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Machine Lord Zero

@MachineLordZero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
274 followers 11 following 7.1K posts

This Machine Lord kills fascists [bridged from mastodon.social/@MachineLordZero on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h
I ain't drunk nana, either.
Top text: So you haven't drank pop in 6 years?
Picture: A lady wearing a leopard print.... garment. I don't know what that is. It goes up over her heard like an open-faced hoos, then down over her shoulders and around the front of her body, but leaves a big open stretch showing her chest.
Bottom text: That don't impress me much
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Watch, I'm gonna get dinged for this, but it's CLEAR IT'S FUCKING CLEAR. It looks white from a distance because of the way light interacts with it but if you get up close, which is unwise considering it's a polar bear, you'll see you can see through it! […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A screenshot of a captcha question.

Answer the following question with a single word, number, or phrase.

What color[sic] is a polar bear's fur?

Clear

Verify
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
@dansup Quote post seems to work fine. Btw, would it be possible to get text recognition for alt text?
A screenshot of a post by Daniel Supernault (@dansup@mastodon.social)
Text: Test quote post from Columnly.
The quoted post is by New fediverse apps.
Quoted post text: New app on FediDB: Ivory

A premium Mastodon client for iOS by Tapbots (makers of Tweetbot), featuring a refined interface and powerful customization options.

For iOS - Free with paid extras - By Tapbots

fedidb.com/apps/ivory

Picture: An icon of a cartoony elephant face.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Look! :D
A screenshot of two of the visual theme options for columnly, showing the themes Machine and Copper Zero.
The Machine theme is a mix of the Midnight and 75% High Contrast themes, resulting in a very dark blue with good contrast.
The Copper Zero uses dark grey as a base, with copper tones for colouration.
I'm so happy.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Here's a partial screenshot of column.ly, which I am finding so, so much nicer than mastodon v5
A partial screenshot of mastodon as viewed through column.ly, showing the post composer and my toot about trying out column.ly
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
@DarkestKale
An image of a computer tower with the case open. Someone is spraying water at the components inside.
Beneath is the following text:
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO
HA-GURLGURGGU :sweat_drops: 
LGERGGU :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops: GERGUR :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops: 
:sweat_drops: :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops: "
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Screenshot of a post on a bad site by @zamdoteth, reading as follows:
Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Ah shit, someone fed Bean after midnight, or got water on him.
A notification of Bean and 1 other favouriting my post, but the 1 other depicted is also Bean.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Akira, the Netflix remake
Text above image: When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China.

Image below text: A box of two rows of grotesque, bulging things looking vaguely like yellow cartoon birds, with bugging out eyes, and blue collars.
The box is labelled "Marshmallow Treats".
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
This keyboard suuuucks.
A cropped screenshot of the task manager on my computer, showing that the Corsair iCUE Component has Very High power usage.
Corsair iCUE is the software I have to use to control the lights on my keyboard, rather than simply being able to set the colour on the keyboard and then use a physical button to turn it on and off.
The more future we get, the worse the tech.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Hey look I found a problem in Combolands. (The new building scroll at the bottom won't open any further than that line.)
A screenshot of the game Combolands, showing a map of an island from above.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Why would they keep her coffee?
A chalkboard stood in front of a business. On it is written "Come in and try the worst coffee one woman on tripadvisor had in her life"
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Great news! Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft are all giving their games away for free! You'll have to torrent, but.
A screenshot of the top of an article on eurogamer.net.
The headline is "Following Nintendo's example, Sony and Microsoft argue they have no obligation to pass tariff refunds onto customers"
Beneath this is "Paying fair market price for voluntarily purchased consumer goods is not a legally cognisable injury."
Then there's a picture of a bearded fellow with his mouth open. He seems upset.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
WAHAHAHAHAHA
A screenshot of three search results, saying "X" is trademarked by Meta and Microsoft, and in the case of Microsoft, has been for over 20 years
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
I know Musk's been told by a court he's given up the rights to "Twitter", hence the sadly slopware Twitter 2, but I've seen this from 2023. Any idea is this is still true?
A screenshot of s reddit post and a reply below it, possibly from another social media site, reading as follows:

r/[facepalm 4 hr. ago
by AverageMTSUEnjoyer
Turns out "X" has already been trademarked. Try to guess who has it.

