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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them SMILE into the middle distance about how WONDERFUL life is

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Picture of the boney old man that’s too delicate to upend to stay with me and husband and babes

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm stuck cat-sitting an ancient 19 year-old for a few weeks while my parents are on a cruise around the UK. The computer chair here is wood with flimsy padding and I need an upgrade. Can I get a recommendation for a gamer chair? There's one on amazon for $80 but my fat butt deserves options

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

After a breakup the girl decides to move on and forget the guy, and he decides to forget her too. Deep down they regret it.

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Roundtrip Flights to your old place - 1 hour 45 minutes, $263 (7 days). new location (with layover) is 5 and 1/2 hours $365 (ten days). Also I don’t think I’m limber enough to sleep on a couch anymore. Someday we’ll go to the same event and you can save a load for me :)

Fat ass on all fours on colorful bed sheets. A vivid warm filter was added and a trash bin was cropped out

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

sometimes mozzarella o'clock hits without warning

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Walmart started that because it allegedly deters shoplifters. What would you have them say? Some slow-news day columnist would write an op-ed about surly lazy teens if they just stood there making eye contact and glowering.

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Donuts are nice, but what I crave is the cake.

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

(scrolls up - notices post about wanting neighborhood child to lose fingers to fireworks) Oh, you're aiming to be *that* kind of witch. Maybe practice your cackling?

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Attempting to innovate with the pov shot? Maybe the video version would involve a one handed juggle and squeeze

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I really wanted Lestat to yell "It's a Banksy!" to explain himself at the afterparty

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

you'll eat those dunks hash browns and love it

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

at some point I got tired of interacting with people with horrible political opinions and the easy allure of steam and games with graphics was too much temptation

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

*waves dick around threateningly* PUT THE DONUTS IN THE BAG!

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I played British Legends (the rename of the original MUD) on Compuserve in the 90s. I tied up the phone line for hours drinking at the spring for EXP (and then get killed by another player). That's still accessible. I switched to aardvark/aardwolf mud in '96. I know the pw to that archived character

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

what's your insurance's co-pay on a visit?

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I really wanted somebody to tell Ryan Creamer that they were a big fan of his video series on Pornhub (LOOK IT UP)

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

is this advisor in the business of seeing hole, or selling audio books?

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Slightly increase a band Florence and the Machines

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I’ll sign whatever release you need for the backlog

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Are we talking villain collaboration, a henchmen, or just good old fashioned gooning?

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I’m marrying @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social tomorrow. We’ve been an item for 25 years and technically engaged for like 20 but never got around to it. It’s just family attending a barebones thingy with a justice of the peace. Neither of us are center of attention party throwing types.

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

you can fill that with so many cinnamon snack cakes

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Not my kink. Although I'm fat enough to have the informed opinion that it falls on the dark-side along with the immobility goal people. That said, it is pretty sweet when a partner gets your weekly glp-1 shot from the fridge so you don't have to get up.

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Surely uncaged, vegetarian fed, and free range results in a better product.

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

making some poor innocent motorist another victim

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

If they get out of line, out come the pruning sheers. Gotta establish dominance

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

would chub4chub be considered the elite form of chaser?

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Of your backlog, I really liked Dave the diver. Alan wake is pretty good for when you want to get spooky

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

what sort of paint would you even use to decorate them for easter?

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

My mother recorded the complete run of Tom Baker on VHS tapes and I watched those regularly through my childhood, so he's my guy. We only had a few 5s. Enlightenment, Terminus, Five Doctors, CoA. I think she found Tegan's accent too grating.

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Adric? being his last thought hits so fucking hard

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