Sign in

Magnificent Bastard

@magbastard.bsky.social
333 followers 300 following 1.6K posts

I used to be in a cover band……

PostsRepliesMedia
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes. Exactly. It was for those movies.
110 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yah…. not sure if you got my reference
220 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This motherfucker staring at the back door like some one gonna give him more !!!
110 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Home Alone: Kevin McCallister's Scream Ouch
ALT: Home Alone: Kevin McCallister's Scream Ouch
110 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok……. just finished Thanksgiving Day turkey dinner.
static.klipy.com
Pants Bear So Full Overeating
ALT: Pants Bear So Full Overeating
100 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Irish is easy. Just gotta be pissed drunk first……
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson: Prime Minister of Ireland
ALT: Homer Simpson: Prime Minister of Ireland
000 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know you are, but what am I ???
static.klipy.com
Amit Khatana: Na Na Na Na Dc Call
ALT: Amit Khatana: Na Na Na Na Dc Call
110 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
…… and I’m nowhere near “grown-up”
220 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They help me read……
220 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me…… still being straight after seeing this pic.
240 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s so fuckin gross out right now….
000 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Voilà !!
130 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Making my famous chicken pot roast….. #PreTurkeyDay
140 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thoughts and prayers……
000 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Funny Jack Black Puts On Mask
ALT: Funny Jack Black Puts On Mask
010 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It would have to be Mexican Wrestling……. and it would be: “El Bastardo Magnificente”
210 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
110 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You think I have a big head…. But how big do you think my hands are ?
110 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Made from a few plants…..
110 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#RightNowRightNow
220 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok That would be vegan beer. That would be served when the Leafs win the Cup…..
120 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Organic? So…… like made from plants? Not animals? Whew, eh? #Trendy
220 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oooooh…… fancy……
020 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Benjammins: Bro's Losing It
ALT: Benjammins: Bro's Losing It
110 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did have a beer after work…… like most days. I celebrate everyday, I suppose.
020 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
19:00 hours…… All is well.
030 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No te creo…….
static.klipy.com
Vadivelu's Shocked Expression
ALT: Vadivelu's Shocked Expression
100 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When he pounced at it, he took a big bite at it…. then it disappeared!
010 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When he pounced at it, he took a big bite at it…. then it disappeared!
010 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So….. searching for a chunk of toy during fetch. (I honestly thought the motherfucker swallowed it and didn’t even notice!!)
100 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dee Doo Doo Doo Yah….. all I got for you
static.klipy.com
Sting from The Police: Gifalgayib
ALT: Sting from The Police: Gifalgayib
010 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Gay Grandpa Dances: Respect Your Gay Elders
ALT: Gay Grandpa Dances: Respect Your Gay Elders
010 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@savage34.bsky.social @nostra.bsky.social
210 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber
ALT: Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber
000 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me……. waiting in this Red Light District to see how many goals the #Canucks and #Flames will score tonight.
210 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They have scored 27 goals between the two teams in 2 games. Vancouver…… who has been the worst team in the league, has scored 13 goals (av 6.5 per game) wtf
120 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@nostra.bsky.social Well…….. I’m going to bed. Cancel the parade. @savage34.bsky.social
static.klipy.com
Vancouver Canucks Stanley Cup
ALT: Vancouver Canucks Stanley Cup
120 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@savage34.bsky.social @nostra.bsky.social First night, Leafs loss….. Canucks almost did, eh? Can’t complain.
static.klipy.com
Darius Dobre: I'm Still Happy With It
ALT: Darius Dobre: I'm Still Happy With It
211 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday afternoon guard duty. At ease, soldier……
000 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m no Wayne Gretzky, but I miss 99% of my shots. Or something……
static.klipy.com
Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary
ALT: Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary
020 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(this is to scale)
210 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ALL OF ME IS BIGGER NOW !!!
static.klipy.com
Eric Cartman: I'm Not Fat, I'm Just Big-Boned
ALT: Eric Cartman: I'm Not Fat, I'm Just Big-Boned
220 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lanny told me this was the closest that jersey was ever gonna come……
120 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
……or that the Canucks social media posts shit like that, eh? (and because, I know…… I’m a fan of the team…… yes, I know…… I’d follow their posts)
static.klipy.com
They Call Us Losers Hoops
ALT: They Call Us Losers Hoops
120 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two Ka-Chuk’s ???!!!!!
static.klipy.com
Hanson Brothers: Old Time Hockey Baby!
ALT: Hanson Brothers: Old Time Hockey Baby!
010 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok Googled that guy. It get your reference…..
010 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck….. I thought it was Stan Smyl.
210 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tell us again about Wayne’s dick……..
static.klipy.com
Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
110 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Space Jam Bugs Bunny: 'Nope. Never Heard Of Him.'
ALT: Space Jam Bugs Bunny: 'Nope. Never Heard Of Him.'
010 0
Magnificent Bastard @magbastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yah They have some executive thingy It is their birthday today too.
210 0