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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨

@mageofsolitude.bsky.social
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Absent-minded hermit and accumulator of books linktr.ee/mageofsolitude

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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's feminine for men to have eyelashes because most women do. Men should start plucking theirs out or at least bleaching them so we can't see them. <--- The amount of sense it makes to say it's masculine for women to have body hair.
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I switched from Google Maps to MapQuest and discovered I can be a tiny wizard on there! Greatest directions app ever (of the two I have tried).
A screenshot of the MapQuest app on my phone with my location represented by an icon of a tiny wizard wearing a purple robe and holding a ball of fire
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Of course my nose is crooked; it's too fabulous to be straight
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One of the most romantic things a man can do is call out, "Do you want to see some big mushrooms?" and take you outside to see some big mushrooms
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Still so weak for Skyrim after all this time...this game knows what I want and it's unlimited cheese and affordable housing and someone to carry my stuff around for me
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
No, I'm not leaving the house today; that's my emotional support glitter eyeliner and three cups of coffee to get through chores because I was built to peruse ancient texts and wander the wilds, not to do the dishes and reply to e-mails
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If you can’t handle me at my *sound of a metal roof being torn off* then you don’t deserve me at my *low ominous hum coming from a purple-lit basin in the woods*
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Clothing companies are e-mailing me about must-have trends for the year like I haven't already been carefully cultivating my medieval fantasy Victorian vampire elf wizard wardrobe
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
The bright moon behind the trees last night
Silhouetted trees in front of the bright moon
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social A distant cousin of yours?
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Hawk sneaks into Colorado Springs library
The Pikes Peak Library District said they had a surprise visitor on Thursday.
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I hate so much that when you google "palantir" now, the results for pages and pages are about the software company instead of the seven seeing-stones 🧐 They are not even all accounted for
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Mary Nikkel @marynikkel.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
If you still have X, would you mind retweeting this? Meta’s active sabotaging of our anti-trafficking work has been a source of tremendous harm. x.com/theexodusroa...
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Therapist: those feelings are completely normal to have Me: damn it I want to be special
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My 12-year-old nephew introduced me to his friend as, "my aunt, the one I told you is really good at Minecraft" so now I know I've made it in life
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I don’t know why there are so many articles on how to dress for your body type when literally everyone looks good in wizard robes
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Me early in every Dragon Age game: ehhh I don't know about this, not really feeling it Me 10-20% into every Dragon Age game: this is my life now
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Been busy coping with reality and deliberating over important things like whether to romance the demon-possessed assassin who loves coffee or the most perfect adorable dwarf
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
millennials—we won't check texts or DMs, but send us a cursed spirit from the darkest depths of the ocean and...
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Ending the year on the high note of having worked up to politely asking a stylist to go a little easier on the comb that she was jerking through my hair instead of suffering in silence. Next up, world domination 👹
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas etc. from my wizard lair
A mantle with an assortment of wizardly items including candles, potion bottles, an owl statue, and a skull, plus blue star lights and pinecones for the seasonA small Christmas tree with colorful lights, gold celestial ornaments, and glittery blue ornaments. Beside it are a potion bottle, glass crystals, and an owl figurine.
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
My Christmas wish is to wander into a forest where leafless branches glisten under the weight of icicles and the dark blur of a crow out of the corner of my eye leads me to a glade where the shadow of something ancient and monstrous and wise waits under the moonlight
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This is purely personal but looking up a fantasy novel and finding the protagonist is named something like Josh or Sarah kills my desire to read it so fast even if it's set in our world. I don't need to relate to the main character's name; I want them be a little weird! 😭
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elizabeth 🦌🌲 @deer-watcher.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
On this Winter Solstice, may your candles glow golden & your hearths burn bright, may your mittened hands stay warm holding hot spiced wine, & may your resplendent crown of holly & mistletoe catch the cold but admiring eye of the ancient god who dwells deep within the winter woods
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I have what I like to call a weak tether to the physical realm (the peasants refer to this as "clumsiness")
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Healing can be a long, slow process. Don't rush it. Rest, drink something warm. Have a little vengeance. Organize the skulls of your enemies on your desk. Then get back to it when you're ready. 😌
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I love to settle into a place, to become boring socially but interesting from afar like a strangely shaped log to be briefly investigated while on a walk for other purposes
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elizabeth 🦌🌲 @deer-watcher.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Wizards will literally harness sinister magicks in a bid to attain godhood instead of going to therapy
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A raven is like a writing desk because they both go in my dream home in a dark-wood study at the end of a hall of swords
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
"Go touch grass" Some of you should stay inside, actually
A screenshot of an e-mail from Nextdoor.com with the subject line "Woman licked the bag of kinetic sand..."
