madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Just got out of Barbie as Odysseus in the Odyssey. Makes more sense that the journey took 10 years if the boat was made of plastic! Funny how the Dreamhouse can become an Ancient Greek palace with just a bit of set dressing. Inspiring performances from Skipper (as Telemachus) and Ken (as Penelope). 151
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026the knicks may not have won, but alvarado falling onto bloomberg’s lap in Q4 may be the funniest in-game fluke ever 231
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026my evil neighbor george died. read his obituary here: open.substack.com/pub/madisone...open.substack.comFAUXBITUARY: George the GoatGeorge (8,000 BC – 2026 AD), my least favorite neighbor, has died sometime in the last three weeks. 061
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026forgot to share this yesterday - but I wrote a bit about my new obsession, the seals and sea lions in San Diego (among other things) open.substack.com/pub/madisone...open.substack.comMarch Madison - Week 2San Diego has my seal of approval 020
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 09/03/2026back to substack, at least for this month! 🐄 open.substack.com/pub/madisone...open.substack.comMarch Madison - Week 1just a platform for my cows, tbh 231
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026happy lenten season to those who celebrate, if I were catholic I would give up rickrolling so that I give up never gonna give you up 041
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026obligatory encouragement to read my essay about driving 15 minutes ahead of winter storm fern open.substack.com/pub/madisone...open.substack.comOFFSTAGE day 24: the rise and fall of a midwest passenger princessavoiding winter storm fern by about 15 minutes 020
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026feeling snailish today (more writing! a week’s worth since i last posted, in fact) open.substack.com/pub/madisone...open.substack.comOFFSTAGE day 11: feeling snailishdisco snailish, to be precise 020
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 04/01/2026clearly by this and the bread scale, it shows that when I give myself a platform, I devolve into total silliness quickly. enjoy?! open.substack.com/pub/madisone...open.substack.comOFFSTAGE day 3: I am literally Builder Toadettethe nonsensical class system in the Super Mario franchise fascinates me 151
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026posting my writing online for anyone to see is scary — which is why I'm doing it daily this month. read my chronically online ramblings about getting offline here ☞ madisone.substack.com/p/offstage-d...madisone.substack.comOFFSTAGE day 1: analog hourmy 2¢ on getting off social media a bit 120
Reposted by madison!Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 294185063391
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025trying not to look at the polls *too* much, but even though the manhattan DA candidate i’ve worked for the past few months, diana florence, has not gotten anywhere close to winning, we ran a kickass campaign on a shoestring budget, and our votes outpace other independent races in the city!!! 160
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025between may and today, i’ve been excited about mamdani. starting january 1st, i will find new, surprising reasons to hate him like i do with all other mayors regardless of politics. this feels like the 5 days between christmas and new years’ on steroids. 260
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 02/11/2025more thoughts re: bread coming soon, but for now I propose the grape scale of secrecy, starting from wine casket and ending with raisin 252
Reposted by madison!Robot Automatomshany @robtomshany.bsky.social · 08/10/2025"The Bread Scale of Triviality," alt-texted: 352
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 07/10/2025here is my first rendering of the bread scale of triviality (any suggestions welcome; I love thinking about bread) 64833157
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 11/07/2025just saying, we should totally bring back dramatic synth music in the background of every movie (like there was in the ‘80s) 180
Reposted by madison!Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Last: If you want a profoundly thoughtful and well-articulated argument about some of these issues, I strongly recommend M. Gessen's piece here. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/o...nytimes.comOpinion | The Attacks on Zohran Mamdani Show That We Need a New Understanding of Antisemitism 1271187
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 25/06/2025my post-election thoughts: • THRILLED for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & free buses! lots to be done btwn now & november! • interested in city council 4 runoff (hoped that ZM win = no repub billionaire successes, but we’ll see) • are @bradlander.bsky.social and doug emhoff friends? they should be 230
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025happy father’s day to the very best!! if anyone was wondering, there is no difference between @mitchellepner.bsky.social’s online persona and the way he acts in real life. just as literal; cycles between the same ten phrases. wouldn’t ask for anything else!! 1101
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 09/06/2025key takeaways of the 2025 tony awards: • audra was robbed • i hate a gimmick 130
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025hello again!!! this is my tony awards liveblog (as the youngest person on this platform, still, and more importantly, a stage manager/playwright/collegiate theatrical jack of all trades) enjoy!!!!! 3458
Reposted by madison!Salvage Renaissance @salvagerenaissance.bsky.social · 29/05/2025A quick blog read about Target being removed as a sponsor from Twin Cities Pride + their Pride Month collection. 🌈 salvage-renaissance.com/blogs/the-sa...salvage-renaissance.comSo, why has Target been giving its customers the G.W.?It will be interesting to see how retail and fashion brands who have celebrated Pride month and related LGBTQ holidays handle their marketing and product offerings this year. Target has long been a sp... 286
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I have achievements beyond being bsky’s first nepo baby?!?!?! 3291
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 24/12/2024new discovery: my dad (@mitchellepner.bsky.social) looks alarmingly like tim from brainpop. followers of my dad, please confirm that you also see this, and do with this information what you will 4170
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 02/09/2024in honor of the mass exodus of brazilian twitter users from twitter to (hopefully) here, we should temporarily rename bluesky to brazilsky 070
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 23/08/2024post-DNC thoughts (then going into hibernation): performance-wise, strong speeches, lots of fun. politics-wise, harris’ campaign has shown that it’s looking to connect more with “moderate” republicans than with anyone to the left of a moderate democrat. (1/2) 2381
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 23/08/2024last night best night??!! welcome back to my DNC commentary 1253
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 22/08/2024day 3 DNC!!! liveblog incoming (this is a lot of fun thanks for following along) 3372
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 21/08/2024day 2 of the DNC 🤠🤠 stay tuned for more of my commentary as the night continues 1241
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 20/08/2024hey bluesky, i am the rare 21 year old on this platform & i will be liveblogging the DNC off and on throughout this week 316914
Reposted by madison!Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 16/08/2024I am so proud of my wife (Mary) for the collaboration between her e-commerce upcycling company and Housing Works. Mary brought together talented artisans to donate their design talents to 100 pieces being sold through Housing Works. My daughter @madepner.bsky.social designed the Social Media.linkedin.comMary Epner on LinkedIn: EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Salvage Renaissance has created an 100-piece…EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Salvage Renaissance has created an 100-piece collection in collaboration with Housing Works in honor of National Thrift Day on August… 0326
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 06/08/2024a bit underwhelmed that the vp announcement has just been news anchors saying “so… uh… we have been notified that it’s tim” and not an elaborate, bachelor-esque ceremony 030
madison! @madepn.bsky.social · 17/06/2024bsky is finally letting me upload pics—so happy father’s day to the best dad/potato ever & my favorite niche legal influencer. i love you! thank you for always supporting my creative endeavors, whether it’s a new play i’m writing or this drawing way back from 2010 🩷🥔🩷 @mitchellepner.bsky.social 2190
Reposted by madison!National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 08/09/2023I do believe I've found the worst funny joke on the internet. 54614
Reposted by madison!cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/07/2023IMPORTANT UPDATE!! baby clifford 323834
Reposted by madison!Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 18/07/2023🧵 ⚖️ 1/ FPOTUS has received a "Target Letter" from Special Counsel Jack Smith with regard to the January 6 grand jury in D.C. I am quoted by the New York Times in the linked article. www.nytimes.com/2023/07/18/us/polit…nytimes.comWhat is a target letter?A target letter is an official piece of correspondence from the Department of Justice informing a person that they are actively being investigated. 12911