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M00nton

@m00nton.bsky.social
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Accidentally English. Literally Autistic. Groucho-Marxist.

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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It IS rather strange to see her breathing, though You can also see all the times she's NOT breathing? Like, if you move too quick to clise to her, she holds her breath and freezes?
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Crypto (that's her name now) continues to be alive and well, even without wings
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My flower beetle emerged! But it seems they didn't form correctly and now they're kinda half naked? Will they survive?
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You'd hope that the two would somehow balance out, but nope! You just get both at once! It's like eating chilli peppers and mint together
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
For a second it looked like it has both arms and a tiny vacuum
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That bakery is CONDEMNED
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Datasmith is done! I think I'm rather happy with that (although the cog pattern was agonising!)
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm still salty that they put the mini crossword behind the paywall!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If the economy is improving but people aren't any less poor, then where is that improvement actually going?
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nothing about one of your people (Anya Palmer) doxxing people? Really?
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Finished this weird-looking dog #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #AoS
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Finally finished painting these Liberators! Just gotta work up the courage to go for the Lord Vigilant next
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Caught her eating her first adult meal this morning! Come home after work to find she's still at it! Girl Breakfast AND Girl Dinner!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The 'Another 20 billion dollars to Israel' meme except it's 'Another 20 trillion yen to Mechagodzilla' Is that anything
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
SHE LIVES! AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! My beautiful dirt daughter! ❤️ #beetles
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My beetle emerged from her pupation about 3 weeks ago, but she burrowed into the soil away from the sides of the tank, so now I can't see her. Now she's in her dormancy period and it's TORTURE. I just gotta hope they haven't died and wait for warmer days
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I get what you're saying, but I don't think there can be literally zero control for all medication Do you want antibiotic-resistant bacteria? Because that's how you get antibiotic-resistant bacteria
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
What would be the Sliding Doors moment, in your opinion? Maybe something to do with plague, like in Years of Rice and Salt?
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Man Big Tescos are all identical because for a hot second I thought this was the one near me
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"Guys, can we stop making jokes about Hitler killing himself? Show some respect to his family!"
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Aah, apologies. I've seen people saying the same thing with utmost sincerity and jumped to conclusions
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
BANGER (Pun not intended)
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
'We can't do X because the right will demonise it' is a mug's game. They will demonise you anyway! Have some spine, for Christ's sake!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Dear Charlie Kirk: If your blood is meant to be on the inside, why is it outside everywhere? Curious.
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
They're jackdaws, I'm pretty certain
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Decided to take a chance and changed the soil yesterday (got some of that authentic Japanese stuff, even!) so I decided to reweigh the boy He's almost doubled his weight in, what, almost 20 days? That seems pretty good!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
My strange insectoid son is definitely getting bigger, but I can't tell if they're close to pupating or not. I bought them and 3rd instar a couple weeks ago, and rainbow stags take about seven months from egg to pupa, so it must be close, right? #beetles #entomology
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I want to buy some #beetles supplies from Japanese Amazon. My basket comes to about £15. The shipping adds about £35 more This is PAINFUL
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
So I've heard! That + they seem to be more tolerant to mistakes is why I've picked them as my first beetle Gonna be real, I'm worried I'll accidentally kill it or something
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
He's arrived! My new son (Coins for scale) #Beetles #Entomology
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This better not be AI
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Finally finished my Onager Halfway through building it I realised that, when you think about it, having smoke launchers on a tank whose main weapon is a disintegration beam is a bit silly #Warhammer #40K
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Post reading “I went an entire semester without realizing my friend had tourette's
He'd randomly say "jackin off" and we'd all say "hell yeah" and high five him, thinking he was just a cool guy who liked to party” with a picture of a bunch of shiba inu edited so one in the middle is saying “JACKIN’ OFF!!” And all the other ones around it have their paws raised yelling “hell yeah!”
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Buddy, the hype is all we got left
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
They're older than POLARIS! It's nuts!
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I don’t think you can summarize the fatal problem with modern liberalism any better than “My issue with the way people are being deported and disappeared is procedural.”
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I miss the method from the early 2000s, where you had to go to guide / cheat websites and print pages out It was like making your own mystic tome. But instead of spells it's maps of Pikmin and GTA3 cheat codes
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I love him dearly!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
What a handsome lad! What's their name?
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
As you talk about having left the past behind, your hands start to pack moss between the two log halves. You don't even realise you're doing it
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Aah, nothing like reading about Orphan Source Incidents to calm your nerves on your lunch break Have you heard about the Kramatorsk one? Caesium-137 capsule gets lost in a quarry. Quarry is mined for concrete. Capsule ends up in an apartment wall for nearly a decade Cripes
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It's cool that they've made a standardised drop pod model so people will stop arguing about it, I guess But having one you can close the doors on (maybe pose askew in a jaunty diorama) is also nice? Conflicted #Warhammer
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Devastated to learn I've been blocked by a voice actor I follow but I've no idea why We don't even interact!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I started learning Chinese a couple of days after Trump was inaugerated (not a joke) but the news has me increasingly feeling the need to up the pace My ass is NOT passing the Imperial Examinations at this rate
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
THIRTY THREE DOLLARY DOOS? Bloody hell it would probably be cheaper for someone here to buy it and then post it to you!
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Sounds like it would have been a gouda time
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Yeah I've no idea what grapes he'd been eating (maybe he'd only had sour ones before then? Maybe he just got a very sweet grapefruit?) But names are sometimes dumb
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
IIRC it's because John Lunan (the Victorian naturalist who named it) did so because he thought it tasted like grapes?
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M00nton @m00nton.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Have you ever played Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, by any chance
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