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Rori 🦇

@sweetrori.bsky.social
551 followers 270 following 1.4K posts

Artist, smut writer, and the sweetest brat you’ll ever meet💋 Polyam, bi/pan, mostly subby, witchy weirdo. Lover of shenanigans. Elder millennial. Completely in love with my partners🐯🐺 Let’s be friends! MDNI Tip: $SweetRori or throne.com/sweetrori

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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For everyone asking what’s wrong… the world is wrong. The story about the frat bros brought up a lot of bad memories and emotions about traumatic things I experienced in my 20s. But it’s not just that. I guess I am just… tired. Ya know?
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But what if we just stayed in bed together today and you kissed my forehead and told me that things will be okay and let me suck on your fingers a little? 🥺
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crying in the Walmart parking lot is totally normal right? I might not be okay.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another pair of snake shed earrings I made recently. I always sit down to paint other colors and then end up with rainbows 🥰
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lookie these snake shed earrings I made… yes I painted the tiny cows 😆
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Andy ✨ Draw Your Sword @prookal.com · 27/09/2026
Hey Artists!! If you have an online store where your art can be bought as physical items (clothing especially!) please comment below with links and maybe examples the holiday season is coming up and I want to buy from and support real artists 🗣️✨ I’ll share your posts as well (no ai crap of course)
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes I need to be used to feel… alive. Connected. Real.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lookie these snake shed earrings I made… yes I painted the tiny cows 😆
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For the heathens who love a delicious, juicy peach regardless of the season
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NSFW Bluesky just doesn’t feel the same as NSFW Twitter used to be. Maybe it’s just me. I dunno. I try to be here but it’s just… different.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had a dream about picking a dozen donuts from this giant wall of flavors and now I am awake and there are no donuts and I’m sad. I can still smell them.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
His name is Archimedes (because he’s a ball pi-thon hahah get it? Get it?GET IT?) and he’s from a rescue and he’s very shy but loves to eat and I love him AMA about him or snakes in general if you’re interested!
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dis ma best boi 🥰
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fingers curled inside Teeth on my neck And then… Whispers against my skin Almost like a prayer “You’re mine.”
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s nothing I want more than a lazy day in bed with your lips
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Beach day! Who wants to join? 🏖️
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I want to burn for you, as your lips trail kisses down my body. I want to hurt, to suffer, to gasp and beg, to spiral toward that burst of relief, perfectly curated by your touches. I want to prove that I am yours, safe and sobbing in your arms, and know you are mine in return.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Few things will ever beat a forehead kiss.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
But wouldn’t I look so much prettier with a few bite marks?
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One cuddle, please.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Would you still love me if I were a worm?
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have loved you for a thousand years. I’ll love you for a thousand more.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I exist to feel lips linger against my imperfect skin, unhurried and possessive and tingling with the words already written on my heart.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The only data center I support is the library. (Handmade with real snake shed from my new baby, Archimedes the ball python.)
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Graphic with the words: Happy Father’s Day to all the men I’ve called daddy while they pumped their kids in me
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sometimes you just have to have a sad girl cry in the Michael’s parking lot. Happy Pride, everyone.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Listen, I dunno why I find knives so hot. It is mildly alarming but here we are.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Listen, I don’t get on here often anymore but let me just say… cuddly himbos and puppy boys are where my head is at recently, and I will not apologize.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My new yard flag. So stupid 🤣 I love it
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’ve never read a romance that is too dark. Like, I’ve had instances of “meh, that is def not my kink” or thinking the author spent too much time on the trauma for shock factor. But in general, the darker the better 🤷‍♀️ (darkest I’ve read is probably stuff from Liv Zander? And she’s one of my faves)
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Oh a bunch of warehouses burned down this weekend? Well what were they wearing?
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I made dis.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Shoutout to Artemis II crew who dealt with a call from Trump in the best way possible. Chef’s kiss, no notes.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
In the past week, I somehow have snapped underwires in TWO of my bras … wtf Godzilla boobies 😂 Help me replace them? throne.com/sweetrori (or just send me a treat to make me smile? It’s been a rough week…) Yes, this bra was a casualty 😭
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I made dis.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Imma repost this pic today because it makes me feel like a 70s goddess ready to start a love cult.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Boomer Costco shoppers have no chill. Like… Calm down, lady, I’m not gonna take all of the strawberries from this MASSIVE pile. You can get some in one second when I move outta the way.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Let’s have a romantic date night where you recline back and enjoy me on my knees, showing you exactly what this mouth do. If you aren’t panting by the end, I haven’t done my job.
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Oh Joy Sex Toy @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image) Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts) Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. 

An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. 

Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. 

Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end.
Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago

Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. 
Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.

Text: We invented the condom before steel.
Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it.
Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE

Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?.
Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago.

Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
Image: A barley field.
Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago.

Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Brown thrashers at my bird feeder always look like you picked the wroooooong MFer to mess with
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This booty is specifically for members of antifa. Bonus points for anyone can tell me where to go to get my paycheck for participating in protests 😂 The absurdity of this world hurts my tiny female brain.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This booty is specifically for members of antifa. Bonus points for anyone can tell me where to go to get my paycheck for participating in protests 😂 The absurdity of this world hurts my tiny female brain.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Own a house, they said. It will be fun, they said. (Covered in wd40 on a Saturday night. 😑)
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No Kings tomorrow. If you’re protesting, be safe out there. Love you all. (Except TERFS, MAGA dipshits, and ICE boot lickers. I do not love y’all. Go away.)
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I want to tell y’all a story. The dude I’m talking about went on to SA me. This isn’t a story about that, but I wanted to give you that TW since what he goes on to do is part of the context even if I don’t describe it. This year marks 20 years since the best and worst relationship of my life …
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Quick 3 card pull for Aries season. 🫶 if you see this, it means it is for you. The 9 of pentacles points to external success. You are almost there, right where you want to be in life! But the 9 of swords points to internal struggle. Maybe you feel like you aren’t good enough or will never win …
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Imma repost this pic today because it makes me feel like a 70s goddess ready to start a love cult.
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Quote with a gif of your favorite cult classic movie NOT including Rocky Horror (I’m having a hard time picking just one 😂)
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Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Whenever I attempt to watch the news.
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