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Lys

@lysanderish.bsky.social
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[She/He] Est. 1992 | Queer af | AuDHD | Married I write for the fun of it and sometimes I draw, too. I like dogs, possums, cooking, and womenn who can just kill me. Not everything I post is going to be sfw and I would rather minors didn't follow me.

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Sera C.B. @ketirz.bsky.social · 10h
Attempting to get some skeb work done in spite of what my body doin to me today. Come hang out and rally me through it while I stare into the YouTube void or whatever piczel.tv/watch/Ketirz
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Ketirz - Piczel.tv
The Ottercat Enclosure
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Searyn 🔞 @searynnsfw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Turned my friend's OC into a leshen
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 17h
stating that Israel is engaged in an ongoing genocide against Palestinian people is a basic fact. It's uncontroversial. It's true.
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Chris Adams @mrchrisadams.net · 07/10/2026
I guess this is the week Bluesky answers this vital question
The "press two button meme", with "I hate AI more" as one button and "I hate Adobe more" as the other
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Nightleekタマネギ, but scary @nightleek.bandcamp.com · 07/10/2026
The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.
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Kdin Jenzen 🏳️‍⚧️🐺 @kdinjenzenvo.com · 07/10/2026
Dear other trans folks please remember that you deserve more than nothing burger vague-posting, meme shitposts, or “after the series is over confirmations” by cis folks for “representation.” And if you want something REAL y’all should actually read, watch, and play stuff made by other trans people.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m so fucking over this year.
Could you excuse me? [Screams.]
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🐏 @sheepslaps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sadboys can be cowboys too #HAMAMA #oc
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Letterabcd @letterabcd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THIS IS SO FUCKING REAL DUDE REJECT HARRY FRAUDER EMBRACE THE TRUE GOATS
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AK Faulkner 🔜 NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 07/10/2026
Seems like a good time to remind you that I maintain a moderation list for scammers who pester authors like this bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Released 46 years ago "Kill the Poor" by the Dead Kennedys Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor - Live San Francisco 1980 #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #deadkennedys #killthepoor #punkrockhistory
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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GoblinicaArt💛🤍💜🖤🔞 @goblinicaart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy crap it's one of the GOAT's!
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Get ready for a lot of this for the next while
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Sera C.B. @ketirz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We each had one job
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Famous Last words - Ketirz on Twitch
Watch Ketirz's Pratfall clip titled "Famous Last words" on Twitch.
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Sera C.B. @ketirz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's so wild how ready people are to make excuse after excuse to keep indulging in this shit. I'd say to stop being afraid of shaking off the status quo, but all this defensive nostalgia is for a book series about doing the opposite of that basically so I guess I'm not surprised anymore.
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BABY, WHERE THE HELL IS MY DOGGY? Playing #Pratfall live now with @ketirz.bsky.social #vtuber #pngtuber #streamer #livestream #LGBTStreamer #NoGenAI #AUDHDStreamer www.twitch.tv/lysanderish
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lysanderish - Live on Twitch
Where the HELL is my DOG!?!?! | Streaming pratfall.
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I flirt (Halloween edition)
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Terrifier: Art the Clown's Chilling Close-Up
ALT: Terrifier: Art the Clown's Chilling Close-Up
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foppish michael (scary) @dryltt3.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
graphic for cognitive reframing 
Reframe It.
one frame says
oh god oh god the inexorable march of time 
an arrow pointing to a second frame  
which says 
i sure have made a lot of yaoi
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rei✷ @reibudraws.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hellbound (redux) 🔥 happy spooky season y'all!
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
vampire nudist who robs museums while naked because the security cameras can't pick them up and heat sensors don't notice them
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sad man on bus looking at stone tormented by the house's nightmarish visions happy man on bus looking at landscape seduced by the house's impossible promises
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Signing up to be a lighthouse keeper because mermaids, sirens, and selkies aren’t on the dating apps.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Llewellyn ~ Mirror Realm Productions @llewellynayss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can and likely will become disabled. Every single person you love can and likely will become disabled. It can happen at any time: car wreck, step off the curb wrong, body stops handling flu well. You should care about how disabled people are treated. Now.
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Winemaker
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Rabbit @rabbiting.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Set yourself free. Draw dinosaurs
Two rainbow geometric feathery tyrannosauroids with a rainbow geometric border. There are other dinos hiding in the triangles
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. The vampire remarks, "Looks like everyone's a witch nowadays." Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart. Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch "You should be glad. Witches are cool now." Panel 3: The vampire happily says, "Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!" Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. "You've GOT to stop calling it that."
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I didn't want to come. What are you going to do? Fire me?" - Vale "Sorry, I was up all night writing a song." - Gavin "Sorry. I got lost because I can't read English and took a wrong turn." - Eli
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Surprise Vale turn-offs: when one of the boys just has too much spit in his mouth that day, sweaty cosleeping, leaving the big light on, putting on the wrong music in the car. Surprise Vale turn ons: watching them split wood, the boys fighting (wrastlin), bringing her a treato unprompted
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Lotic @lotic-otter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It wouldn't be a proper Otter Game without a fishing minigame! So grab your fishing pole, and-- Or... do that.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
raijo timeline cleanse ✨ #ForgottenIsland #raijo
drawing of raissa and jo leaning against each other. jo subtly touches raissa's pinky with hers, both smiling at each other

