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@lywinis.bsky.social
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Author, sarcastic old fuck. AO3: lywinis tumblr: lywinis

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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Day 3 favorite????? He said I could pick between Daredevil, Spider-man Noir and Wolverine and I leaned in conspiratorially and asked "What do you think of Patch"?
Its Wolverine in his clever disguise.
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saturday chillin every saturday @saturdaychillin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr lan Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder:
SATURDAY CHILLIN'
Don't fucken @ me
I'M CHILLIN'
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Bess Hamilton @besshamilton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A comedian has a pretty good answer for the weird fear that giving people UBI would mean they'd do nothing by harkening back to early covid lockdowns when everyone did stuff to make it more bearable.
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Nobody is doing nothing #standupcomedian #standupspecial #comedyclips #universalbasicincome
YouTube video by Craig Fay
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Pipes @thefriedpipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do it for the yaoi 🫡
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
all ordinators are bastards (@xXxADHDxXx) on twitter:
[Photograph of a hand holding a light grey silicone wristband. Debossed text on the band reads "WARNING: I GLOMP FOR POCKY".]

all ordinators are bastards (@xXxADHDxXx) quotes:
"RT to kill an older millenial instantly"
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Sam @lywinis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aziraphale coded behavior /positive
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Ruby Ryder ❌️👑 @rubyryder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Then COMPENSATE us for all our info you scraped and give us #UBI.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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saturday chillin every saturday @saturdaychillin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr lan Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder:
SATURDAY CHILLIN'
Don't fucken @ me
I'M CHILLIN'
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't waste your time on debating about iced coffee at interviews when we could be asking why ghost jobs aren't illegal or why there is $50 billion in annual wage theft in the United States alone
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Best Indie Games @clemmygames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The HMS Erebus and HMS Terror vanished in the Arctic Now you run the rescue mission but are trapped in the ice - Assign shifts, pass laws and decide who eats It's called Terror: Endless Night. Any interest?
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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jliu026.bsky.social @jliu026.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Emmrich Week Day 6: Teaching | Learning #EmmrichVolkarin #dragonage #datvemmrich2026
A study of a painting by J.C. Leyendecker featuring Emmrich sitting in front of a window, reading a book
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Still reorganizing my office but look at all my various my sons.
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Josh Moretto @joshmoretto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Art by @reforest-kelley.bsky.social. A reminder for Labor Day.
Fan art of Chief Miles O'Brien, Leeta, and Rom from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The three are seated in Quark's bar. Miles is explaining something to the other two. The upper caption reads, "The boss needs you, you don't need the boss"; the lower caption reads, "Labor is entitled to all it creates".
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Noah Dao @noahdeaart.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
🌟🏳️‍⚧️
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𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖙 𝕷 𝕷𝖊𝖓𝖙 🔞 @pesst.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Reminding everyone (myself) that im an artist
Sketches of paws
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Pastel Moth @yanderewriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ╮ ( Thinking about nasty ) ( fictional sex scenes ) ( and kicking my little ) ( feet ) ╰ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◞ ͜ ╯ O ° 〃∩ ∧_∧ ⊂⌒( ´・ω・) ヽ_っ_/ ̄ ̄ ̄/     \/___/
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.
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JaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THE PRESTIGE (2006), Dir. Christopher Nolan
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Doing these armour studies has probably been my favourite kind of art that I’ve made for myself this year
Realistic armour study with an illustrative skeleton. My work, digital art Realistic armour study with an illustrative coyote skull. My work, digital art Realistic horse armour study with an illustrative horse skull. My work, digital art Realistic armour study with an illustrative snake. My work, digital art
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Lottielotte 🎀🐱 @kirari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Went to Kirby Cafe and I don't think anything can ever top this caprese salad presentation 🥺
Kirby seemingly inhaling an adorable presentation of caprese salad (it was actually me who inhaled it)
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Vio @dizzychelsy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
glaceonsona :3
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Bruce Arthurs @brucearthursaz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Father Gregor woke to find he had been transformed into a monstrous insect. "God does indeed work in mysterious ways," he thought, though this was, honestly, a bit much.
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Takuo Matsuzawa @matsuzawa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A detail from a newly completed custom fountain pen.
A detail from a newly completed custom fountain pen.
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Sam @lywinis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Tim Curry on the same day, what a terrible fucking week for drag icons in particular.
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saturday chillin every saturday @saturdaychillin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
due to the ongoing situation we are once again Saturday chillin on Sunday afternoon
Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr lan Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder:
SATURDAY CHILLIN'
Don't fucken @ me
I'M CHILLIN'
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ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this is why we cant have nice things pay your artists, pay your craftsmen
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BlackskyNews 🗞️ @blackskynews.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026
In fall of 2027, tuition will be free for Rice students whose families earn between $100K - $200K annually. Students from families earning less than $100K annually will get tuition, mandatory fees, and room and board covered. | Kathryn Palmer www.insidehighered.com/news/quick-t... #BlackskyNews
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Rice to Give Free Tuition to Students From Families Earning $200K or Less
Rice University in Houston is expanding its free tuition program, the university announced in a news release Monday. Beginning in the fall of 2027, new students from families earning between $100,000 ...
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ultima thule @thethousandthpart.com · 02/08/2026
The loveliest sound of summer to me (sound ⬆️)
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saturday chillin every saturday @saturdaychillin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr lan Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder:
SATURDAY CHILLIN'
Don't fucken @ me
I'M CHILLIN'
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22/07/2026
Eventually, Murray took the job—but his friends never did speak to him again.
Eventually, Murray took the job—but his friends never did speak to him again.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this
sign that says STAFF PICK:
The Ill-Fitting Skin by Shannon Robinson
Please turn to page 108, because I need to tell you something.

page 108 says:

HE'S GOT A KNIFE, AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
PUT THIS DOWN AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
GO THIS WAY. →
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Sam @lywinis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is EXACTLY the gif I sent when I slapped the news in the group chat LMFAO
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Packwatch
Alt: Packwatch
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saturday chillin every saturday @saturdaychillin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr lan Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder:
SATURDAY CHILLIN'
Don't fucken @ me
I'M CHILLIN'
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saturday chillin every saturday @saturdaychillin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr lan Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder:
SATURDAY CHILLIN'
Don't fucken @ me
I'M CHILLIN'
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
love how every app has to periodically inform me that push notifications are disabled. damn bro who do you think did that!!! history's mysteries
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If you haven’t seen this thread, your day is about to get QUITE A LOT better.
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