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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Photo of a dog laying on the couch
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Median voter
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Of all the examples to choose from, he chose an attempted rapist.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Newbies deserve to take up space in the gym. It's just frustrating that a lot of them chose the same month to start, and most of them will stop coming soon, so it's not even worth it for the gyms to increase capacity and we all have to deal with a packed gym.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Me in July: Going to the gym is great. Everyone should go to the gym more. Me in January: For Christ's sake, give up on your goals sooner than later so I can have a free cable pully again.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Can we just drop the terms 1st/2nd/3rd world now? What does it even mean that America isn't a 1st world country because China (considered 2nd world) has wealthy social media influencers?
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I never saw Songbirds and Snakes, but I'd consider the original Hunger Games movies to be pretty bloodless already
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
CHILL
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It says blocked? Does that mean they blocked me or I blocked them? I can't see who it is.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Deviled eggs are a lot of work to make the worst hors d'ourve and the worst way to prepare an egg.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
On that day, many metal bands will come to Satan and say, "Lord, Lord, did we not shred in your name, summon demons in your name, and perform many sick shows in your name?" And Satan will say to them, "I never knew you; depart from me, you posers," and the gates of hell will be closed to them.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Wow. Interesting high quality information you've provided
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Never trust a girl on Bumble that says she likes intellectual conversations. If you try to talk about Zizek or Hitchens, she'll just change the subject to how much she wants you to cum in her.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
He was on a tight budget
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
That's so interesting. patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
You're a professional now
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
I have to believe that people would act better if society didn't pressure us to step on each other, but man, a lot of people are shitty.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
I'm encountering more and more people citing chatGPT citing chatGPT for what they think is factual info
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
"That's my secret, Chris. I've always got a cranberry."
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
She really cares, you guys 🥲
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
@zenthia.bsky.social
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
The framing around voting is always about "supporting." I'm not asking anyone to support Biden, just go to the polls to vote for your representatives in congress and state legislatures, and then for president check the box that's the least bad for the world (Biden).
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Progressive Victory @progressivevictory.win · 17/10/2023
@brianna.bsky.social & our very own Sam Dryzmala Are LIVE with @vaush.bsky.social talking about Progressive Victory's Brand new effort! Phonebanks for Silvia Swayne in AL State House District 55! www.youtube.com/live/D1dm-Xf... Sign up to help!: progress.win/swayne
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Phonebank for Sylvia Swayne · Progressive Victory
Join Progressive Victory to phonebank for Sylvia Swayne! This historic election could secure her legacy as the first openly trans elected official in Alabama. The October 24th election is soon app...
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
I know you can't copyright high quality facts, but is the jury still out on low quality facts?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Please reskeet if you: -once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident. -think that cops should not give you a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh. -poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
This one's going to get shared on Facebook sincerely.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
It's not a book, it's an essay.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
"I am an adult" -boring -common -reveals that you pay taxes "I am a former baby" -shows growth -could spruce up your resume -squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
This should be on a warning label about HRT.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Women love to moisturize, but hate when you call them moist. Wasn't that the objective?
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Women love to moisturize, but will gag if you call them moist. Wasn't that the goal?
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Okay, we had our pandemic. When do the 20s start roaring?
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
NFL tiktok seems to want to ban this new play they're calling the "tush push." They're saying "it's not football," and by that, they mean it looks gay.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
inmate P01135809 didn't take office in 2016. He took office January 2017.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
It's inflation for getting drunk
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
A lot of the AI tech craze is just rebranding. If Microsoft released Clippy today, people would call it AI.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Lol no. Haven't you read the prophecy?
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
I think about this every year
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
"Never forget" was such a poisonous slogan. Every year people complain that it seems like everyone has moved on from this tragedy that happened decades ago, which is good and normal. Osama Bin Laden is dead now, you don't have to obsess about it.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Somebody help. My family is talking about where they were on 9/11
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Welcome to bluesky. We have rules here: 1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy 2. Whatever goes on four legs or has wings is a friend 3. No animal shall wear clothes 4. No animal shall sleep in a bed 5. No animal shall drink alcohol 6. No animal shall kill another animal 7. All animals are equal
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Just got hit w/ RICO for telling my friend he could save money by asking the cashier for a water cup and filling it with sprite.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Happy labor day weekend
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Nice
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
The only way I'll be referring to inmate P01135809 until further notice.
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
It's because trans women have the power to turn a King into a Queen and it breaks the game
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Has anyone ever actually had the name Barney or is that just for TV shows?
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
You're going to fetch water from the well and you notice this young woman singing her desire for the one she loves to find her. How do you open?
Still image from "Snow White" (1937)
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Mac @macd.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
I left a comment on a white woman's tiktok yesterday, where I was basically just saying that racism is not a biological trait. Now, some white women are mad at me and telling me I'm uneducated.
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