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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@magusmelanie.bsky.social
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Weird witch of central ontario (She/They)

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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
My queerness is only matched by how gay I am #AutocorrectWins
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Babe, wake up! There's a new plant hardiness index map
Map of Canada showing the plant hardiness zones ranging from 0a to 9a, with a color coded scale
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
short about working at the coast guard
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I am sofa king, eh!
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
trans fems over 40 be like:
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I stole my gfs bracelet
Be strong, be brave, be humble, be you - be badass everyday inscribed in the bracelet, nuzzled just below Melanie's bosom, while she rests in a hammock (in a cute dress)
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I'm too gay for all this *gestures at the burning world*
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Marc Love @marclove.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Mr. Rogers successfully defending The Corporation for Public Broadcasting from a threatened $20 million budget cut (67% of their funding) in 1969.
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
As a wild beast myself, I can confirm, meeting me in the wilderness would ruin you, best to avoid... unless you want a trans lesbian disaster in your situation... 🤔
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I'm feeling 2 and 7
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
some of you have never had to dial a rotary phone in a ghost related emergency and it shows
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Just me, with a bit of extra goth overlay
Melanie is a goth - black lips, wings, choker, she's also a freckle face cutie
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Yawn stretch gay
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Who wants some eggplant parm?
Eggplant slices, with moisture extracted by salt, the flour, egg, and panko breading, then baked and turned, until crispy golden all over, in olive oil - then topped and bottomed with marinara, fresh mozz, mar, parm, and baked till amazing Pulling these after broiling to get the cheese crusty, the second cook with cheese and marinara These baby's were breaded and baked then set into a light layer or marinara, covered with marinara, mozzarella, marinara, parmesean flakes (I'm sorry I didn't have parmagiano regiano handy - I also used Panko, not bread crumbs, and spiced it up
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Marty Hades 🔥💀 @smartypantsmarty.com · 22/07/2025
Always crushed hard on Alan Cumming "...just like superheroes, trans people are not new. They've been around forever and they're not going anywhere..."
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Maybe just me... but I fail to see the issue here
Xenz and Gabrielle looking rather unimpressed, caption under reads "hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. She's gonna beat the shit out of you"
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I made strawberry shortcake - come get a piece
Strawberry shortcake with whip cream, double deckerA second strawberry shortcake Strawberry coulis, all the liquid here comes from the strawberries this was rendered fromSweet tea biscuits used as the shortcake
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Don't mind me just sharing my mushroom risotto with grilled chicken and grana padano, was served with a fresh strawberry salad You're allowed to drool
My mushroom risotto dish, as platedBroke open the plating for a better look at the risotto underneath Side strawberry salad to start
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I, personally, prepared 192 dishes today - a record day for our restaurant, I had a team of 5 (incl me) We had a 30 person cyclist group use us a rest/grouping point, the usual after church crowd... plus a massive storm has the countryside totally without power Give me props
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I'm old enough to remember Colin Powel and Donald Rumsfeld using CGI to claim they knew where the WMDs were, and the whole *unknown unknowns* speech used to justify the violence
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I should be online more actually
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Rocketgirl 🚀 @rocketgrrl.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
As a Canadian, where I'm openly out and proud every day, and have young people completely behind me daily... I'm really thinking of my siblings in America, this pride month IS a protest, we will not allow American Hate into our society
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MemeStar @memestar1.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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🐦‍⬛ @raven.gifts · 22/10/2024
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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🐦‍⬛ @raven.gifts · 09/06/2025
🔫🐦‍⬛
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Just to be clear, I do like pineapple on pizza
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Michelle, a good witch @hiyinx.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Same energy
"His pronouns are they/them" meme
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Entering my big lizard era
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Peonies!! Plus bonus doggo prancing in the back
Freshly opened peony flower, and beautiful deep red to light purple colour. Grover dances in the back with a 6ft stick he's very proud of (it's his 2nd birthday)
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the infinite haunting of lexa prole 𓅃 @lexaprole.southsidesecret.club · 29/05/2025
his face says “ and i’ll do it again” and tbqh i’d let him.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 29/05/2025
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 26/05/2025
then die
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Accurate
A meme showing Willem Dafoe from the life aquatic on the left side kind of sporty looking in a short set and on the right side all drizzled from the movie the lighthouse Willem Dafoe and on the left side it says blue sky with an invite code and on the right side it says two years later
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 24/05/2025
mooUwU
Cow emoji with pleading eyes
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
People ask me how I'm doing, and I often reply "oh, just ducky" But what I mean is, I'm just floating in the pond, unbothered by waves or rain - sometimes the best magic comes from allowing the world, not fighting it Despite the hell, keep being you, please
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Microcosm
A forest of lichen, moss, and grasses, with a few fungi towering over the landscape
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
⬇️⬇️⬇️ This!
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Do you reach backwards to put on your bra, or do you do the spin trick?
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Idk - I thought you'd want to see a young oak overtaking an old cedar
The young oaks leaves are just popping out for spring, and and new shoots of branches extending, deep and wrapped around the trunk of the old eastern red cedar Grover for scale - he's a very good boy who proudly posed for this pic
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I'm so disillusioned anytime I give in and scroll on hell-site, and see so many people I used to admire and respect still very active there - nothing turns me off more than knowing someone is active there... y'know given *the current state of affairs*, how could you possibly be antifa?
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Gex - it's what's for dinner
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
POV - you're the people in my phone
Melanie looks down at you with bemusement, she's wearing moth earrings, and a trans-coded necklace made from moonstone, lapis lazuli, and amethyst
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Turns out I'm queer, on many levels - huh, who knew?!
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A cheeky protest slogan about trans bathroom rights: Stand Up to Pee ??? 🤷‍♀️
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Muppet a band: The Munamana's 🤷‍♀️
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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @magusmelanie.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Well there you all are 🤗
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