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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Of all the examples to choose from, he chose an attempted rapist.

Mac @macd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Me in July: Going to the gym is great. Everyone should go to the gym more. Me in January: For Christ's sake, give up on your goals sooner than later so I can have a free cable pully again.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Can we just drop the terms 1st/2nd/3rd world now? What does it even mean that America isn't a 1st world country because China (considered 2nd world) has wealthy social media influencers?

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Deviled eggs are a lot of work to make the worst hors d'ourve and the worst way to prepare an egg.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

On that day, many metal bands will come to Satan and say, "Lord, Lord, did we not shred in your name, summon demons in your name, and perform many sick shows in your name?" And Satan will say to them, "I never knew you; depart from me, you posers," and the gates of hell will be closed to them.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

Never trust a girl on Bumble that says she likes intellectual conversations. If you try to talk about Zizek or Hitchens, she'll just change the subject to how much she wants you to cum in her.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

That's so interesting. patreon.com/lowqualityfa...

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

I have to believe that people would act better if society didn't pressure us to step on each other, but man, a lot of people are shitty.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

I'm encountering more and more people citing chatGPT citing chatGPT for what they think is factual info

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

She really cares, you guys 🥲

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Progressive Victory @progressivevictory.win · 17/10/2023

@brianna.bsky.social & our very own Sam Dryzmala Are LIVE with @vaush.bsky.social talking about Progressive Victory's Brand new effort! Phonebanks for Silvia Swayne in AL State House District 55! www.youtube.com/live/D1dm-Xf... Sign up to help!: progress.win/swayne

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Join Progressive Victory to phonebank for Sylvia Swayne! This historic election could secure her legacy as the first openly trans elected official in Alabama. The October 24th election is soon app...

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Please reskeet if you: -once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident. -think that cops should not give you a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh. -poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

"I am an adult" -boring -common -reveals that you pay taxes "I am a former baby" -shows growth -could spruce up your resume -squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Women love to moisturize, but hate when you call them moist. Wasn't that the objective?

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Women love to moisturize, but will gag if you call them moist. Wasn't that the goal?

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

Okay, we had our pandemic. When do the 20s start roaring?

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

NFL tiktok seems to want to ban this new play they're calling the "tush push." They're saying "it's not football," and by that, they mean it looks gay.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

A lot of the AI tech craze is just rebranding. If Microsoft released Clippy today, people would call it AI.

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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

I think about this every year

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

"Never forget" was such a poisonous slogan. Every year people complain that it seems like everyone has moved on from this tragedy that happened decades ago, which is good and normal. Osama Bin Laden is dead now, you don't have to obsess about it.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Somebody help. My family is talking about where they were on 9/11

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

Welcome to bluesky. We have rules here: 1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy 2. Whatever goes on four legs or has wings is a friend 3. No animal shall wear clothes 4. No animal shall sleep in a bed 5. No animal shall drink alcohol 6. No animal shall kill another animal 7. All animals are equal

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

Just got hit w/ RICO for telling my friend he could save money by asking the cashier for a water cup and filling it with sprite.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 02/09/2023

Happy labor day weekend

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

The only way I'll be referring to inmate P01135809 until further notice.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

Has anyone ever actually had the name Barney or is that just for TV shows?

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

You're going to fetch water from the well and you notice this young woman singing her desire for the one she loves to find her. How do you open?

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

$Reddit Post to r/NoStupidQuestions: My unemployed boyfriend claims he has a simple "proof" that breaks mathematics. Can anyone verify this proof? I honestly think he might be crazy. Copying and pasting the text he sent me: according to mathematics 0.999.... = 1 but this is false. I can prove it. 0.999.... = 1 - lim_{n-> infinity} (1 - 1/n) = 1 - 1 - lim_{n-> infinity} (1/n) = 0 - lim_{n-> infinity} (1/n) = 0 - 0 = 0. so 0.999.... = 0 ??????? that means 0.999.... must be a "fake number" because having 0.999... existing will break the foundations of mathematics. I'm dumbfounded no one has ever realized this EDIT: I texted him what was said in the top comment (pointing out his mistakes). He instantly dumped me 😶$

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

I deleted the Musk app now that blue checks can hide their blue checks. It was tolerable before, but the idea of being able to inflict brain damage from stealth just ruins the meta.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/08/2023

almost worked myself into a froth about how useless and intentionally vague the phrase "identitarian scolding" is and then i took a deep breath, centered myself, and remembered that youtubers' opinions are worth nothing

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

The key to keeping your job as an "analyst" in a non-tech office is to always have a scary looking application open with a scary sounding header like "database maintenance."

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Feeling hopeful today :) (Trump might die in prison)

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Hate to relitigate this, but isn't that what an adult film theater is for?

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

My real thoughts on Oppenheimer was that it was really good, but a bit overedited.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

Oppenheimer would have been better if I saw him cameo in Einstein and Bohr movies first. Oppenheimer could close phase one of the physics cinematic universe.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

I remember being so frustrated trying to convince people that Elon Musk isn't a supergenius. Luckily, he's exceptionally stupid and can't conceal it.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

Hot take: I think that this is just what healthy marital love looks like, and people who think they're going to be infatuated with their spouse forever are deluding themselves.

Tweet from @dklmarxist that reads: I'm fascinated by marriages where there's no romantic love left but they've resigned themselves to living together as life partners and they do care about each other

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 27/07/2023

Linguists xkcd.com/2390

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

Disempassions your pit.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

Hanlon's razor is stupid. I propose the inverse Hanlon's razor. Never assume something is done out of stupidity, which can adequately be explained by malice.

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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

"You fool! Do you not know that a system that relies on infinite growth is unsustainable?" - Me arguing with people who play cookie clicker

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