It appears Instagram and FB owner Meta holds the trademark for "X" as it relates to "online social networking services... social networking services in the fields of entertainment, gaming and application development..."
3:01PM - Jul 24, 2023 - 5170 Views
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
@seductivelysoul.art 'tis a funny shaped Tuesday.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
@thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social Ugh, fine, I shall cast a nude from the balcony to the villeins below.
A rectangle of #E3BC9A, AKA "nude"
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
@thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social
On the left side, one of those electric pain gloves ICE wants to assault people with, VERSUS the right side, a black rubber glove with a zig-zag textured palm and fingers shaped for use as sex toys.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Arknights: Endfield [Protocol Invitation: The Return] event is now open! Return to the game and link your account to claim Oroberyls and other rewards. Invite friends to return to earn bonus Oroberyls! […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
An invitation to resume playing the game Arknights: Endfield
The background shows a scene of the character Arcane looking dramatic and surrounded by her weapons, placed to the right of centre.
On the left are the Endfield logo, the companionship celebration logo, and two banners for events in the game.
On the lower right is a logo for the invitation event, above the possible rewards for inviting returnees, and a QR code. Don't scan the QR code, you can't read it, and you shouldn't open links you don't understand.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
Posting this here as I can't do images in responses via the bridgy response page.
A screenshot of Celestials Descend, with text telling the viewer it uses AI to generate voices.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
People disgust me.
A screenshot of a news article tile by ABC Health
Headline: Tattoo artists report rise of Al-generated images in customer design requests
Image: A long haired person is to the right of centre, looking at the camera. The background shows a wall with shelves full of bottles on one side, and some manner of light source on the other.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
This feels so much nicer.
The top of the Friends pane from Discord, but showing only the lines
Find or start a conversation
Friends
Direct Messages.
All other stuff like Shop and Nitro has been removed.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
@thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social heehee
A pile of cut logs
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
@seductivelysoul.art
An image of Christian Bale with sunnies on, smiling, and holding an olden days telephone handset to his ear.
Superimposed over the image are the words "Inflation isn't real. Make things cheaper or I will simply steal them."
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
👍
The previous toot, faved.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
Hey look I made a significantly better blueprint for producing xiranite than my first attempt. Uses 3 water a second and 6 inergen a minute. Fill the hydroponics with your choice of yazhen or jincao. Arknights: Endfield Blueprint Sharing Code: [Stable […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A screenshot of a blueprint from the game Arknights: Endfield.
This blueprint is intended to produce xiranite from carbon and water, in a stable environment.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
I saw someone post recently that game audio is frequently too loud at launch, and master volume should be set to something like 50% so the player can set it to their liking without getting blasted while waiting for the menu. Here's the audio settings from the […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
The audio settings screen from the Infinite Ruins demo.
The part I want to draw attention to is the master volume level being at almost nothing.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
A demo I played had a feedback form, including a spot for saying something not covered by the other questions on the form. I thanked them for not using AI, 'cause at this point that feels like a thing devs should be appreciated for more.
A screenshot of the aforementioned question on the feedback form, reading as follows:
Is there anything else you would like to share?
Thanks for not using AI
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
@seductivelysoul.art paying very close attention
A close up view of two people's faces, from the side. The two people have positioned their faces so that their left eyes are in direct contact.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
@seductivelysoul.art Oh hey! I found a picture I took a while back of a bag of pierogies being sold here, 'cause you'd posted something about uncertainty of if they count as dumplings or not! Sorry for pic quality, this phone sucks. It sucks so much. :'(
A bag labelled PIEROGI
TRADITIONAL POLISH DUMPLINGS
I believe they're cherry flavoured.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
@DarkestKale
A yellow headed bird squints, its face mostly toward the camera, with an expression that reads to humans as disgust.
The text "(VISIBLE DISGUST)" is super-imposed on the image near the bottom.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Sure, Wikipedia. I'll do that.
