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realboredape

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Ex-hedge fund manager tired of X and Threads. Will never DM you asking how your trades are going.

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Greg Wester @gwestr.me · 16/10/2026
With Elon Musk, no lie is too small. The flying car was an empty shell with no batteries.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I agree with Trump that it should be called "SI". "Artificial Intelligence" suggests it is intelligent. "Superficial Intelligence" aptly describes something that only appears to be intelligent.
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just a relentlessly horrific story. It’s hard to adequately contextualize the moral desolation of this unfolding in the midst of a midterms against a ruling party helmed by inveterate rapists and rape apologists. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congres...
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. A Phoenix New Times exclusive.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Projecting...
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Rory Johnston @roryjohnston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crude flying this morning—Brent now above $104/bbl. Wheels coming off.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just ground the whole damn fleet...
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Damn. 🔥 www.linkedin.com/posts/jon-hi...
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tada! Did anyone honestly expect Kevin 'bootlicker' Warsh to cut rates?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/07/2026
Republicans want us to memory-hole everything Trump did in 2020 while dragging us back into the same tired 2020 culture wars: Fauci, Wuhan, vaccines, communism. Why? Because it’s now 2026, they broke the country, and desperately need a distraction to reinvigorate their base.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
There's 100% chance 'something' could happen...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As everyone knows, the best humor is the kind you have to explain.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So thankful centcom decided to wait until after the WC finals. So considerate.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Leandro Paredes should be banned from international football for life viciously assaulting Spanish players after the final whistle. Indefensible thuggery and criminality.
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Jan Adriaenssens @verbeeld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/07/2026
Trump curse strikes again
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Don't forget these are mostly semiconductor and datacenter capex items which are exempt from tariffs...
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bye Felicia to CR7. Let's kick out anyone who has visited the orange turd.
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Ice Cube: Bye Felicia
ALT: Ice Cube: Bye Felicia
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Go buy any other computer brand other than a Dell.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
👇👇
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
There's always a tweet...
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
SPCX casually adding 15% or a $HD on its second day of trading...gamified stock markets.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
TACO Thursday?
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Purple Haze @vmg-ylw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Clear sign that LLMs are commodity products unworthy of $1Tn valuations...
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ah yes, oil down because the U.S. will have to retaliate for the downed Apache...definitely how this works...🫠
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
honestly this is nuts, they're establishing an 8-hour security perimeter around the most used transportation hub in North America, so one guy can attend a basketball game
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
relax...it's only back to prices 2 weeks ago.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Even Jamie, He Who Is Above The Fray, has to publicly flog the POS that Morningstar values at half the IPO valuation (which is saying something)...
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Would be epically funny if, in forcing Nasdaq to rewrite the rules to include SPCX, investors sell Nasdaq because they don't want to end up owning SPCX, leading to a broader market selloff delaying SPCX's IPO...
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What happened to the HODL strategy? Was it just a grift? www.cnbc.com/2026/06/01/s...
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Strategy shares fall after selling $2.5 million in bitcoin, its first sale since 2022
Michael Saylor's Strategy sold bitcoin for the second time ever as geopolitical uncertainty continues to weigh on the cryptocurrency's price.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I don't want to say it's DUM(B), but buying SPCE with the thesis that people looking to buy SPCX will click the wrong ticker sounds kind of dumb...like something only WSB can come up with
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Worst groundhog day movie...
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Talk about concentration risk...
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/05/2026
It's absolutely insane how the Nasdaq changed rules around its exchange to include SpaceX just 15 days of trading, allow less than 5% of free float, and require a weighting of multiple its float in the index. This is the largest wealth transfer in history from everyone's retirement to Elon.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Can we talk about Danny Ives' Eightco? Has there ever been as much value destruction in as short a time?
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Sad...posting AI slop instead of attending his son's wedding.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Does the Pakistani Army Chief have a Polymarket account we should track?
