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McAloysius

@macaloysius.bsky.social
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BARGAIN HUNTERS! Don't snooze on this Minneapolis, MN starter acct. or X downsizer! Comes with Police & Prison Abolition, Mental Health advocacy. You can have ALL THIS plus my coprophagic dog! Serious offers only! ICE & CBP can go fuck themselves!

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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 12h
Analogous to the prohibition of purchasing obnoxious, noisy toys for the children of your friends.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 23h
Crap piece in the NYT on ending homelessness. Carlos German confuses shelter with housing. He doesn't mind the civil rights abuses and brutality of encampment 'sweeps.' He ignores the resistance of failed rental markets, capital, and landlord lobbies to solutions. Flyover journalism at its laziest.
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Trees!"
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dude I met over the weekend, the second husband of one of the wife's cousins. Name of Jim. I forgot all four syllables of his magnificent surname that ends in 'i.' Lovely man. Give him one.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shit. So it's serious.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Congratulations! Huzzah!
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A couple times a year, I realize someone I mean to talk to is simply too tall for that purpose.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Homcom has a Newspeak ring I like, though my 16 year-old Laker thinks it a little on the nose.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think we have enough data to show if you're arresting elderly human rights lawyers you are not the good guys in this story.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe he thinks 'Hispanics' are made of titanium or some other durable non-flesh substance? Or maybe he's just a rotten and malicious dotard.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so very sorry. It's a unique pain. I hope you'll tell us about her to help keep her around in memory.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Orange Cat Playfully Slaps Friend on Couch
ALT: Orange Cat Playfully Slaps Friend on Couch
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Briana Jonestown Massacre
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can you imagine having to sit through this moral cretin's lectures on the Antichrist?
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes. But big in Maine would suffice.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Should be bigger news, no? www.propublica.org/article/debu...
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ProPublica Debunks Susan Collins’ Claims About FBI Anti-Corruption Probe
ProPublica revealed that the FBI was circling Sen. Collins over a defense contractor’s donations — until President Trump gutted the unit in charge. Collins has since mustered a defense with a series o...
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Flan @flanknits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vote yes!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My entire life I've heard centrists scolding leftist candidates with "oh, but how will we pay for all that? isn't your agenda unreasonable? shouldn't we run on a modest proposal for means-tested tax rebates?" Then Mamdani gets elected and makes it all look pretty easy. No wonder they hate him.
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Flan @flanknits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In Minnesota we know that ICE has lied about every ICE perpetrated shooting. Solidarity with our comrades in Austin. Abolish ICE
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When Steely Dan seemed to cut Aimee Mann from its tour a few years back, both artists explained the decision was made by the company that owned the tour in obedience to inscrutable metrics. It would be cool for Ed to offer an opinion, of course, into one of those mics he sings at.
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SN Désirée Cha @sndesireecha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“I see you're living in a tent with your partner and your dog. Would you like to surrender your dog and sleep alone on a mat in a gymnasium? We'll throw out all your belongings for free”
Two tweets. A reply post to former San Francisco mayor London Breed.

User No Mods, No Masters, AT Tar In Towers or Tarin Towers wrote on 30 August 2023:
“I see you're living in a tent with your partner and your dog. Would you like to surrender your dog and sleep alone on a mat in a gymnasium? We'll throw out all your belongings for free”

Quoted tweet by London Breed, AT LondonBreed, reads:

“When people reject offers of shelter, we should be able to enforce city laws. Last week, the plaintiffs in the lawsuit against the City agreed in court with this point. This was a huge step.”
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi Dems, don’t think that millions of Muslims - & not just Muslims but anti-racist liberal & leftist Americans - don’t hear the deafening silence from most of you as the Muslim Democratic mayor of New York is being smeared and attacked by the GOP and right-wing media over 9/11.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hi. I'm a social worker in Minneapolis. I like how in Margaritaville, Buffet hits the song's highest note with three accented chords (WO-MAN-to-BLAME) to reveal the singer's unsparing self-loathing is heartbreak and grief. Refusing to explain, he explains everything in 3 beats, 4 notes, 4 words.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My man looks like he tried to buy a dong enlarger with crypto.
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Jeffrey Wuhl @jeffreywuhl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@brianbeutler.bsky.social it is WILD that the Democrats can’t muster 1/100th of this outrage and seem to be unable to understand how much righteous anger like this inspires people. Whoever this guy is should be out there every day saying this stuff somewhere
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Currently humming Foo Fighters "Hero" on the way home from work.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wish this were happening in every community in America that is under assault by ICE. But I’m proud of Danbury. Thousands came out tonight to protest ICE’s brutality - including this horrific new tactic of disappearing parents at school bus stops.
A crowd marches through a city street holding signs in support of human rights, with several people linking arms at the front of the demonstration.A large crowd gathers outside a covered stage, holding protest signs opposing the Trump administration and calling attention to immigration, healthcare, and other issues.A crowd of marchers holding a large banner that says “Ae the people melt ICE” Senator Chris Murphy speaking out the rally.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I saw Henry Winkler speak at a graduation and he referred to himself as Fonz throughout the address, so who's the confused one now?
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
💥 ICE drag mom & teen daughter out of hospital room—in middle of being treated after car accident. Still wearing hospital gowns. Both victims of car collusion, with asylum case pending in good standing & valid work permit. Grace Calero 39, & Giulianna Carriel 19, from Ecuador.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I always want to ask if they have Soylent Green when they ask what protein I want with my meal
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The bean has always been a gateway legume.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Traveling through Downeast Maine and making sure to pay respects and throw a Kaddish or two for a couple real ones. These are hard times. We need to remember our heroes.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don't think they can beat my 2024 White Sox.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Springsteen got himself mostly up to speed with 'Nicollet' in less than a week. Too much vowel, not enough schwa in the final syllable, granted. But dammit, the man tried.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#3. Frog and Toad will take it to the bathroom at some point and you can stretch out
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pix or it didn't happen. Try the scungili.
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Kendal Killian @kedrickillian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Latz isn’t team DFL. As a punk organizer trying to get electeds to help get into us into apts. Latz never answered the call. A meeting about a MAPE bill? No. too busy. He too busy to talk to his own state employe constituents on lobby day. Refused to be in the same room as his Congress person.
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Lake Superior @lakesuperior.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Proud of you Cory and Korey! Come show me that shiny new 🥈 when you get back here. Maybe dip it in my water so I can get a closer look... just the tip?
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Smart? That was brilliant!
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's one swift metaphor.
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🦋🧿Tempestori 🌬🌊 @tempestori.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Two men hold power and solidarity fists in the air on either side of a sign that reads, "Racism is so American that when you protest it people think you are protesting America."
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Our family's favorite real estate bench is Cole Hooey's at 66th St and Penn Ave S in Richfield. Come for the bench. Stay for Taco Real.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The last book I completed that I hated was the Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller. I'm fine with the lads being as gay as maypoles and that, but Miller's Patroclus is a jealous, ruminating, torch-carrying crybaby so there.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My spouse and I on date night
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Beautiful.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Like your translations, the satire is glorious.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
That's luxury, that is.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I keep telling you -- the kids are all right.
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
How do I heart this more than once???
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McAloysius @macaloysius.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
C'mon, man. Asses don't kiss themselves. The WHCA is your labor saver.
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