A screenshot of a section of a Wikipedia page, reading as follows:
See also [edit]
· Darth Vader in Ukrainian politics
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
@tamaaya.net
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Urge to kill: Rising.
We value your privacy
We and our 1566 partners use ¢
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
Shannon, get out of the cloning vat.
A picture of a Mastodon notification showing four profile icons as having favourited my post. Three of the icons are of Shannon.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
@DarkestKale "You should treat everything in life as something to be sold off for future gain"
A crowd of people at what looks like a party of some manner, staring at the viewer as though the viewer has committed a blatant faux pas.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Hey cool! I just found if NPCs encounter enemies, they'll react to their presence. Some will cower, others will try to punch like they're boxing. Didn't stop to take a picture before rescuing them 'cause c'mon, like I'm gonna stand around with a camera while […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A screenshot of the game Arknights: Endfield, showing a map centred on part of the Wuling Test Area where NPCs can run into enemies.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
@thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social weegeesfashion
the ancient meme of Weegee
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
There, much better. #Endfield
A screenshot of the game Arknights: Endfield, showing the same pool as in the last post but from a different angle, as well as another pool, both filled with liquid heavy xiranite.
There are more pools near this in the game, but not in the picture. I filled them with liquid heavy xiranite before taking this pic.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
@thrilledsalmon.bsky.social Not this guy
The bowler hatted bespectacled nazi from Indiana Jones and the Ark of the Covenant, mouth open wide in a scream as his flesh begins to melt.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Pools? Full of WATER?! Well, this won't do.
A screeenshot of the game Arknights: Endfield, showing the Endmin and team in front of a large pool of water.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
Can't take me anywhere. #Endfield
A screenshot of the game Arknights: Endfield, showing the same pools as the last picture, now filled with liquid heavy xiranite.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
Yeah I'm at it again. #Endfield
A screenshot of the game Arknights: Endfield.
The Endmin and team is standing before a set of small pools, which are having the water drained out of them by a pump in preparation for being filled with something silly.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
Oi Kepler Interactive, am I supposed to be able to read this?
A screenshot of the banner from Steam of Kepler Interactive's... Publisher Sale? It's actually easier to read in Mastodon's little image preview thing where I'm writing this alt text, than when it's full size on my screen.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
@seductivelysoul.art orcanised, you say?
Two orcas, one labelled "Atlantic Orca", the other labelled "Pacific Orca", hold a short discussion.
Atlantic Orca says "We must eat the yachts"
Pacific Orca says "Yes."
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
Much better. Now they can make Bumper Rich fertiliser on-site.
A screenshot from Arknights: Endfield, showing the same swimming pool as in the last picture, now filled with liquid xiranite instead of liquid heavy xiranite.
This serves no real purpose and benefits no one.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
I realised I should not have filled the swimming pool by the burdo beasts with liquid heavy xiranite. I'm draining the pool now. #Endfield
A screenshot of the game Arknights: Endfield.
The Endministrator and team are shown standing before a swimming pool being drained of the liquid heavy xiranite I previously filled it with.
In the distance are some burdo beasts under an outdoor cover.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
No way, we're getting Mi Fu?! And on my birthday, no less? #Endfield
The banner for upcoming acquirable Arknights: Endfield character, Mi Fu.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
Because you're cool with supporting, or even actively are, nazis, fascists, paedophiles, and other reprehensible human beings. Elon wasn't a breaking point for you. Grok genning CSAM on request wasn't a deal breaker. The flood of new and returning nazi shit […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A screenshot of an article link from Mastodon's trending news page, reading as follows:

The Guardian - 10h

If you're still on Elon Musk’s X, ask yourself this:
why?

By Jonathan Liew 119 posts
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026
@DarkestKale Had a quick search and definitely EEEEEEE
A screenshot of a search result, reading as follows:
soundcy.com
https://soundey.com » article > does-ultrasonic-sound-hurt-cats a
Ultrasonic Sounds And Cats: Understanding Potential Harm And ...
80ct 2025 - Ultrasonic sound, which typically ranges above 20,000 Hz, is inaudible to humans but can
be detected by cats, whose hearing extends up to around 64,000 Hz. While cats are sensitive to high-
frequency sounds, the question of whether ultrasonic sound hurts them depends on factors such as...
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