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Lurch

@lurchpenguin.bsky.social
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A birb, a puppy, a little guy. He/They. 40 now. Gay for all genders.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 23h
Helping the community and doing good thi Also: crew gets blew. Unpaid - well laid. Something, something, a shift in the cloaca room. Two hours on the doors for a weekend on all fours. A voucher good for one free twink. Volunteer badges open vag-es 💅
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Home. Now I could really use a crew brief about another event, a very short sleep, and to get up before dawn to go drive a forklift. 🐕
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First time doing an event armed with a radio, which are evil little demons that sit on your belt and scream in your ear that SOMETHING IS HAPPENING and then fall deathly silent for the rest of the afternoon while you smile and wave at the attendees and hope/pretend that everything is fine.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Least horny con I've had since my very first, zero fursuiting, zero wearing of any kink gear, mostly worked and slept and ate haribo, had a nice time.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dogs that can definitely be trusted with your musky undies when you leave the room. 👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have not fursuited at the furry convention. I have not had sex with any strangers at the furry convention. The guards should sieze me at the furry convention. Call me an imposter, beat me, tie me up in the piss corner, piss on me, degrade me, and fuck me quite roughly, at the furry convention. 👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is significantly above my pay grade (£0) and there is an emergency piss planning solution already in place. Nobody panic about the gushing rivers of piss set to drown us all. Please do not spread rumours of a soggy pissy demise awaiting us all after closing ceremonies. We'll be fine. 👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can the littles all stop pissing for a day please? No pharmacies or medical suppliers are open, we are entirely out of the special piss bags, and the local NHS hospitals trust stores department are BASTARDS who won't share. So this is conops, huh. 😅
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The vibes were chill and inclusive but we struggled to get the critical mass to either become a social party or an orgy and I was trying to achieve a perfect symbiosis of both. I need to organise better in advance. Also not my skillset. 👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Studying room party mechanics. Bossa nova was the right call, but I'm not paying for spotify and the adverts are a vibe killer. Bring a DJ. I need a performer to maintain the sex while attendees are feeling shy. Somebody needs to be personable and chatty, not my skillset.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 3. Now I run to catch up on what I've missed. I bought too many room snacks and energy drinks. I might host a party. Possibly going to have group sex. 🐕
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're being swarmed by giant luminous moth creatures or something now. I kinda just want to sleep.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I should follow them into the forest to learn the pipes. Or I should off myself. It's one of those kind of nights.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some cunts playing a hurdy gurdy under a darkened tree now, so, that's a thing that is here, happening.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I fell asleep for ten minutes mid evening and now I'm transported to some other confusing dimension where I have no idea what the fuck is going on or desire to do anything about it.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing it all again in two weeks too.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah yes night two of the furry convention, the traditional time when I realise I don't know how to talk to people, my interactions are all superficial, I'm hurting from travel, I feel like a shit, and I drink far more than I can afford to. But this time I've signed up to work inbetween.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Train toilet has a mirror angled downwards. A bit shit for seeing your face. Perfect for taking dick pics. 🤔
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Underwater is also an option.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Excellent balls, well done. 👍
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Upside down.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It might be hiding in your dicksnout. Lemme check. 👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when I spot your landing strip.
Isolated on a blue field lies, and I can only apologise, a fuckable silicone passenger jet. He's sticking his little tongue out of his metallic silver, fully bangable, tiny aircraft mouth. He has one giant googly eye peering plane-fuckably out at the viewer.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wanna poke a finger in and wiggle your tip. 👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're such a sexy bird. 😍
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's so thicc. 👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wanna put my face in there. 😳
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nice holes. 👍
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hmm. How many hours do I need between shifts to host a room party? What are the odds of my schedule surviving into day two of the con? Do I even really know what I've signed up to do? Can I finish a bodysuit in five days and debut it there? 👀
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And for the second portrait in a row, a bird person! This time a cool as hell penguin lady for ChinaskI having a chill moment in the evening— about 5h in total!
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Temporal anomalies are not an inbound/outbound issue. It's customer service or quality, depending on whether only the inanimate matter is affected or whether a customer themselves is fucking about in the wrong time.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hmmm. The older label, of a type I've never seen before, says the package left here on the 11th through a department who don't ship. The newer label says the courier will deliver it here on the 8th/9th. A different courier brought it in today. I file it under 'they don't pay me enough.'
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oops, I forgot to look for roomies and ended up gambling on a single too. 🙃
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Woah, you're so hot. 😳
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd like some you time. 😍
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Been working on bird stompers. Readying to crew two cons next month. Failed to get a job at the big one. Now I can smell my septum for the first time. Spent today kissing a handsome man while my dick was in him. A mixed bag. 🐕
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like a picking fur out of my teeth kind of an evening ahead. 😳
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✨️Bleucan✨️➡️ MFF DD @bleucan.fish · 17/09/2026
Are you chill like this? ❄️
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Surely you want people to drive without wrecks" I quite correctly tell the magistrate. 🙄
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aww yeah, my favourite time of the year. 🤡
A screenshot of popular entertainment website 'PornHub' featuring the legend 'Bisexual Awareness Week' and a Bisexual pride flag. Also visible is the menu requiring users to select from either 'gay' or 'straight' categories to view.
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe it's just bro's being bro's for the first few dozen pages until some balls touch or whatever. 👀
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EVA ➡️ MFF @evatheroo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
⚪️ Monday ⚫️
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Foreskin
Monochrome
Monochromemonday 
Mcm
Bush
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Gay
Gayporn
Soft cock
Flaccid dick
Gayfurry
Puppyplay
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This comic is gonna be so hot. 👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Your bum looks real soft and grabbable. 😳
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Literally in my little shop waiting for hot furries to ring my little bell right now. 👉👈
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Getting my little sponge. 👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dang you're pretty. 🥵
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
.. can I? 👀
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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
God damn. Look at you go. 👀
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