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Oh this is delightful. Let's start with SpaceX's violation of 17 CFR § 229.504 (Item 504). Their "use of proceeds" neglects to mention they are contractually obligated to use the first $20 billion from it to pay off a bridge loan. This is also while their quarterly cash burn exceeds $8 billion. /1
USE OF PROCEEDSWe expect to receive approximately $           of net proceeds from this offering (or $           if the underwriters exercise their option to purchase additional shares of Class A common stock in full), based upon the assumed initial public offering price of $           per share (which is the midpoint of the price range set forth on the cover page of this prospectus) after deducting underwriting discounts and commissions and estimated offering expenses payable by us. We intend to use the net proceeds from this offering to fund our growth strategy, including the expansion of our AI compute infrastructure, enhancements to our launch infrastructure and launch vehicles, increases in the scale and capacity of our satellite constellations, and any remaining amounts for general corporate purposes.SpaceX Bridge LoanIn March 2026, SpaceX entered into a new bridge loan credit agreement (the “SpaceX Bridge Loan”) with a syndicate of lenders, providing for an unsecured bridge term loan facility in an aggregate principal amount of $20,000 million. The SpaceX Bridge Loan matures on September 2, 2027, with two three-month extensions at the Company’s option, subject to the absence of a continuing default and the payment of an extension fee of 0.25% of the aggregate outstanding principal per extension, resulting in a final extended maturity date of March 2028. The proceeds of the SpaceX Bridge Loan were used to repay the X B-1 Term Loan, the X B-3 Term Loan, the xAI Fixed Rate Loan, the xAI Floating Rate Loan and the xAI 12.5% Senior Secured Notes (as defined and described in Note 10, Debt, to the consolidated financial statements included elsewhere in this prospectus). The Company may also use the remaining proceeds for general corporate purposes.The SpaceX Bridge Loan bears interest, at the Company’s election, at a rate per annum equal to (i) Term SOFR plus an applicable margin ranging from 0.75%-1.75% (depending on the Company’s debt rating), or (ii) a base rate equal to the highest of (a) the Federal Funds Rate plus 0.5%, (b) the Prime Rate, (c) Term SOFR plus 1.0% and (d) 1.00%, plus an applicable margin ranging from 0.00% to 0.75% (depending on the Company’s debt rating). In addition, the Company is obligated to pay duration fees equal to 0.125% of outstanding principal on the first anniversary of closing and 0.25% of outstanding principal on the fifteen-month anniversary of closing. As of March 31, 2026, the Company was in compliance with all covenants under the SpaceX Bridge Loan.The obligations of the Company under the SpaceX Bridge Loan are guaranteed on a joint and several basis by X Corp., X.AI LLC, and CTC Property LLC (each a subsidiary of the Company). The SpaceX Bridge Loan may be prepaid at any time, in whole or in part, without premium or penalty. The Company is required to use an amount 
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equal to the net cash proceeds of certain debt financings to repay amounts outstanding under the SpaceX Bridge Loan and to apply an amount equal to the net proceeds of a qualified initial public offering, including this offering,
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Helene Meisler @hmeisler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Walter @walterdeemer.bsky.social shared this on the other site yesterday. Great story.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Didn't you get the memo? It can only good happen...why are people posting negative headlines?
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David Taggart @davidtaggart.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If you are into cycles... CPI is still tracing it out
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Death of scientific discovery and knowledge in the western world...everybody just uses LLMs to hallucinate their way through life.
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Michelle Cyca @michellecyca.com · 08/05/2026
personally I think it's a very big deal that the Canada bureau chief for the @nytimes.com — certainly one of the highest-paid journalists in the country — asked an unspecified "AI tool" what Poilievre said & published its AI-hallucinated quotes in her reporting.
Editors’ Note: May 1, 2026
This article was updated after The Times learned that a remark attributed to Pierre Poilievre, the Conservative leader, was in fact an A.I.-generated summary of his views about Canadian politics that A.I. rendered as a quotation. The reporter should have checked the accuracy of what the A.I. tool returned.  The article now accurately quotes from a speech delivered by Mr. Poilievre in April. He said, “My personal opinion is that when a member of Parliament goes back on the word they made to their constituents and switches parties, constituents should be able to petition to throw them out and have a byelection. That would put the people back in charge of our democracy rather than having dirty backroom Liberal deals by Mark Carney determine our destiny.” He did not refer to politicians who changed allegiances as turncoats in that speech.
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
LLMs destroying science...
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realboredape @macrotipstrader.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Can the unraveling happen faster?
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