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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 11h
Happy Carrie day to those who celebrate!!!!
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tuning in to Mariah night a half hour late but my body is ready!!
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At least Jim Bakker died
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need to go to the woods and scream
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very willing to let him test this to see if he's right
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Y'all will never be free of me
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Friends, I've paid off my car, and I've never felt freer in my whole life
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spider-Man (2002). I was genuinely afraid of Willem Dafoe until...maybe when I graduated from college.
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New rule: every time a corporate dude (gn) talks about AI in an off camera meeting, I'm leaving the room and reading a book until the meeting is over. I simply cannot fucking do this anymore, lads.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
line up like the top 10 most famous white dude comedians over 40 and not one of them will have ever done anything more purely, deliriously funny than an elementary school band recital where one woodwind is WILDLY off like there's a goose dying in the second row
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow I needed a win
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spooky spooky layout
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Captain Holt saying "the 21st night of September? Yes I remember."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jimmy is as close to a live action Kermit the Frog as we have ever seen
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Amazon 🤝 Netflix sucking the fun out of everything
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
B&W photo of Mary McDonnell "Trying to be cool about it" meter at "catastrophic"
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No line hits like "You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one."
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Real talk: every year that Janelle James and Jessica Williams go without emmys is a year taken off my life so CHOP CHOP
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sweet powerful Sally thank you for saying something
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Josefina saying "DIVA!"
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
✨ Emmys thread ✨
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the patron saint of maximalism. think of him every time you’re tempted to paint a room beige. majestically unafraid of being called “tacky.” we should all live our lives this boldly. make exactly what you want to make, no matter how bonkers it seems, and the Cher it is for will find it
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mariska is a sweetie so here's hoping we can actually have a good time tonight instead of feeling nothing but existential dread like last year
Christine Baranski lifting a glass of red wine to her camera, singing "I'll drink to that"
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My condolences to packers fans. I've never seen so many memes after the first game of the season before holy shit
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This weekend @mjthomas.bsky.social is watching Sense and Sensibility GOD IS GOOD
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"New episode of acgas airs next week" wtf do you mean?
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is what my friends have to deal with
Text messages that go as follows:
Rach you know in the schitt's creek pilot when Moira is clutching her wigs and screaming? And that disappointed but not surprised look on yoda's face when Luke fucks up in the cave? 

Oh no what happened

Nothing tragic!!!!!!!
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone: you should watch [enter perfectly wonderful recommendation that would change my life]! Me: Or. I could watch a hopeless motherfucker fall in love with his housekeeper again.
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The muppets and Julie Andrews getting Emmys is my kind of lineup
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
...it looks like I talk most like where I'm actually from, which is sure not Delaware lmao
Dialect map
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seen a lot of people responding to this with “I’m just going to pirate the show,” and I want to gently remind everyone that the central idea in this piece is that there’s no way to engage with the Potter franchise in any capacity that doesn’t benefit Rowling and her bigotry
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"What's going to happen is going to happen. Just make sure it doesn't happen to you" chills me the older I get. I wonder how many people realize, when they revisit The Sound of Music, that's who they are.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
absolutely wheezing at an Instagram clip of comic Stevie Martin (who I love from being a maniac on Taskmaster) claiming that Shakespeare only had three plays: 1. “I’m Not a Good Monarch” 2. “I’ll Pretend To Be You, You Hide Behind That Plant, and We’ll Both Marry Her” 3. “The Lion King”
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
With all this talk about how terrible and unnecessary j*hnny d*pp's Scrooge is, I'd just like to reiterate that I want to find out When It Happens via the "you, boy!" meme from a Muppet Christmas Carol
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He thinks this will make him come off as brave, and unfortunately, to his base, he will. He's deranged, deluded, and full of shit.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
incredible
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Holy fuck it's finally September
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm so anxious to get my fall clothing out that I never actually put all my winter clothing away
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🎃 spooky season 2026 🎃
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Okay it's too early for me to start a spooky season thread, but my friend and I are going to see insidious sometime in the next week, so by the time I'm caught up rewatching the movies, it WILL be time for my spooky season thread. So I'm going to start one today. In August. NOBODY HURT ME.
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You think James Wan saw Patrick Wilson do an Elvis bit at a party and a lightbulb went on in his head or?
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So I'm rewatching Chicken Run for the first time since childhood rightV and istg Mrs. Tweedy and the villain from The Conjuring 3 are the same person
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Screencap from Muppet's Treasure Island. Kermit the frog stands next to Tim Curry, both in pirate costume. The subtitles show Kermit saying "Oh no, him too!?"
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rooster sun with a Wordsworth moon and a Nigel St. Nigel rising
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I remember when we could go a whole month without a beloved celebrity dying
The Simpson storytime meme
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Rach 👻 @maggydelmar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I scored high on my depression screening so that overachiever is STILL IN ME
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I've learned that Dolly Parton gave Black high schools band uniforms and wrote Eminem a nice letter when he was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
Marshall (Eminem), Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to
meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate 'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in
ways you don't even know.
With love & respect,
Dolly Parton
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm also having complicated thoughts I don't know how to articulate perfectly about Dolly as like . . . high femme Gender Euphoria™️ (for folks of all genders!) and that big hair / big boobs / sequins / high-pitched voice, etc are not - and should not be - incompatible with being taken seriously
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the thing is like public health child literacy civil rights social justice rural poverty once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle and that is harder than becoming rich
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