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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻

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It’ll be just like starting over… NOLATwitter now in Chicago The fear of falling is usually worse than the fall so just fling yourself at the fucking pavement

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 14h
this might be my favorite correlation-not-causation pattern that the LoseIt app has ever inferred (I eat two Pop Tarts before I head out for a long run each Saturday)
[Rod Flanders “iron helps us play!” voice] eating toaster pastries helps keep you on track! I very much do not EAT less on those days, I simply burn far more
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is a “thank you for supporting the library” situation
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooo🚨🚨🚨
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Earlier I was frustrated by not being able to see this game….but now I am fine with it. Absolutely fine. Blood pressure normal.
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View from Argus @viewfromargus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He doesn't know San Diego Is one of the largest and most concentrated military hubs in the world, is the homeport of the US Pacific Fleet, over 50 ships, the main hub of West Coast Marine aviation, and a key site for Navy SEAL training and submarine support. And 110,000 active-duty service members.
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🖖 @truedrew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A glitched still image from the movie Meangirls where Lindsay Lohan sits at her school desk and asks her crush what day it is except the caption now reads
"time is an illusion you fuck"
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Ian Petrie @icpetrie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know, I know it's serious
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October 1st:
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 20/09/2026
🎃🎨 #hARToween26 Prompt List for anyone who wants to peruse it &/or start early. Will repost it on the 25th & 30th. We start Oct 1 Anyone is welcome to draw using all or any of the prompts, w one rule: *ABSOLUTELY NO AI* Use the hashtag for your art to pop up in the feed (link is in comments)
#hARToween Drawing Challenge Prompt List
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Capitol Fax @capitolfax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Will they light up the NW Indiana refineries like this?
Downtown Chicago lit up for MNF
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit fumblemania 😭
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Sarah Lungaro, MD @lungareaux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Saints are a petty fanbase. If you think we’re getting over the “intent to throw forward,” may I direct you to the Nola No-Call?
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skooks @skookses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
INTENDED TO THROW FORWARD
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol ok ole miss I’m done 😂 let’s move on
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no, no no no no no
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With the nights getting longer, my early morning walk has me in the woods when it's almost completely dark out, and I keep getting spooked, like by a silhouette of a branch moving, or an old lady with glowing eyes bounding toward me on all fours
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I miss being in a small city where 15 of us would be wondering the same thing 😢
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2 loud booms and now endless sirens uptown…wtf is happening, Chicago?
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Shana at the Cottage @shana-nola.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dolly Day in New Orleans is even better when you already have a Krewe of Dolly 💕
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
!!!! Oh wow
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Air to Ground Message: OK. WE WILL UNLEASH THE FURRY. Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a37aff9e0ae F: #fa9f8729936
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hast thou ever helped carry a bier, and heard the coffin knock against the churchyard gate, going in?
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026
It's almost amateur vegetable sculptor season.
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dear lord that was stressful hahaha WHO DATTTTT
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of my favorites!
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 20/09/2026
WET! FREAKS! WET! FREAKS! EVERYONE LOVES OUR WET! CONSTRUCTION! FREAKS!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“HOTTY FUCKING TODDY” OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Same! thank goodness the rain stopped and my antenna let me watch the ending 😂 what a wild game
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HAHAHHAHAHAHAA BONKERSSSS
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s raining harder now in Chicago and my hd antenna is failing us right now 😂 Maybe saving me from watching the rest of this game When signal came back there’s an injured player and I HATE HATE HATE to see college athletes injured 😢
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t watch network tv unless football so I’m sure I’m very late BUT shoutout to the “we’re eating old damp nuts” nature valley one. I am in stitches
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane is fine, I assure you
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
every time I look over at LSU/Ole Miss someone in blue is absolutely trucking someone in white
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LOL someone get me the kiffen hands on hips unhappy gif 😂
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Rude af Katy @rudekaty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brutal...
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ANTIGRAVITY Magazine @antigravitymag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alison Fensterstock and Michael Tisserand spoke to @dantigravity.bsky.social about their new, deeply researched, and fascinating book about late cartoonist and writer Bunny Matthews, joined by Bunny's son Jude. antigravitymagazine.com/feature/the-...
antigravitymagazine.com
The People vs. Bunny Matthews
“Bunny Matthews—your cartoons are the best depictions yet of life in ‘N’awlins…’ But, Bunny, who the hell are you trying to impress with all the confusing shit you write?” —Disgruntled Figaro reader…
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Brían Hanrahan @hanrahanistan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
warning
warning sign in Irish and English: DO NOT ENTER THE TOMBS
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Jenny Staff Johnson @htownjenny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Meanwhile, on the Gulf of Mexico
Waves and clouds and a seabird caught in flight
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh did your football team lose this week? They simply should have tried scoring 59 points.
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
After that first half, I sure as hell didn’t expect to feel optimistic at the end! Wild game
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Going for 2. I respect it. Saints fought their asses off. A loss but somehow a good start to the season. So basically.. Saints football. 🤣
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He was a little short also but honestly he wasn’t set up for success 😂
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👻💀🎃Haunted Maenad🎃💀👻 @maenadjess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is so painful 😣
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Saints Brasil @saintsbrasil09.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tyler Shough regrediu da temporada passada pra essa. Que papelão.
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eek @eke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
deeply relieved to read that tyler shough was crushing beers on mardi gras floats this offseason, that's much more normal behavior than you'd expect from a quarterback
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