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LylaFisch

@lylafisch.bsky.social
50 followers 163 following 344 posts

Has cats. Lots of them. Is old and decrepit, kind of, or at least has a bunch of haunting history to relive at the most inopportune times.

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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As of the turn of the century, according to Michael Hayden's book, NSA was less than the sum of its parts. If that is still the case, I just wanted to mention that Space Force is a scaffold looking for stuff to fill itself with, also with close association to Air Force. Just saying...
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I plan on commenting on *stuff* using @dd-olive.hereticsasylum.com ,but my server is questionably reliable.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't keep this server running at all times, so this quote post might error out. We'll see. That is one of several reasons for quote posting it in the first place.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Some people survive out of spite.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
hello from the other siiiiiiiide This account has my true naaaaaame but it's weird be-cause I don't think people have a right to my personal liiiiiiife, if I am not intending on a long-term relationshiiiip
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Let's do some HVAC work and swap out the culinary staff. If we split up the unit, we can reassign the people who were stuck in a bad situation and deal with the ringleaders separately.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I believe the Neil Gorsuch is trying to strangle me financially.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
lol YAS!
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This profile is still me. I try to make it decently hard but not impossible to go from my activity there to something kinda mostly like my true legal name.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Has put my dissociation between my accounts on hold while I prove a point and also, dogs are fun to play with, and if it is the future and you read this far into my history and the arguments I make, then I'm happy to give you my name.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The "pinball status quo" is a reference to how I do not have much of a plan. I just bounce around scoring points and making a bunch of noise.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'm n years old, know a bunch of theoretical math and the fact that the Republican Party was the party of Lincoln, and am painfully aware of how to abuse media.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
quote-posting under my true name, because lol Anyway, my brother has the armory because law enforcement is too scared of me with guns. I am working on it. The purpose is to avoid a shoot-out, though.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I plan on streaming on twitch soon and directing to my new monetization method mommacat2015
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I will go on the record as being in favor of law and order. ICE is not that.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Weapons-grade anything sounds very destructive. Weapons-grade stupid sounds chaotic at the very least.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Not everything has to be segshual. Sometimes, it is merely a mutual protection agreement.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This is the personality I had upon entering society.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Gun collectors are either unstable or nerdy or both. Ask to see their gun and see how they respond. "Hell ya! someone is asking about my special interest!" or "Who's askin'?"
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! I hope the day offers more activities than doomscrollig.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Fifth amendment = "You wouldn't understand" and "I know you wouldn't understand and I also know you can put me in jail if/when you misunderstand."
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Piotr Mitros has never had my endorsement and certainly not my power of attorney.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Old coworker is up to his old antics again, trying to steal my stuff. God, will I never be rid of this man?
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I do stuff.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 11/12/2025
everybody should be able to get through their day safely without faustian privacy bargains and barrages of targeted ads and adversarial slop
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I got a new coffee machine. My old coffee machine is fine, I just wanted a fancier one.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I don't spend *that* wastefully, but I also don't charge very much, and then I see a Very Cool Book, and I dig my hole deeper.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/11/2025
Now THIS???? is a white man! this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
a “Space Force”, if you will
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I was totally going to do a thing. I even had time to do the thing, but then I remembered the other thing and was like "dang, now I have to do that other thing" and here I am.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Once upon a time, I got mad. That's it. That's the story.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I am very smart. This is just a fact about me. I am reviewing some of my brilliant project ideas from my younger self's brain, and I am like: huh. They mostly involve some kind of clunky tech-y solution to the problem of "people are hard."
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Once upon a time, I called things what they were, and my English teacher gave me bad grades for disregarding "connotation". Later upon a time, I was told that I oversimplify things. Now upon a time, I just get mad at things without a script.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
This is beyond the memory of most voters, but the Democratic party used to be the more racist one. They stopped fighting for racism. They stopped fighting for anything. Now, they smile and nod and tell each other that there is no such thing as evil.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I like to pretend like having a regular stream of death threats is normal and fine, but every now and then, I am like "what if that were not normal and fine" and then I get sad.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I can use words, I swear. I just don't, sometimes.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
@notaterrornerd.bsky.social I just did a cross-cultural inshallah, and I wanted you to know.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
While I used to have one kitty, I now have many, and the consequences of disorder are kitty paws and kitty claws on anything I leave out. On one hand, formerly feral rescues have not yet learned proper cuddling technique. On the other hand, they have the courage to play with all things inanimate.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
New cat. Who dis?
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Swift has enough of a cult following that messing with the canon is dangerous, even for her.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Hazing done wrong: alcohol poisoning Hazing done right: Terror and intimidating using only true facts to the point that the student stops everything and stares at the screen for a solid ten minutes, trying to figure out where to restart her life so as not to be in this situation.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
@notaterrornerd.bsky.social 's idea of a death joke
media.tenor.com
a cat wearing a yellow hat is laying on a bed next to a remote control that says failarmy on it
ALT: a cat wearing a yellow hat is laying on a bed next to a remote control that says failarmy on it
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I have this tricky scam where you ask me a question it and then I answer to the best of my ability. That's it. That's the scam.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Well, I can't go around claiming to be Professor X himself, now can I? Thus the benefits of not using names, ever.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I am all for the right of people to do stupid things, but at some point, when consequences happen, you just can't get too upset about it.
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
@terrornerds.bsky.social Lena! Someone is sad on the internet! (not you, you are always sad on the internet). But this particular someone is not always sad, and he might benefit from a happy sad person laughing about sadness!
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Elizabeth [Redacted] @elizabeth-eisen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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LylaFisch @lylafisch.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
mmmmm... chastity... tell me more...
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
me: they are called nuns because chick monks was taken wife: it’s chipmunks not chick monks me: *spits coffee* WHAT
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