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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 1h

its 2am why am i awake at two fucking am i dont live a 2am lifestyle

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 9h

(((not to be rude but if i cant get info on your insurance without calling a guy im not going to get the insurance)))

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 9h

how do i get 11yos to stop saying "goon" without having to make a phone call were i explain to their parents what "gooning" means pls

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 18h

Came to work today, had to sub first lesson bc the teacher that usually teaches it told a foreign student to "pack his bags and go home" and then threw a book at another student's head Sooo...she's not here today

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 22h

i really try not to show up to work before 6am because thats about when the custodian starts work and it really freaks them out when youre already in the building but lately ive been waking up randomly at like 3 so im showered, caffeinated, and ready to go by like 4:30

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i have opinions about the EUs new policies towards migrants i cant legally tell you what they are but boy do i have them

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

desperately going through my pedagogy books trying to find one that tells me how to stop the kids from screaming THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING every time a jet flies overhead or they hear sirens

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i think wars should be when we put all the men on two neighboring hills and then make them all run at each other also everyone has got diarrhea and there's a camp full of prostitutes like half a mile away and they will steal your shoes when youre dead

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i could also be in the middle east by the end of november but does that make the news? does it fuck

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i was promised a robot butler and that id be able to upload my consciousness to the web why am i here in my 30s with neck pain doing my own laundry?!

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

are we doing a tablet lesson because i am just such an incredibly cool teacher or are we doing a tablet lesson because i am literally dying and im maxed out on meds and if i have to tell anyone one more time to stfu i am going to pass out and will have to be carried out? no way to know

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

...psalm 33 is all about not trusting in military power btw which youd know if youd like, you know, read the bible

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

theres a global opiod epidemic and i am sitting here pretending the 989887984th ibuprofen is going to magically work smh

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

soooo....nobody else is going to make the "ten tugs" joke, huh??

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

men start acting their hairline challenge 2026

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the enlightenment was a mistake

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i'm teaching a lesson on spelling variations depending on different pronounciations and it is made quite considerably harder by the fact that these kids speak in dialect

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

BECAUSE ITS AN ONGOING SHIFT IN LANGUAGE!! isnt that so cool? languages are so cool!

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my hobby is answering parent emails as i drink my first caffeinated beverage of the day bc it really freaks them out that theyre always sent at 4am

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

me: i can be cool about my hobbies me, being cool about my hobbies:

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

okay, i was VERY sure that i identified all of these correctly because i am incredibly neurotic about poisoning myself but then the mushroom dish turned out kinda bitter so i had to throw all of it away if anyone needs me, i will be in my room, grieving

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ah yes, my favourite quiz game "is this rusty metal thing i found buried in the forest trash or ww2 munition? lets shake it and find out!"

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Radish started watching TV with me and she gets VERY upset if she doesnt get her 30 minutes of reality trash after dinner

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

guys, i dont want to jinx it, but i think its finally fall now were being cozy af today im wearing a knit sweater i harvested a pumpkin theres seasonal tea!

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

we're making a tart out of them today btw because theyd already fallen off the tree already and i dont want them going bad

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

the neighbour brought me a bucket full of peaches he'd stolen from one of the abandoned gardens I'm so happy

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Kung Hei FYat Choy!-Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Political Scientists when they meet an actual voter

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

there's nothing more beautiful than a hedgerow during harvest season

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

people keep asking me if i hate my commute but this is literally my commute??

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Sadly I have to quit my job because this is how on me radish is the second I come back home now after 6 weeks of constant pets

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I've been doing this. For like 4 hours. I went to uni. For like 6 years. So I can laminate stuff. Smh

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I need to find a better spot for these bc last year it got so cold the shed froze and ruined all my stuff but for now here's our little stash of jam and syrup

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I got a little bit carried away picking berries today and this turned into TWELVE GLASSES of jam Which is nearly all my fucking jam jars so now the plums have to wait till I buy some more