M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do you think the guys who spend all day defending rapists on the internet thought their life was gonna turn out like this? 110
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsAbundantMischief @abundantmischief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Reverse AMA: Comment below if you want me to ask you a question ⬇️⬇️ 16112
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Alas, poor Yorick, it's the first #FlannelFriday of spooky season 🎃 3133
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Alas, poor Yorick, it's the first #FlannelFriday of spooky season 🎃 3133
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsPlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am so ready for chill time at the end of a long work week 😉 Sending you good energy and smiles for the weekend ✨✨💖💖😘 #FlannelFriday 0102
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Soft lighting, soft skin, and zero intention of drinking alone. Who is pouring my next one? #ThirstyThursday 1112
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Happy International Raccoon Appreciation Day to @ghost-waltz.bsky.social and @ghost-waltz.bsky.social only. 🦝👍 140
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy #HumpDay sexy friends😘. Only two more sleeps till the weekend 😉 0104
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Had a little cabin all to myself last night and took full advantage of the space 😏😉😘 0152
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsRori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Another pair of snake shed earrings I made recently. I always sit down to paint other colors and then end up with rainbows 🥰 061
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsPlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Feeling the inner glow big today and hoping you are too ✨✨💖💖 Sending smiles for a great weekend! 😊😘😘 #FlannelFriday 1142
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s Finally Friday. Work mode: OFF. Sexy thoughts: ON. Weekend shenanigans: loading… 😈✨ 2152
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsRori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lookie these snake shed earrings I made… yes I painted the tiny cows 😆 0132
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Throwback Thursday to 46 years ago today when I was born! It was a pretty good day, I hear 😁😁 Excited to see what the next 46 years has in store!! (See below for my contractually obligated birthday suit picture 👇) 264
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Throwback Thursday to 46 years ago today when I was born! It was a pretty good day, I hear 😁😁 Excited to see what the next 46 years has in store!! (See below for my contractually obligated birthday suit picture 👇) 264
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Birthday to the love of my life, @m1st3rburns.bsky.social! ❤️ After all these years together, you still give me butterflies and my heart skips a beat for you. You are an incredible husband, father, and best friend, and you just keep getting sexier 🥵. Happy Birthday, Baby! ❤️🔥🥰💋 291
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsPlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sending a Happy Birthday toast to @m1st3rburns.bsky.social in a way I know he’d like 😉🥃😈 I hope all your birthday wishes come true, darling 🎉🥳🎂🥰 I’m grateful for you every day ✨❤️🔥💙 081
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What if we kissed in the RCA Circle Bed from the late 1970s? 350
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsPlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Feeling cute in my Ren Faire outfit…😉 It was so fun! 💚😊 0112
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Black, white, and just a splash of red. ❤️ A drink in my hand, a little sparkle in my mood, and nowhere else I’d rather be tonight. 🥂😉 #SexySaturday 0104
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Can I put my terracotta snake in U Thong District?" 😏 020
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can you believe it's #FlannelFriday again already?? Time flies when you're having fun 😉 1104
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s been a hard week and I’m definitely in the mood to end it with something warm, soft, and pressed up nice and close. 😘❤️🖤🔥 Flannel on, inhibitions off. Let’s get cozy and see just how much trouble we can get into. 😉 #FlannelFriday 2113
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers. 15710312783
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can you believe it's #FlannelFriday again already?? Time flies when you're having fun 😉 1104
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've never had anything against Ed Sheeran, but the idea of dedicating your life to being as bland and milquetoast as possible just to have the whole world hate you anyway is objectively hilarious. 040
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How about a little #TakeItOffTuesday mixed with a little #TittyTuesday? Does this work? 😏😘 1162
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131693349
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Has anyone photoshopped Mitch into The Driving Crooner yet? 030
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsYou Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point". 251151347
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsPlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Don’t you love when a day turns out even better than expected? 😉 Sending smiles and Happy weekend, lovelies! ✨✨💖💖😘 #FlannelFriday 072
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Welcome to fall. Cooler nights, cozy layers, and just enough flannel to leave a little to the imagination 🍁🔥 #FlannelFriday #HelloFall #FallVibes #Curvy #Flirty 193
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Have a Blessed #FlannelFriday 🩷🩷 384
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026*carefully removing the stick so we can Lady and the Tramp a corn dog 060
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsPlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Wishing you a happy unofficial end of summer today 😉😘 A little sad to see it go but fall has its own sense of energy, new starts, and things to look forward to 💖💖✨✨ 092
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Low angles and high hopes 💛🖤 I hope everyone that gets one enjoys their long weekend and the unofficial end of summer! With colder weather coming, I hope to see some more #FlannelFriday posts around 😉 2103
Reposted by M1st3rBurnsM1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Friday finally looked at me the way I look at all my sexy friends 😘😏 The weekend has officially started. Let’s make some bad decisions? 🥂 #Friyay #Playtime #WeekendVibes 071
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Trying to get on that list of best Bluesky posters... 270
M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years oldstatic.klipy.comGuy Pearce Says 'I Don't Remember'Alt: Guy Pearce Says 'I Don't Remember' from Memento 120