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My brain shit itself and managed to convince me for just a second that not only is it a different season in the southern hemisphere, it is also a different month, because that's how seasons work?

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

tesco website is broken, as soon as I add anything to my basket it comes up as out of stock even though it's showing as in stock when I add it literally every single product lol

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just found out the woman that plays lila in season 4 of reacher is 40. girl she looks like 25.

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i still think about the funniest thing rosie ever did. when i was introducing her to brambles for the first time, she walked into the spare room, picked up one of the toys in her mouth, then just fucking left. didn't even look at brambles.

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

wild that im gonna be 30 this year. who let this happen

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i feel like im just angry all the time at everyone

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

some bald ass shit head was outside my building yelling so loud it scared the cats I hope he gets cancer x

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wore a skirt today and didn't hate it so I'm definitely gonna be exploring that more. I just felt like a dude in a skirt, didn't bring up dysphoria or anything

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I dont want to book a hotel room then have 5 follow up emails Suck me right off

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my hair was bugging me so i cut off the long bits and I have no idea what the back looks like lmao

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

got a real bad habit of buying breakfast bars for the week and then snacking on them. what a sneaky bad boy

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Terra gives me this look that's very much Lucifer in The Fallen Angel whenever I pet Brambles in front of her. Is this what The Bible is about

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

can't wait for another night of listening to the neighbours TV until 2am. Nothing but stress and hassle since the cunts moved in, and I'm too anxious to phone the council so I just have to sit on it and wait until they get from my online report.

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Took the t shot. Now im horny. Life is ufhfjdkdkf

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

brambles just looked me in the eye and made weird cat noises. girl speak english i can't understand you

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Kinda surreal that my great uncle died and I'm seeing his face everywhere cos he was big in the brass band scene here apparently and I honestly didn't know that cos barely knew the man.

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i found out the thing about atoms that i dont like and it's that they actually have no physical boundaries just where the electrons around them should probably be and no matter how far out you go that chance never hits 0

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Cunt neighbours with the tv again, council havent got back to my report, im phoning them tomorrow and I wont stop badgering them until they agree to evict these fuckers

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

a fun fact about pronouns is that they're made up just like every other word on this earth, and to misgender someone or use the wrong name, whether you believe that people can be non binary/trans at all, just makes you categorically incorrect. pronouns/names are not tied to any kind of biology

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i had this dream i moved into a gorgeous flat like really stunning sort of classical luxury vibes but also all of the rooms were hexagons and it was open planned, so the doors were just arches anyway I want that flat

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spooky dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Actually, I'm physically disciplining her." "I understand now. You weren't beating your wife, you were simply setting boundaries using physical force. That's my mistake. In future, I'll give you more specific advice on how to maintain marital harmony. Have you considered beating her with a stick?"

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

wanted walk on the beach while listening to music but i had no phone signal so just came home lol

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ok I'm going for a walk bcos i've been ill and in the house for ages and the weather seems ok and im taking the camera down the beach

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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Absolutely

Reasons why I'm polite to waiters - Because I realize they're human beings, trying to make a living, not my servants.

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i wanted chicken curry so bad tonight divas. so bad. i dont want to go to aldi for chicken. there's nothing in the world worth fighting for anymore

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

had chicken that was out of date on the 11th and I froze it on the 10th and I defrost it today and it's off. this is happening more and more often, but I'm putting it in the freezer and it seems fine so how is it possible its going off while defrosting in th fridge?

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

just read my complaint form back from last night and it sounds kind of erratic and I did send it at like 3am and it mentions my mental health fears twice so it probably backs up the point that I'm not doing well lmfao

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if someone wants to marry me and give me a home and pay for my degree that would be swell

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm just piling up reasons to move away and never look back atm

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've reported these fucks again for the 3rd time, I was putting it off bcos I hate phoning so I'm just putting in an online form and hopefully they phone me and then i tell them there's 3 options, and those options are 1) evict these cunts. 2) help me find a new place or 3) I go into a MH crisis

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Woken up again with noise, this time with ear plugs in. I hope they all fucking die its fucking 2:30 on a Tuesday

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I've not been doing well lately and I hit a really bad one and I started drinking the other night because I have the cupboard with all the left over drink from events and parties and I know it's not a good idea but it's there but anyway the main thing is I stopped myself after a couple of drinks

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm paranoid that I look ever so slightly jaundiced but its just so slight i could be imagining it but my skin just does not look normal today and i keep looking at my reflection trying to figure it out and the area around my eyes looked more red/purple than normal and it's not ideal

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I used one of my new sex toys and its the first time I've had an orgasm from only penetration with no intentionally added clitoral stimulation like in my life ever 👍

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My 30th is on a Saturday and the venue I wanted to book for it has no availability bcos of christmas I HATE JESUS

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

having a conversation about financial management and im old as fuck im a loser my knees are going also

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Lucian (he/him) @luwucian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

we used to plough fields and do crop rotation and before that we lived in caves and painted on the walls and walked across the desert to get to the other side of the world and ate fruit and berries from trees and now we have laptops and credit scores. girl

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