above them are two zoomed in panels of their hands wearing their respective friendship bracelets
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Meghan Cross 💜✨ @meghanlynnftw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reality bad. Ren Faire good.
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's the biggest birthday party Vale has ever had and she's surrounded by people who genuinely care about her and she cries about it. Makes the afterparty kinda awkward though
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vale, Gavin, & Eli are having the extended found-family-friend-group over for Vale's birthday. As the birthday goth, Vale's job is to be the center of attention. Eli & Gavin do most of the organizing, which includes coordinating guest schedules across 3 different timestreams, and cooking. #VoxMortis
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I somehow picked a version of the art that was sent through a potato on its way to bsky. Lest you think my art ho is responsible, here is one that dodged the potatification station.
An autumnal scene of a red-haired nonbinary goth leaning against a rustice wooden fence while a ghost creeps on her in the background
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hell yeah! I love that place! They have such good food! I would go way more often if I didn't live so far away.
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AntiDuck the Woolly @antiduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here is Vale, as drawn by @ketirz.bsky.social #LitHodgepodge
An autumnal scene of a nonbinary goth with red hair and blue eyes in black leaning against a fence while a ghost creeps on her in the background.
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After gorging himself on Godzilla's life force, Darien compels her to return to the sea & returns to his habitual size. Whether Paxton is safer with super-charged Darien at large is another matter. Alternately, he follows her into the ocean and comes back three days later with an egg.
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Meanwhile Gavin flies Lukas up to one of her nostrils so he can bite her soft, disgusting mucous membrane and starfishes on her snoot to sap her energy, distracting her further & giving Darien the upper hand to sweep her off her feet and bite her while she's stun-locked by her own doki-dokis.
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is going to require everyone's participation. Vale distracts her with a bunch of annoying spirits while Darien bites Eli, stealing his magic, and then magically grows until he's exactly 3 inches taller than Godzilla and grapples her. #Octember
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, they're all at least a little into it between Lukas's werewolf encounters and Vale's tolerance for Gavin and Eli being half-transformed lmao
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My cast would do well in Supernatural or The X-Files or Doctor Who. Like, any monster of the week show is probably a good fit. But I think where they'd cause the most delightful chaos is in something like Community or Parks and Rec. #VoxMortis #LitHodgepodge
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where they will eat many snacks and steal the Oberon's packer while he is distracted, which they will then bestow upon the transman formerly known as Darien’s sister as a kind of fucked up family heirloom
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Lys @lysanderish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, the obvious answer is GVE. Gavin is the legs because he's the strongest. Eli has to be the middle because he's second strongest and Vale gets to be the face because she's just a human that can Mom Voice spirits. They're using their tallness to sneak into the Oberon's ball
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