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magicthighs.bsky.social

@magicthighs.bsky.social
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Massachusetts resident that likes other large dudes. Mostly preoccupied with keeping my cats and man happy.

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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Picture of the boney old man that’s too delicate to upend to stay with me and husband and babes
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Roundtrip Flights to your old place - 1 hour 45 minutes, $263 (7 days). new location (with layover) is 5 and 1/2 hours $365 (ten days). Also I don’t think I’m limber enough to sleep on a couch anymore. Someday we’ll go to the same event and you can save a load for me :)
Fat ass on all fours on colorful bed sheets.  A vivid warm filter was added and a trash bin was cropped out
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Attempting to innovate with the pov shot? Maybe the video version would involve a one handed juggle and squeeze
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’m marrying @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social tomorrow. We’ve been an item for 25 years and technically engaged for like 20 but never got around to it. It’s just family attending a barebones thingy with a justice of the peace. Neither of us are center of attention party throwing types.
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Touching hairy belly on the guest bed. You next?
Innocent picture of me and Grifter the 9 month or so old tuxedo cat.  He’s got a good stretch going
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Happy birthday! I cleaned the mirror and covered up a cat scratch with phone placement
bathroom mirror showing belly pic
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’d rather have gotten plowed, but it beats shoveling
The poster working a snow thrower up a drivewayThe poster sweaty and weary wearing flannel back inside
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Back in the day, I made this on some website and when I uploaded it to tumblr it got around 14k notes.
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I’m out of practice posting selfies. Seeing my fat ass is kinda mundane so my camera roll is mostly the cats
Poster is wearing a zipped up grey hoodie and dark orange tee. He has a beard and short hair.  Behind him is  lot of glass and reflected light because it’s shot at the entrance to a supermarket.
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
top men
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
that's a real shame
cropped screenshot of folder information containing 14 gigs of data in 106 files.  the folder is titled clever bear mystery trip a portmanteau of old screennames
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I am at maximum shaggy and my boy likes to bump noses
Shirtless fat hairy dude bumping noses with a black cat. The cat is standing on a tan blanket and is at the right height for this because the guy is kneeling down out of frameHandsome cat glances at camera after bumping noses with his human
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
two cakes meme
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Voting and gooning are American traditions
The user is shirtless and wearing black jeans while holding a bag of Chinese food.  He is standing in front of a tree
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,534,931!
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Sagrada is a pretty game, didn’t win though
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
Went to Target for lube and detergent and found a hat that probably wouldn’t fit my huge melon
Just some guy holding a hat that says “Top Dad”
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Three ducking idiots just staring at the sun at the improvised observatory at a hannaford parking lot in Swanson, VT
Evan, Andy, and Fisher staring at the sun sometime before it gets real dark
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