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Desmoru (I’m funny)

@expie.gay
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the results are in, im gross and weird, but fine.

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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 1h
Lemme get uuuuppp
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 10h
Think I’ll see the new resi tomorrow
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 12h
gumby is so scary
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tsunderemaids @tsunderemaids.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Also, I really like the Voymastina thumbnail I did for the video
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AndroXg @androxg.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Voymastina #GirlsFrontline2Exilium
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るなしば @lunashiba.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Voymastina ヴォイマスティナ #ドールズフロントライン #girlsfrontline #ドルフロ2
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 13h
wow, as if i needed ANY more convincing to draw the linux penguin as a smoking fucking hot nerd
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 13h
bible furry fetish art /DOO DAA, DOO DAA,/;
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 14h
SIRE, MAKE ME TALLER SIRE, MAKE ME A BALLER, SIRE, GIVE ME A GIRL I WILL CALL HER
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 14h
i just thought of the funniest fucking prank. holy fuck
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 14h
NOOOO THATS NOT HOW SUMMONING CIRCLES WORK
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 14h
dohhh girlfailures are only adorable in fictional media why did i have to become a real one, how do i become fictional
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 14h
fighting for my life (got too high! eek!)
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 15h
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 15h
i am so embarrassed and terrified
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 15h
im glad i never got rid of the amazon brain chip.
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 15h
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 15h
IM TURNINg the demons into vigor and then turning th e vigor into vinegar and fucking DRINKING it 💪
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 16h
DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS SERIOUS DEMONS!!!!
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 16h
me writing up legally binding terms and conditions and sneaking "you have to adopt a lizard" in there
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 16h
friendship ended with lexapro now 2003 cat in the hat is my best friend
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 20h
i can't do anything big rn but would anyone want a pwyw comm? i can do sketches, fashion stuff, icons, halloween stuff! no minimum. thru cashapp or paypal. hmu 🙏
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 17h
standing outside dicks sporting goods for an hour mooching off of their wifi to get my gacha dailies done because im out of data and hotel wifi is nonexistent atm
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 18h
Just did the most feminine thing I’ve ever done
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 19h
Why am I so sleepy (It’s cause forgot caffeine)
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 20h
i can't do anything big rn but would anyone want a pwyw comm? i can do sketches, fashion stuff, icons, halloween stuff! no minimum. thru cashapp or paypal. hmu 🙏
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
zzz
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
maxed out my non meta queen today
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
really wanna get one of the tourbox elite pluses so i can turn off touch controls in procreate and actually be able to draw without ripping my hair out. a good workflow would cure me
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
first thing i see in the morning btw
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
accidental bot trap?
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
the firefighter thats specifically trained to hug sad or emotional people
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
they say as they take my 25 dollars and run
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
all of my friends are stored in my human CMOS as visual items. ie: i see [fruit gummy] and i can immediately being up the full profile for [name]
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
mall scented perfume
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
i am extremely motivated to draw art of the genre: every neurodiverse person looks at it and for a second ask themselves "is this a weird kink" when its not
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
sometimes you see a repost on your timeline and you are like, "is for me. they is post that for me. thank you friend" and get to check off "have a social interaction today"
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
idk if this sounds sad, but like my zest for drawing is so there and insane!! its all small stuff but ive just drawn so much recently. i cant wait to have access to my actual drawing stuff again so i can do normal art
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
the demons are back
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
CAN THE LITERAL GHOST IN MY ROOM STOP PLAYING WITH THEIR GHOST WEED GRINDER LIKE WHAT OTHER OBJECT WOULD SOUND EXACTLY LIKE THAT. WTF IS GOING ON
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
oh yeah, i saw TWO jacob twilight bumper stickers today. TWO
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 29/09/2026
really tempted to put my femboy hooters sticker on my car
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Desmoru (I’m funny) @expie.gay · 28/09/2026
do u want to join my discord server 🥺
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