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Magnificent Bastard

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I used to be in a cover band……

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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 15h
Ok……. just finished Thanksgiving Day turkey dinner.
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Pants Bear So Full Overeating
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s so fuckin gross out right now….
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Making my famous chicken pot roast….. #PreTurkeyDay
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
19:00 hours…… All is well.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So….. searching for a chunk of toy during fetch. (I honestly thought the motherfucker swallowed it and didn’t even notice!!)
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@savage34.bsky.social @nostra.bsky.social
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me……. waiting in this Red Light District to see how many goals the #Canucks and #Flames will score tonight.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@nostra.bsky.social Well…….. I’m going to bed. Cancel the parade. @savage34.bsky.social
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Vancouver Canucks Stanley Cup
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@savage34.bsky.social @nostra.bsky.social First night, Leafs loss….. Canucks almost did, eh? Can’t complain.
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Darius Dobre: I'm Still Happy With It
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday afternoon guard duty. At ease, soldier……
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@savage34.bsky.social Are you excited about the new season…. ??? It’s gonna be a throwback. A real Thriller.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Backyard safe from threats. (but we hear Fall is approaching…)
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s funny. Almost everyone I know here on Bluesky, migrated over cause they were sick of hearing about Trump and MAGA idiots. What do they do here??? Complain about Trump and MAGA idiots……
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Ariana Grande: Yea Sure Whatever
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This fall thing they’re talking about doesn’t look that bad, eh?
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I sat in with Nos’s Uriah Heep cover band, Jonas Chuzzlewit, a few times….. I appreciate the love.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Late night guar….. WAIT A MINUTE, IT’S ONLY 8:30!!!! Ummm, backyard guard duty.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Vancouver !!!!
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@savage34.bsky.social DID YOU SURVIVE THE HURRICANE ??!!!! I’ve been fuckin things up for motorists out here, eh? #StraightLines
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Somebody has a toy that someone else wants…….
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🎶Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer……🎶
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Summer ain’t over, man……
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Pair of shit-disturbers, I tell ya….
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It was the bass riff from Won’t Get Fooled Again that made me quit…… #TooConfusing
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Nostra Antifa @nostra.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Our The Who tribute band The Them broke up after our bass player @magbastard.bsky.social refused to use proper pronouns.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Goodbye, Summer Vacation……
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Angry Girl: I Don't Want to Go to Work
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fired up the BBQ at 8 am and did Italian sausages and scrambled eggs on the griddle. Last day of vacation, not gonna waste it.
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Martin Sipek Does Floss Dance While Camping
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dude….. chill. It’s only 4 in the afternoon.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m outside with the dogs….. wife just made lasagna and asked me : “Are you eating?” Elvis : “THERE’S FOOD ??!!”
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
After you throw the ball…….
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Before you throw the ball…….
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Feel horrible for those who lost their homes in the Okanagan this weekend. Drove down 97A Saturday morning and we were commenting about all the nice houses on the lakeshore from Sicamous down to Kelowna. Horrible to hear about the ones destroyed near Vernon.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just enjoying the long weekend in Canada….. in Lloydminster, we celebrate Saskatchewan Day AND on the Alberta side, it’s Heritage Day. I now pause to remember Tina, and so does the new member of the family, Misty. We left Kelowna with her, so she doesn’t get a chance to partake in BC Day…..
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Even big guard dogs need toys, eh?
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Button says good morning…… Elvis couldn’t be bothered.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Crowsnest Pass back in Alberta….. but not with Tina. Meet Misty. #VroomVroom
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tina in the wilderness of BC. Last run for the ol’ girl…….
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tomorrow: #Vacation
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British Columbia Flag
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What did I do today? A) pretty fuckin much nothing B) had a nap C) took the dogs for a long run and they chased jackrabbits D) all of the above
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Station19 Maya Bishop: Vacations Are So Stressful
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Grandpa Ken 🇨🇦 @grandpa-62.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The stors ran out of mosquito spray. That's how bad it's been in Saskatchewan for mosquitoes.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Once we passed the seven hours / fifteen days threshold……
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
20:15 Backyard secure……
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It was hot today, eh? (After 9:30 at night at it’s still 25 degrees…)
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Backyard Watch Duty: 21:45….. all is well.
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We had ribs tonight…… can’t you tell ? #HappyDog
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Florida is the wang……….. get it, @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social ???
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Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
setting out a jar of mayonnaise for uncle sam tonight
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