to the slither of folks who are blissfully unfettered by knowledge?” 100
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026There was a time that the perceived wisdom was a child owed everything to their parents. Some point it changed to parents owing their children everything. Don’t get me wrong, I agree with the latest way of thinking. There’s one generation got cheated. Owing everything to their parents and kids. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I hate company “town hall” events. They fall into one of a few categories: - circle jerk for management - delivering bad news - delivering stuff that could have been an email I’ve never come away from one thinking it was worthwhile. 000
Reposted by Jetset JimboPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026They left a letter out of the sign for this Brazilian waxing spa. #typo 50101967
Reposted by Jetset JimboSuperYoshi @superyoshi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I like to close my eyes and imagine the audio is Yoda being waterboarded for his crimes 202247923
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Aftermath suggests the idea of a beforemath and the math, itself. 000
Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The new Muse album is bombastic, exuberant, arrogant, and overpowering. I love it immensely. It’s what Muse should be. Hush, especially, a huge standout track. #muse #wowsignal 110