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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ

@maff.scot
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i’m maff • they/them • soft • in my 30s • you must be 18+ to perceive me • friend of eggbug • please consider the environment before printing this e-mail

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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 6h
there really is something to be said for the mental/emotional benefits that can come with a proper spanking
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lurabbyte.bsky.social @lurabbyte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 6h
i liked the original RE movies as movies. no i don’t think they were reflections of the game in any good and meaningful way but they were fun romps.
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 6h
watch mozilla remove that feature flag in the next update
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 6h
what did they do to my beautiful media player
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rexy-seven.bsky.social @rexy-seven.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hmm, can't decide ... #art #furry
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 6h
will you grab me by the chin and rotate me, my facial expression unchanging?
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 6h
they agreeing with my ass on chemical safety youtube
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 6h
harder to get a new phone :(
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 6h
oh that’s delightful!
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 6h
dropping the K from locktober just makes me think it’s the same month but for perma via loctite :3
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 17h
Putting half the active user base on a massive block list then casually mentioning that your lead programmer no longer works for the company. That's the bluesky way
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 6h
“H0m0sexual” drives me insane. they can’t say homosexual without being weird about it.
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 7h
the trauma of employers discarding or mistreating you does not pass easily, but i hope it does eventually. <3
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 7h
yeah fair, it has been nearly 20 years for me too
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 7h
as far as i’m aware Sheldon Smith has only retired, but will nonetheless be sorely missed
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 7h
not the 3 minutes before diaper change sudden “have a clash” reschedule email D:
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Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 8h
I really love this cloak and dagger manuscript stealing stuff. www.vulture.com/2023/03/stea...
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The Spine Collector
For five years, a mysterious figure has been stealing books before their release. Is it espionage? Revenge? A trap? Or a complete waste of time?
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Cloud Creature @0ceancoast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Draw with me 🌈
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DTFB
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 17h
Godspeed! The Coyote’s Plight
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 30/09/2026
This is so quaint
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 30/09/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/09/2026
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Brew "Blight Eyes" Gnoodle @unidedtypingobj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#furryArt basically a lame supervillain like the toiletnator
A cartoon cat dressed embarrassingly as a lame traffic and street themed supervillain
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
alright you stupid faggot
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Ori! 🔜AFM, GoldenHorn, NFC @orimew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Idk, it's ok to be weird.
Adult Ori is wearing their usual clothes. Shortalls, croptop, socks and chunky shoes, with plenty of accessories. And they don't give a single fuck. Ah, you can also see they are wearing a diaper :P Behind the, you can read "I'm hella weird, and I'm fine with that"
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 28/09/2026
happy unbirthday!
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 28/09/2026
it has kind of always been bad but it is worse now for sure
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 28/09/2026
happy birthday? :0
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 28/09/2026
the world post-ai has thus far been an exercise in learning how low people’s standards actually are when the ability to lord power over the person doing the work is removed. 400 page brand guidelines and nitpicking over exact shades of green give way for “sure fuck it whatever”
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The Cuix (but Spooky) @thecuix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 28/09/2026
you’re so fuckin right
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 28/09/2026
click a link to a specific section on a page -> it takes ages to load the page, fails to go to the specific section linked, pops up two “We ran into a problem” boxes, then goes “erm 60 of your coworkers are using github, why not connect”.
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 28/09/2026
it is truly astonishing how fucking awful atlassian confluence is, it’s like they designed it specifically to be as broken, buggy and frustrating as possible.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the best part of being a hot woman is that whatever music you’re sincerely into is automatically cool by virtue of you liking it. that’s half the point of being hot
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 27/09/2026
i will be colouring everything in
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 27/09/2026
my boss: have you considered taking more time off to recover cuz you’re clearly drained me: okay i will take an extra two days the week of my birthday cue me being filled with anxiety about work for the majority of that time off and ultimately not getting any fucking rest
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Willow! (18+) @jstanthrwllow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oops I slipped on my tablert srogy
This is a drawing of OP as an apple. At the top of the image is their post with the words "an apple" blown up to make it read "look, sometimes im an apple"
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jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 27/09/2026
One of the things I learned as a furry is that the international day celebrating your sona's species was always yesterday and you fucking missed it
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FluxFur @fluxfur.com · 27/09/2026
WE'RE TEMPORARILY OPEN FOR REGISTRATION!!! Register HERE: fluxfur.com/register?reg... We welcome you to our pro-furry, pro-kink, pro-LGBT Fluxer instance, FluxFur. Thanks for checking us out. Hop on in quickly, before registration closes!
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 27/09/2026
is the one on the left grumpy that they’re the same when their clone is trans or are they just closeted about it
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 27/09/2026
ruh roh D:
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ΘΔ @maff.scot · 27/09/2026
fuckin slaying it, god damn
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HEAR THE LULLABY? REST IN PEACE BABY @hisvermilioneyes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
warmup without using sketch skeleton
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SmokeyBloke [0/4] @smokeybloke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
when the casualties are known
CU doodle redraw of the following image. everything is replaced with fent. inspiration
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Cashew 🔜 FUVE @mintcashew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Midnight snack (April)
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