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M00nton

@m00nton.bsky.social
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Accidentally English. Literally Autistic. Groucho-Marxist.

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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It IS rather strange to see her breathing, though You can also see all the times she's NOT breathing? Like, if you move too quick to clise to her, she holds her breath and freezes?
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Crypto (that's her name now) continues to be alive and well, even without wings
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My flower beetle emerged! But it seems they didn't form correctly and now they're kinda half naked? Will they survive?
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Datasmith is done! I think I'm rather happy with that (although the cog pattern was agonising!)
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Finished this weird-looking dog #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #AoS
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Finally finished painting these Liberators! Just gotta work up the courage to go for the Lord Vigilant next
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Caught her eating her first adult meal this morning! Come home after work to find she's still at it! Girl Breakfast AND Girl Dinner!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The 'Another 20 billion dollars to Israel' meme except it's 'Another 20 trillion yen to Mechagodzilla' Is that anything
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
SHE LIVES! AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! My beautiful dirt daughter! ❤️ #beetles
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My beetle emerged from her pupation about 3 weeks ago, but she burrowed into the soil away from the sides of the tank, so now I can't see her. Now she's in her dormancy period and it's TORTURE. I just gotta hope they haven't died and wait for warmer days
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Dear Charlie Kirk: If your blood is meant to be on the inside, why is it outside everywhere? Curious.
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Decided to take a chance and changed the soil yesterday (got some of that authentic Japanese stuff, even!) so I decided to reweigh the boy He's almost doubled his weight in, what, almost 20 days? That seems pretty good!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
My strange insectoid son is definitely getting bigger, but I can't tell if they're close to pupating or not. I bought them and 3rd instar a couple weeks ago, and rainbow stags take about seven months from egg to pupa, so it must be close, right? #beetles #entomology
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I want to buy some #beetles supplies from Japanese Amazon. My basket comes to about £15. The shipping adds about £35 more This is PAINFUL
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
He's arrived! My new son (Coins for scale) #Beetles #Entomology
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Finally finished my Onager Halfway through building it I realised that, when you think about it, having smoke launchers on a tank whose main weapon is a disintegration beam is a bit silly #Warhammer #40K
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Post reading “I went an entire semester without realizing my friend had tourette's
He'd randomly say "jackin off" and we'd all say "hell yeah" and high five him, thinking he was just a cool guy who liked to party” with a picture of a bunch of shiba inu edited so one in the middle is saying “JACKIN’ OFF!!” And all the other ones around it have their paws raised yelling “hell yeah!”
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I don’t think you can summarize the fatal problem with modern liberalism any better than “My issue with the way people are being deported and disappeared is procedural.”
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Aah, nothing like reading about Orphan Source Incidents to calm your nerves on your lunch break Have you heard about the Kramatorsk one? Caesium-137 capsule gets lost in a quarry. Quarry is mined for concrete. Capsule ends up in an apartment wall for nearly a decade Cripes
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It's cool that they've made a standardised drop pod model so people will stop arguing about it, I guess But having one you can close the doors on (maybe pose askew in a jaunty diorama) is also nice? Conflicted #Warhammer
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Devastated to learn I've been blocked by a voice actor I follow but I've no idea why We don't even interact!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I started learning Chinese a couple of days after Trump was inaugerated (not a joke) but the news has me increasingly feeling the need to up the pace My ass is NOT passing the Imperial Examinations at this rate
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Presumably this was placed there for birds that like to live dangerously
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/03/2025
Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich theonion.com/report-...
Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The cynic in me suspects that the reason the Tories gave NHS England its name when they created it in 2012 was so when someone got rid of it, people would half-read the headline and have a heart attack
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The fact that you've disabled replies to this tells everyone that you KNOW you're full of it. Yet you decided to post it anyway
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Big shout to the Chinese for having almost zero inflection Marvelous development. Wish we used that here
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I dunno why a dozen people have started to follow me out of nowhere but, hi, I guess? Can I offer you some mushrooms in this trying time?
That's some fungus on a log baybeeeee
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’s been maddening to see libs go all “well we have to follow public polling” about trans rights when every single one of those people thought it was fine to run an ardently Zionist campaign despite all public polling indicating that’s not popular anymore
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Lexi ⛯ @ash243x.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
by age 34 you should: -own an air fryer -identify with an animal -regularly forget to take pills -be in a groupchat with sex perverts -have a collection of useless artifacts you think are neat -maintain a to do list of things you'll never actually do -harbour soul crushing regret about what happened
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
On the offchance anyone else still plays Pikmin Bloom, my friend code is 625563722908 Please help me destroy these goddamn fungi, I beg of you
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I AM ONCE AGAIN POSTING THE THING
A picture of Chinese leader Xi Jinping, his face doctored into a gigachad. The caption says "Do nothing. Win"
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
For the non-Brits, the Daily Mail is a PoS RW rag that deserves to be destroyed So the fact that they're posting this, ironically, makes it more credible
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It's finally nice enough out to spray primer and I discover that my white can is empty 🙃
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Got a new phone for the first time in forever. Downloaded Pikmin Bloom He has a little hat!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
EU dub strikes again
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Read 'Stalin and The Scientists' if you'd like to know more! The USSR were world leaders in genetics. IIRC they were the first ones to start using fruit flies, even! And then it was all thrown away by that PoS Lysenko
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Someone came out of the yarn room
Black cat with a yarn label around shoulders
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
when you're getting your ass kicked, and the only communications you send are descriptive, then you're just constantly describing how your ass is getting kicked. who wants to give money to that?
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Reupload: Cryptids
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
coffy poam www.instagram.com/thisisfine_r...
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I'm sorry???
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's been almost a week and SCP 8980 -still- has me absolutely devastated. What brilliant, horrific, heartrending worrying. I legitimately felt sick for hours after reading it
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
best friends forever #animation #flipnote #3ds
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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