May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sorry for the controversy, but the King Princess being bi situation is driving me insane. We need to get queer people on the internet to also be queer people off the internet. I don't care what the "definition" is, labels are there for you to help yourself. As soon as someone is using it to ascribe 241
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love having gay straight sex with my gay bi husboyfriend 010
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026How much do comms of armor-clad muscle-ladies go for these days? 000
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberChocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Friendly reminder 11268047662
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Paws Crossed chapter 2: Starved and the Starving 1012749691
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Well. We moved. We should have hired movers. It was like 3am when we finished up getting everything out. There's still so much shit in the uhaul, and I just cut my toe pretty bad. I think this week is gonna somehow be worse than last night. At least we moved to somewhere with sealed windows :3 010
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Who else getting their grundle zapped 000
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I think people on the internet are too afraid of voicing their radical beliefs. Like, I believe we should force billionaires to give up their pile of riches, and drown them if they don't comply. But it's not like the government is functional at all, especially the FBI. Organize now 000
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This is how I feel anytime I reference what I want done to my dick n balls 010
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I took my prog too early and now everything is is molasses mode. Honestly I'm kinda surprised it's not a controlled substance cuz this shit's nice 000
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The guy in Thank Goodness You're Here! that you punch in the fish til he mongers 000
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Is there anything you can stick in your mouth that looks as cool as a cigarette without harming everyone around you, including yourself 000
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Remember to get your CCL everypony 000
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberAllie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no weevilstatic.klipy.comWeevil Moment Close-UpALT: Weevil Moment Close-Up 1104
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026These murders are not accidents, and if the regime stays in place, justice cannot be found between our coasts. Abolish ICE, preferably legally rather than how I'm pretty sure it's gonna go down. 010
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I made a post about a bossa nova track I liked, but fuck me she used AI at some point in the process. Absolutely not, I don't care if it's 99% human, art comes from the soul and a few very hot GPUs don't have one. I'm sorry about that. Thankfully Tidal tags that shit now, as of like 2 days ago 010
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberThe Vegapunk of Hyenas @yeeniemcbeenie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I don’t think I’ve ever seen an image as beautiful as this 3698523438
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuberlizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026ICE shot someone in the fucking face in Biddeford, Maine this morning fuck ICE forever my heart goes out to their friends and family. maine is like a big small town and i’m from that area. there’s a nonzero chance that someone i know was affected by this. i’m just so mad. ACAB and FUCK ICEnewscentermaine.com 291796630
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Im just gonna start drawing other people's characters until the creative juice seeps back in. Also I'm starting esketamine treatments, maybe it'll fix my brain 010
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuberlady💥 @ladysantos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026its that time of the month 🌕 1743031028
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 05/07/2026"sex change" meaning "the body is highly malleable (by self or others) & the way it is sexed is highly malleable (by self or others)" is a stronger position than "F and M exist, sex change is strictly F -> M or M -> F". call the former Liquid Sex & the latter Solid Sex because i like silly names 20962117
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This heat is scrambling my brain, I can't remember what I was doing two seconds ago 000
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberPSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 28/06/2026enjoying pride together 🏳️🌈🥳 74132892885
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I don't really like that trans women are often depicted blasting rope to sexual stimulus, most of the trans women I know enjoy much more cis woman orgasms. You know, like the full body shakes and the feeling of bliss, without really anything coming out, especially not at velocity. 000
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberGuggy @guirgaleo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026quick sketch now that I don't feel like dookie ass 82185254
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberYagi the Goat @yagithegoat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026lil doggo 3179081320
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberMaggot @maggotmilk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Self//Improvement #furryart #mecha 163520949
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I feel like bottom surgery is just too dangerous, I'll end up showing it off to literally anyone 000
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I saw @emdashreed.bsky.social (and all of How I Became Invisible) live at Jersey Pride, and they rocked so hard I forgot to record any of it! We are all an Arby's witch today 🌈 happy Pride y'all 041
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberPiemations @piemations.com · 02/06/2026There's nothing more cool than being yourself❤️ 102163365605
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuberemma @carryourworld.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Two bees sleeping in a flower.. I’m so normal about this 🥹🥹 1496903875
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026There should be a warning that pops up before you draw a snake 020
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I got a fucking kidney stone what the fuck kill me 000
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberTJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026 17287391713
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberMay the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Anyone in MA wanna organize against the regime? I don't know how to but I'm fed up 001
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I think about this specific clip every day. It's pretty obvious to me that he does the salute in this. thanks @atrupar.com for always cataloguing this lunatic's actions, so I can go back to reference them. I think he thought nobody was filming somehow. 000
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtubersilas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 11/05/2026i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡 1794523258
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I need bottom surgery so bad... 000
May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I should go on a hike to see some cool rocks, and get trail head right there in nature 000
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberPeyto @peytoblue.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Sleepy #art #digitalart 61312143
Reposted by May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~VtuberGood Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/05/2026 253527993