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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dogs that can definitely be trusted with your musky undies when you leave the room. 👀

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Train toilet has a mirror angled downwards. A bit shit for seeing your face. Perfect for taking dick pics. 🤔

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me when I spot your landing strip.

Isolated on a blue field lies, and I can only apologise, a fuckable silicone passenger jet. He's sticking his little tongue out of his metallic silver, fully bangable, tiny aircraft mouth. He has one giant googly eye peering plane-fuckably out at the viewer.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Aww yeah, my favourite time of the year. 🤡

A screenshot of popular entertainment website 'PornHub' featuring the legend 'Bisexual Awareness Week' and a Bisexual pride flag. Also visible is the menu requiring users to select from either 'gay' or 'straight' categories to view.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

That's what they call me, baby.

A close up of a metal manhole cover that bears the legend 'ductile dreadnought'

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Feels like cock posting time.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Nipple status update: yes, nipple. 👍

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Got nipples pierced. I'm very brave and should get pizza and rum and sex. 🐶

Shirtless dude has those nips pierced for real.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The little ball on this ring spins and rattles so as you can imagine I am playing with my dick all day now. No time for distractions. 🐕

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Thought for sure there was an account I could tag but uh, blocked. VeryMadComplexDOTCom👀 Uncle Damo touched my pants package and now my legs are gay as hell. 🎉 If only they would bring back piss camo pants and put some more fuckin' birds on some merch. 🐦

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

New BigLurch sighting photo, allegedly. Look how short that shadow is. Obviously fake. How come people only ever have their oldest and weirdest cameras at the nude beach when these supposed sightings occur? 🤔

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

These are so fucking loud.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Was a dog and a bird of the sands. Drank a lot of accidental sea water, got nude. Good day out. 🐶

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The fuck is this counterfeit bullshit?

'Lancashire tea.' Lancashire. Tea. Lancashire tea?

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Oops, nearly forgot international take dick pics at work day again. 😳

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Extra hole in my nose, feeling kinda hot about it. 🐕

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Oh yeah, new fursuit. Been in a headstack now, finally a real furry. 🐧

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Physical media new Lurch pic. Henlo worlb.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I'm also at the cumguzzled furry convention at birmingham's adequate hilton's hotel. I might give off the vibe of being a really popular furry with too many friends and party invites to even keep track of where my penis goes but secretly I am an anxious ball of loner jizz. Plz invite me to things.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Snapped the trigger on my old glue gun so I bought an upgrade. 👀

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Sure, I could use more mana.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Hey look, my piercing went up another size. 👀 I also dyed my pubes darker so they show more and dumb mutts know where to sniff.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

It's him birthday and he wants to sniff every part of you. Show pits and holes plz.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

This goofy little fucker. 💜

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Nice weather in the office today. Show hole.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

What that dog looking at? Plus an ultra rare human Lurch photo where I look like I'm even having a good time.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

In a hotel, posting the goods. The ritual must proceed as always. 🐶

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Posting dick, just because.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Literally me being rescued from the lube. 🐶

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I have in the past suggested permanent unremoveable wristbands for doggy weekend attendees. I want to stress that I thought that was a joke. Somebody didn't. 👀

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Me when I ask for the biggest beer and I get it and the room starts spinning. 🐧

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Me when I ask for the biggest bowl of icecream, and I get it, and I'm unrepentant.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Happy lazy hotel dickpic day to all who celebrate.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Woop, stretched my PA to 6g and put my porple shiny in. 🐶

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

OMG there's video footage. Biglurch is real. Somebody should capture it and study the various fluids it produces. 👀

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Photographic proof of biglurch confirmed by belgian news sources. Sceptics insist it's not really him but look at their gay little sockies.

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Lurch @lurchpenguin.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Get yourselves some real slutty art so people think you're cool. (Then post it at exactly the time that you had meant to do so without forgetting. Shhh.)