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M1st3rBurns

@m1st3rburns.bsky.social
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Married to @mrsburns16. Relationships and sex positivity. Polyamorous. 'Partial Narcissist'. 'Cute dork'. 'Just awesome and fun'. Cis, straight, he/him. 45. Hamilton, On 🇨🇦

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you think the guys who spend all day defending rapists on the internet thought their life was gonna turn out like this?
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AbundantMischief @abundantmischief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reverse AMA: Comment below if you want me to ask you a question ⬇️⬇️
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alas, poor Yorick, it's the first #FlannelFriday of spooky season 🎃
Me in yellow flannel, holding a li'l punkin' guy in a Shakespearean fashion.
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alas, poor Yorick, it's the first #FlannelFriday of spooky season 🎃
Me in yellow flannel, holding a li'l punkin' guy in a Shakespearean fashion.
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PlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am so ready for chill time at the end of a long work week 😉 Sending you good energy and smiles for the weekend ✨✨💖💖😘 #FlannelFriday
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M1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Soft lighting, soft skin, and zero intention of drinking alone. Who is pouring my next one? #ThirstyThursday
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy International Raccoon Appreciation Day to @ghost-waltz.bsky.social and @ghost-waltz.bsky.social only. 🦝👍
A screenshot advertising that it is International Raccoon Appreciation Day with a picture of several glorious tradh pandas.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aaaigh
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M1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy #HumpDay sexy friends😘. Only two more sleeps till the weekend 😉
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M1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a little cabin all to myself last night and took full advantage of the space 😏😉😘
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another pair of snake shed earrings I made recently. I always sit down to paint other colors and then end up with rainbows 🥰
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PlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feeling the inner glow big today and hoping you are too ✨✨💖💖 Sending smiles for a great weekend! 😊😘😘 #FlannelFriday
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M1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s Finally Friday. Work mode: OFF. Sexy thoughts: ON. Weekend shenanigans: loading… 😈✨
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lookie these snake shed earrings I made… yes I painted the tiny cows 😆
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🖤🤍❤️🤍🖤 #FlannelFriday
Black and white, flannel-clad thirst trap with a pop of red on my boxers.
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🖤🤍❤️🤍🖤 #FlannelFriday
Black and white, flannel-clad thirst trap with a pop of red on my boxers.
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Throwback Thursday to 46 years ago today when I was born! It was a pretty good day, I hear 😁😁 Excited to see what the next 46 years has in store!! (See below for my contractually obligated birthday suit picture 👇)
A 46 year old body.
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Throwback Thursday to 46 years ago today when I was born! It was a pretty good day, I hear 😁😁 Excited to see what the next 46 years has in store!! (See below for my contractually obligated birthday suit picture 👇)
A 46 year old body.
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M1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Birthday to the love of my life, @m1st3rburns.bsky.social! ❤️ After all these years together, you still give me butterflies and my heart skips a beat for you. You are an incredible husband, father, and best friend, and you just keep getting sexier 🥵. Happy Birthday, Baby! ❤️‍🔥🥰💋
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PlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sending a Happy Birthday toast to @m1st3rburns.bsky.social in a way I know he’d like 😉🥃😈 I hope all your birthday wishes come true, darling 🎉🥳🎂🥰 I’m grateful for you every day ✨❤️‍🔥💙
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What if it happens on my birthday?? 🥹🤞🤞
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What if we kissed in the RCA Circle Bed from the late 1970s?
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PlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Feeling cute in my Ren Faire outfit…😉 It was so fun! 💚😊
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M1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Black, white, and just a splash of red. ❤️ A drink in my hand, a little sparkle in my mood, and nowhere else I’d rather be tonight. 🥂😉 #SexySaturday
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Can I put my terracotta snake in U Thong District?" 😏
An ancient coiled terracotta snake figurine from the U Thong District in Thailand, dating between the 6th and 11th century CE.
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can you believe it's #FlannelFriday again already?? Time flies when you're having fun 😉
Dreamy light on a pink flannel-shirted thirst trap.
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M1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s been a hard week and I’m definitely in the mood to end it with something warm, soft, and pressed up nice and close. 😘❤️🖤🔥 Flannel on, inhibitions off. Let’s get cozy and see just how much trouble we can get into. 😉 #FlannelFriday
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can you believe it's #FlannelFriday again already?? Time flies when you're having fun 😉
Dreamy light on a pink flannel-shirted thirst trap.
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've never had anything against Ed Sheeran, but the idea of dedicating your life to being as bland and milquetoast as possible just to have the whole world hate you anyway is objectively hilarious.
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You sonofabitch, you've done it!
Mitch McConnell as The Driving Crooner from I Think You Should Leave.
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M1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How about a little #TakeItOffTuesday mixed with a little #TittyTuesday? Does this work? 😏😘
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Has anyone photoshopped Mitch into The Driving Crooner yet?
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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PlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don’t you love when a day turns out even better than expected? 😉 Sending smiles and Happy weekend, lovelies! ✨✨💖💖😘 #FlannelFriday
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M1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Welcome to fall. Cooler nights, cozy layers, and just enough flannel to leave a little to the imagination 🍁🔥 #FlannelFriday #HelloFall #FallVibes #Curvy #Flirty
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Have a Blessed #FlannelFriday 🩷🩷
Pink flannel shirt over pink skin and pink boxers.
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Have a Blessed #FlannelFriday 🩷🩷
Pink flannel shirt over pink skin and pink boxers.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@PostCultRev

go to the dentist and he opens my mouth and sees I have "fuck you, tooth nerd" carved into my enamel
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*carefully removing the stick so we can Lady and the Tramp a corn dog
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PlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wishing you a happy unofficial end of summer today 😉😘 A little sad to see it go but fall has its own sense of energy, new starts, and things to look forward to 💖💖✨✨
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Low angles and high hopes 💛🖤 I hope everyone that gets one enjoys their long weekend and the unofficial end of summer! With colder weather coming, I hope to see some more #FlannelFriday posts around 😉
A torso clad in open jeans and yellow flannel. There's a beard in there somewhere too. Still reading? You're awesome and I hope you enjoyed the picture!
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M1ssusburns @mrsburns16.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Friday finally looked at me the way I look at all my sexy friends 😘😏 The weekend has officially started. Let’s make some bad decisions? 🥂 #Friyay #Playtime #WeekendVibes
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trying to get on that list of best Bluesky posters...
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Your tits look spectacular today, btw 👌
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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old
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Guy Pearce Says 'I Don't Remember'
Alt: Guy Pearce Says 'I Don't Remember' from Memento
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