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Julie, Your Cruise Director

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"How will this end?" "In fire."

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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 20m
Bob Barker would be so proud.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 14h
Let them fight.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 14h
I saw them open for Motley Crue on the Theater Of Pain tour.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 15h
And she's closer every time you look at the photo.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 17h
The Barbie Murders is great! Stronger by far than The Ophiuchi Hotline in my humble O.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 18h
You leave Dean Stockwell alone!
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 18h
It's the wrong question. Instead of being asked if they'll accept a Democratic victory they should be asked why anyone should take their whining about a Democratic victory seriously.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She should have cantalouped.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Canadians, I mean.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I bet it's red.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We're a dark and nasty bunch.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've seen enough Star Trek to know that blowing up computers is generally a good thing.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask (abridged).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#vinyl #NowSpinning #NowPlaying the 2017 German reissue of Kind Of Blue (Miles Davis, 1959).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Please do not lean on the display case. It contains a very rare 'Mary Worth', in which she advises a friend to commit suicide."
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying an original of The B-52’s’ first album (The B-52’s, 1979) on Canadian #vinyl. The narwhal calls and I must answer.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying on Dutch #vinyl the 2025 remaster of The Dark Side Of The Moon (Pink Floyd, 1973).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying on American #vinyl the 2022 45 rpm mono remaster of It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (Vince Guaraldi, 1966) because this is Thanksgiving weekend.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#vinyl #NowSpinning #NowPlaying a Canadian original of The Royal Scam (Steely Dan, 1976) in entirely respectable shape.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ha, thanks!
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Female Trouble In Little China.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Groundhog Day The Clown Cried.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying on White Czech #vinyl the 2022 remaster of Moving Pictures (Rush, 1981).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This will give the film crew a chance to work the bugs out before Hegseth is hanged for his crimes against humanity.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pass.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does she have eyes tattooed on her eyelids? She looks like she has eyes tattooed on her eyelids.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of the Minnesota Al Yankos? Nice!
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The disappointed coma victims don't wake up to tell the tale.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#vinyl #NowSpinning #NowPlaying a Canadian original pressing of Fear Of Music (Talking Heads, 1979).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NowSpinning #vinyl #NowPlaying a CanadIan reissue of Pretzel Logic (Steely Dan, 1974) from some time in the late ‘70s.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the hell are you talking about? Jim Henson's Boo-Berry, it's right there on the box.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We need more blimps.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives."
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I'm sorry, I speak no English" is pretty good too.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Armani furriers.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
##NowSpinning #NowPlaying the 2015 reissue of the original soundtrack to Blade Runner on German #vinyl (Vangelis, 1994).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying on German #vinyl the 2015 reissue of Kind Of Blue (Miles Davis, 1959).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This baffles me because I like knowin' stuff.
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Canuckstan 🇨🇦 @jonchevreau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#via Canadian cartoonist Dave Whamond #CanadaSky #USpol
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A real Backpfeifengesicht.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, I've made it clear at work that I won't go to the US on the grounds that ending up inside a concentration camp for making fun of Stephen Miller's eating habits (it involved insects) constitutes unsafe working conditions.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That pretty much guarantees victory for our side but I voted anyway.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My ballot has already been returned and cast.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Those are chairs.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you like alien biology and end of the worldy stuff along with an imaginative near-future society it may be your bag. I'm surprised it's not enjoyed among a certain nerdy community more. It's a smooth read too, like a Heinlein novel you don't want to heave across the room.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The War Against The Chtorr by David Gerrold springs to mind…
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know what a munter is but I just laughed out loud at the phrase "meat mist".
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It isn't Reacher.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well that's this month's Audible credit spent.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the few sketches to feature Dennis Miller. And his penis.
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