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I hope that if there's an afterlife our ancestors can watch us from, then there's a multi-generational delay before they're allowed to. Mind your own business, mom
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Last night I dreamed someone put a dirty flip-flop on my hat and that I had to fight an evil demon-god (roughly equivalent horrors)
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I like listening to classical music and wearing velvet while cripplingly depressed...if I'm going to feel this way, I may as well cultivate my moody vampire or artist dying of angst vibes at the same time
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It's tough not having the kitchen counter space for a bunch of functionally-useless glass bottles in a myriad of shapes carved with arcane runes and filled with mysterious colored liquids
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Downloading a phone app be like: this app requires access to your camera, location, identity, and soul, and contracts you to one hundred years of service in Davy Jones’s crew. But you can play happy magic farm animal word puzzle with your friends. Enjoy your time at sea
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You know the drill...when I post old tweets here...pretend you've never seen them before. 😏
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Lestat trying to cope with inhabiting a mortal form again in The Tale of the Body Thief is basically just daily life when you're neurodivergent 😆
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Remembering the ways books have taught me to persist: with courage and companionship, with kindness to those met on the journey, with the sort of hope that keeps putting one foot in front of the other long after you’ve forgotten the feeling of its light.
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Scoring high on tests again! 🤓 This time for PTSD 🤔
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Holding deep disappointment and the persistence of magic and wonder at the same time, the peace of a snowy wood and the desire to make a pact with an ancient forest god for the downfall of my enemies
Fallen leaves on a bed of snowA glimpse of the setting sun over a snowy mountain through dark tree branchesA dark-wooded tree with a mix of brown and green leaves bending over the snowDry, brown thistle in the snow
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Minecraft is so funny...plant a garden, adopt some animals, build a house, trade with villagers, harvest the dark fungal growth fueled by the souls of the damned
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Saw you from across the bar and thought you might want to be turned into a tree by way of ancient forest magic
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Your body isn't punishing you, it's expressing its needs. When your muscles scream, back contorts, two legs won't hold you, hair grows into a thick coat, and face shifts into a savage canine maw, that means your body needs you to run wild through the forest under the moonlight.
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Shannon Wild Smith @shannonwildsmith.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
🕯️📚💀🐦‍⬛
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Whimsy and nonconformity and finding the magic in life are great and all, but I also need to see the dramatic downfall of the unjust in power
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Funny that people act as though "I'd like to see you do better!" is a valid counter-argument to critiquing the writing of shows or movies. Laddie, this is not the only movie I've seen in my life; I'm 100% sure there are many screenwriters out there who could do better regardless of whether I could.
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Demurely and mindfully being an agent of chaos in the mortal realms
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
You could be someone's beacon in the darkness. A flickering candle in the attic of a haunted house on the moors, or witch-light in the old forest on a moonless night.
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Find a will to live that works for you. A soft-moss, cup-of-tea, gentle will to live; a fiery-defiance-of-your-abusers will to live; a morbid curiosity or even a worn-out, secondhand will if you aren’t quite sure of the right fit yet.
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Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @mageofsolitude.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
If being a person is too much work, it's okay to take a break and be a nameless thing that haunts the shadows, a creature on the fringes of perception whose passage is only marked by cheese gone missing from the fridge
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