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Jetset Jimbo

@majjie.bsky.social
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I have two rules in life. 1. Be nice, 2. Take no shit, 3. Plan ahead

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thing I despise most about LLMs. It’s the confidence it gives the stupid. As if they needed more. #ai #llm
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elara put this on her wall.
Pim from Smiling Friends looking excited on a pink Stars and Stripes.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I occasionally get freelance offers for answering questionnaires in a professional capacity. Today I got one looking for folks with experience purchasing chemical reagents. That’s a swing and a miss…
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He stands like he’s trying to distance his nose from his arse.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I decided not to join Tinder despite the “strong demand”
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apparently, Bodhana Sivanandan, a grandmaster at 11 from North West London, took up chess during COVID. When she was 5. I’m blown away. When I was 5, the extent of my ambitions was to be 6… and possibly meet the Cookie Monster. #chess #bodhanasivanandan
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How does one find a pixel artist to partner with? Would split proceeds 50/50 with someone willing to work on my procedurally generated cozy game with me. I already have a crafting engine written, along with a social interaction memory framework. #godot #gamedev
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I tried to weird out Elara by waking her this morning with a hug. I told her, in her still half asleep state, that I didn’t believe the lies about her chewing chairs and the teeth marks on the legs were from someone else. She hugged me closer and told me that means a lot.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Would you be willing to travel to Saudi Arabia?” “The country where I would be classified as a terrorist because I’m an atheist? I’ll pass.”
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In the past few days, the dating app phishing has started to represent the LGBTQ+ Nice to see it’s paying dividends? I would love to see the analytics for spam engagement.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need a morning timetable type app for my kid. Something that can, for example, say “It is 7:45, you should be dressed by now” “It is 8:00, you should have had breakfast by now” Can’t seem to find anything like this.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I created a random number generator to start World War 3. If it generates zero, everything is launched. My groundbreaking AI could kill us all!
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is groundbreaking. Weekend at Bernie’s with a living cadaver. #mitch #mitchmcconnel #mcconnel
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was raised in a religious cult. The sermons often hinged on tortuous metaphors pulled from inane events in the speaker’s life. It would be contrived and tedious yet demand the vacuous buy-in of the captive congregation. I have that same feeling every time I scan LinkedIn. #linkedin #synergy
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am convinced that this declaration of a “slowdown/pause” of AI development is a Hail Mary pause to massage numbers for an IPO. @edzitron.com Toss some costs into some columns where they “don’t count” for whatever reason and you’ve got some lipstick on your S-1 pig.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another car has accidentally attempted to drive the Rotherslade coastal footpath. At this point, I think we’re being trolled.
The entrance to the footpath. It doesn’t even look wide enough to fit a car.A view of the footpath, its narrow nature, and precarious coastal drop.
A complete muppet has skewered their wheel into a commemorative bench.

In fairness, if someone did that to a bench in memory to me, I would find it funny.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Real alpha males will never admit they’re wrong. Don’t be a truthcuck.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can’t wait for the Mariokart 35th anniversary Game & Watch. #nintendo #gaming #mario #iwish #ifonly
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Elara came downstairs, sobbing a few nights ago. While vacuuming her room, she knocked her TV off the top of her drawers. It shattered. It was a Christmas gift last year. I mounted her new one on a wall bracket yesterday. I hope she doesn’t take it as a challenge.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Et voila! A steel pot full of tarka daal with freshly cut coriander leaves.
A steel pot full of tarka daal with freshly cut coriander leaves.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Presoaking lentils. It’s about get wild.
A steel bowl full of lentils, soaking in water
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“They found out to their great dismay, they hadn’t been giving the monkeys MDMA, But crystal meth.” Amazing intro to a YouTube video.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sent this to my wife while shopping in TK Maxx. Trying to convince her I was seriously considering the purchase. She responded saying “It’s a cheaper midlife crisis than a car. Go for it.” When did my bar get so low?
Me in a ridiculous blue jacket in TK Maxx. Pulling a stupid face.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Little known fact. Rosie and Jim were retired MI6 agents. #ragdoll #rosieandjim
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/08/2026
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Made Tarka Daal for dinner. So good. Also, gluten free @yesthatjill.bsky.social
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So, after the recent stories of war crimes in the news it got me thinking of how this is a valuable business lesson. Let me show you over the next five paragraphs how I’m a desperately masking sociopath. #linkedin
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Found this old gem in my old photos. I miss being able to get my kids on my shoulders. My spine would probably telescope if I tried it now.
My 2 year old daughter on my shoulders. I am facing off to the side, oblivious. My daughter is looking behind us at a dinosaur statue looming over her.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Back home! That was 6 hours in the car. York to Swansea.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Microsoft has gone full obnoxious with "Upgrade your plan" in Office. The button doesn't go away and will drown out everything else in Word, including the name of the file you're editing. If you needed evidence MSFT is panicked over retail Copilot sales, this is pretty compelling evidence.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Obligatory eclipse pics
Colander shadow showing eclipse in progress.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Done a lot of driving around Yorkshire the past 24 hours. It is very pretty.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Off to Scarborough tomorrow. Will let you know of the herb situation.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dystopian concept: Dignitas start offering a discount if you Twitch stream the event.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Spam email fascinates me. The organisations running them are on razor thin margins on huge volumes. Seeing how the content and “bait” modulates and changes is a window into what people respond to. A spam trend record must be an anthropological treasure trove.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I try not to judge new generations’ stuff but my Gen Z kryptonite is the word “addicting”. I know this is how language words but it offends me at a cellular level. Addictive. The word you’re looking for is addictive.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
JUST GOT A REPORT FROM THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, IN LIGHT OF SONY'S FAILURES TO CAPTURE HEARTS WITH THE PS6, WII U SALES ARE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH! WE'RE RICH!
WII U SALES BABY
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cooking tip. If you had a recipe that asked for half an onion, it was wrong. It meant the whole onion. See also, garlic measurements.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Does everyone remember that previous FIFA guy? Sepp Blatter, the overt behaviour he exhibited? Now we have Infantino. FIFA needs gutting and reforming rather than a new head.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I don’t know if this quite qualifies as Bear Stearns bad for AI… but it’s a pretty-tremor at the very least. #ai
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Some point I will remember to give @yesthatjill.bsky.social this yarn I bought 5 years ago for her.
Welsh Balwen D.K Knitting yarn
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Hi, would you recommend our hegemonic, monopolised software to the slither of folks who are blissfully unfettered by knowledge?”
Microsoft prompt: How likely would you be to recommend Outlook.com to a friend or colleague?
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There was a time that the perceived wisdom was a child owed everything to their parents. Some point it changed to parents owing their children everything. Don’t get me wrong, I agree with the latest way of thinking. There’s one generation got cheated. Owing everything to their parents and kids.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I hate company “town hall” events. They fall into one of a few categories: - circle jerk for management - delivering bad news - delivering stuff that could have been an email I’ve never come away from one thinking it was worthwhile.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They left a letter out of the sign for this Brazilian waxing spa. #typo
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SuperYoshi @superyoshi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I like to close my eyes and imagine the audio is Yoda being waterboarded for his crimes
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Aftermath suggests the idea of a beforemath and the math, itself.
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Jetset Jimbo @majjie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The new Muse album is bombastic, exuberant, arrogant, and overpowering. I love it immensely. It’s what Muse should be. Hush, especially, a huge standout track. #muse #wowsignal
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